"I'll be there," says Owens.

Started by Diomedes, July 22, 2005, 05:50:46 PM

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rjs246

#105
July 27, 2005, 10:58:16 AM
I agree with FF. That team looks money.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#106
July 27, 2005, 11:01:27 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 27, 2005, 10:58:16 AM
I agree with FF. That team looks money.

If the Eagles would only listen to me, I'd be calling my bookie right now.  Then again, I don't have a bookie, so I'd have to find a bookie first.  Then, I'd definitely call him.  Yeah.

Wingspan

#107
July 27, 2005, 11:03:08 AM
isnt that MURP's fantasy roster?
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Eagles_Legendz

#108
July 27, 2005, 11:03:24 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on July 27, 2005, 10:57:01 AM
F that.  I say we dump anyone on the team immediately who's ever somewhat publicly complained about anything whatsoever.  I mean... we're never going to win a championship with a bunch of whiners!!

Donovan's obviously gone.  That whiny POS.  Racism, puking in the Super Bowl, etc etc
Westbrook (contract), Buckhalter (playing time)... gone. gone.
T.O., Pinkston, and McMullen all have to go.  Pinkston complains about being labeled a wimp.  McMullen complains about learning the playbook.  ADIOS MUTHAFARGAS!
Runyan & Tra... quit whining about your stupid backs and/or contracts and HIT THE ROAD!
Hugh, McDougle, Hollis, Corey... Buh-bye buttlicks!  Don't let the door hit your fat asses on the way out!
Trotter for a few years ago, Dhani for complaining his signing was overshadowed by Jevon and T.O... LATER BITCHES!
Luckily, I don't think we have any whiners in the secondary.  So we got THAT goin' for us... which is nice.

New starting offense:
QB - "platoon" of Mikey McMahon & King Koybra
RB - "three-headed monster" of MOATS/MAHE/MCCOO!!
WR - Greggie Lewis, Justin Jenkins Reggie BROWN (wait, he doesn't have a contract yet)
TE - L.J. (MVP! MVP!)
OL - Herremans, Hicks, Fraley, Andrews, Sciullo... FEEL THE POWER!
DL - Kalu, Kearse, Walker, Patterson (who's first off the bench?)
LB - Labinjo (mike), Greg Richmond (sam), Keith Adams (Simoneau still wouldn't break the starting lineup)
DB - same ol' crew of Dawk, Lewis, Shep, and Pup

SUPER BOWL CHAMPS, BAYBEEEEEE!!! w0oo0o0ooT!

I think we still win the division with that team.  Seriously.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#109
July 27, 2005, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on July 27, 2005, 11:03:24 AM
I think we still win the division with that team.  Seriously.

Is that your opinion, or are you speaking on behalf of "team Andy"?

rjs246

#110
July 27, 2005, 11:05:39 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on July 27, 2005, 11:03:08 AM
isnt that MURP's fantasy roster?

Not enough backup running backs.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Eagles_Legendz

#111
July 27, 2005, 11:37:39 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on July 27, 2005, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on July 27, 2005, 11:03:24 AM
I think we still win the division with that team.  Seriously.

Is that your opinion, or are you speaking on behalf of "team Andy"?

"Welcome that's a heckofa team we got there, full of some quality football players, and I know we'll work real hard and let the chips fall where they may."

Though, honestly looking at that team, I still don't see any team in the NFC East scoring more than 14 points in a game against that defense.   :evil

WEST is GOD

#112
July 27, 2005, 06:59:36 PM
Did anyone see clips from the Rosenhaus sitdown on HBO real sports? Rosenhaus got owned and badly. He had nothing to say but BS and kept running in circles with his arguments.
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

PhillyGirl

#113
July 27, 2005, 07:35:32 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on July 27, 2005, 06:59:36 PM
Did anyone see clips from the Rosenhaus sitdown on HBO real sports? Rosenhaus got owned and badly. He had nothing to say but BS and kept running in circles with his arguments.

uh, yeah...been mentioned a few times in the Rosenhaus thread.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyPhreak54

#114
July 27, 2005, 07:46:06 PM
QuoteEagles | Owens Won't Depart After Reporting
Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:07:49 -0700

KFFL has learned Philadelphia Eagles WR Terrell Owens will report to training camp on time and will reportedly not leave the team after he shows up. Owens is hopeful by reporting the team will see he is committed to them and if he performs well, he will have his contract renegotiated in his favor.

Rome

#115
July 27, 2005, 07:54:21 PM
"Owens is hopeful by reporting the team will see he is committed to them and if he performs well, he will have his contract renegotiated in his favor."

Hah!  I read that and the Supertramp song "Dreamer" immediately began playing in my head.   :-D

Diomedes

#116
July 27, 2005, 08:00:22 PM
He can suck my meatcicle.  Suck it, TO.  Suck it.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#117
July 27, 2005, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 27, 2005, 08:00:22 PM
He can suck my meatcicle.  Suck it, TO.  Suck it.

You'll have to negotiate that act with Drew first. TO doesn't do anything for free, you know. If you want his mouthpiece in, it'll cost you more I suppose.

Diomedes

#118
July 27, 2005, 08:15:01 PM
He's paying me for the privelage, bro.  It's a sweet dick.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#119
July 27, 2005, 08:17:57 PM
Ok...um, I will take your word for it. And with that I will end the discussion on this subject now. :-D :puke
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