Brian Westbrook Is Not There And Not Expected To Show UP!!

[JTrotter Fan]

That is one thing i AM sure of!

[rjs246]

Why bother? I've said my piece. Westbrook doesn't deserve the money he wants and really doesn't deserve the money that the team has offered. I know, just like anyone else who has watched him through his career, that he isn't an every down back. You can whine and cry about how long you've been on this board but it doesn't change the fact that you're trying to pick fights as though someone should care about what you think. I don't care. So go argue with someone else.

[MURP]

I've been here far longer than you pal...

lol. 

[JTrotter Fan]

Oh okay...you win RJS...you and your miserable attitude. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Westbrook will get a fair deal in the next week or so in all likelihood.  If an Eagles team source, Westbrook, or his agent come out and say negotiations have stalled again, then I'll be concerned.  But now that he's back in practice and negotiations have begun again, I'm not concerned.  Like Trotter, Westbrook might be able to find more money elsewhere, but he won't be able to find nearly as much success... so the deal will be advantageous to both sides.

[Wingspan]

here's how i picture this thread going

[rjs246]

here's how i picture this thread going

Holy crap that just made me laugh pretty damn hard.

[General_Failure]

That's the best animated gif since Maddox did one for that coma chick.

[Tomahawk]

Was there ever really any question about Westbrook showing up? Hopefully now all this Westbrook and TO bashing can finally cease as everybody except fatass Simon has shown up.

[rjs246]

Cut Westbrook.
Burn TO.
Sautee Simon.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Simon would be perfect for one of those huge smokers.  You know... the kind you have to get home by attaching a trailer hitch to it.  Stick the rod up his fat ass and out his mouth.  Wouldn't be the leanest cut of meat, though.

[rjs246]

It would most likely be completely marblized like those $300 steaks they sell in restaurants I can't afford to go to.

Sounds delicious.

[PhillyGirl]

Cut Westbrook.
Burn TO.
Sautee Simon.

You could feed an army with Sauteed Simon.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Cannibalism of lazy/greedy players rawks.  They should add it to the collective bargaining agreement.

[rjs246]

You could feel an army with Sauteed Simon.

Uh, I'm not sure what that means, but I think that picture of TO got you a little too worked up if you're talking about feeling an army.