Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,

[General_Failure]

You guys are great. "Oh, if I was drunk off my ass and my pregnant wife hit me I would never hit her back!" As if any of you lightweights could manage to get as far as the toilet before you passed out in a puddle of your own vomit.

[mussa]

i don't puke and havn't in a very long time.  although i'm having a party this saturday and starting around 1-2, so that might be the nite i puke.  i'm due.  hopefully a pregnant chick will be there so i can smack her around.

[henchmanUK]

Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.  

Now that's the correct answer.

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's arrested again

McMichael arrested after alleged altercation   

NFL.com wire reports 

GROVETOWN, Ga. (July 11, 2005) -- Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael is facing charges for the second time in 13 months for allegedly hitting his wife.

McMichael was arrested July 9 in Columbia County after witnesses told police that he had given his wife, Cawanna, a bloody nose.

The 26-year-old McMichael was taken to the Columbia County Detention Center, where he was charged with simple battery and criminal trespass. McMichael was released just before 7 a.m. after posting a $2,200 bond, according to jail records.

According to the police report, McMichael acknowledged he had two glasses of wine and several beers before arguing with his wife, but he refused to take a field Breathalyzer test.

Cawanna McMichael, 22, told police the contact with her husband was an accident as he was throwing some of her belongings out of their 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

Four witnesses told police they saw McMichael throw his wife from the car. One witness told police he saw the athlete throw his wife away from the vehicle several times, according to the report.

Cawanna McMichael was treated at the scene.

Prosecutors decided not to file charges after McMichael was arrested in June 2004 and accused of hitting his wife. McMichael had been charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, a second-degree felony that is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

In his third season with the Dolphins in 2004, McMichael caught a career-high 73 passes for 791 yards and four touchdowns

[PhillyGirl]

Damn, Phreak...you went Bobby Abreu for this one.

WAY WAY WAY BACK!

[Diomedes]

Once again:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives.  Especially people in Florida.

[Philly_Crew]

Did Cawanna tell you that?

[Sgt PSN]

Did Tawanna tell you that?

Fixed. 

[Beermonkey]

He's arrested again

McMichael arrested after alleged altercation   

NFL.com wire reports 

GROVETOWN, Ga. (July 11, 2005) -- Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael is facing charges for the second time in 13 months for allegedly hitting his wife.

McMichael was arrested July 9 in Columbia County after witnesses told police that he had given his wife, Cawanna, a bloody nose.

The 26-year-old McMichael was taken to the Columbia County Detention Center, where he was charged with simple battery and criminal trespass. McMichael was released just before 7 a.m. after posting a $2,200 bond, according to jail records.

According to the police report, McMichael acknowledged he had two glasses of wine and several beers before arguing with his wife, but he refused to take a field Breathalyzer test.

Cawanna McMichael, 22, told police the contact with her husband was an accident as he was throwing some of her belongings out of their 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

Four witnesses told police they saw McMichael throw his wife from the car. One witness told police he saw the athlete throw his wife away from the vehicle several times, according to the report.

Cawanna McMichael was treated at the scene.

Prosecutors decided not to file charges after McMichael was arrested in June 2004 and accused of hitting his wife. McMichael had been charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, a second-degree felony that is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

In his third season with the Dolphins in 2004, McMichael caught a career-high 73 passes for 791 yards and four touchdowns

He made over $350K that year & he has a 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville???

[Diomedes]

Hey, what happened to my post?  Too tasteless?

[Tomahawk]

Hey, what happened to my post?  Too tasteless?

Is that possible? (Ir)regardless, IM that shtein to me!

[MURP]

i dunno, i didnt do anything to it. 

[Diomedes]

Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!

[Tomahawk]

Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!

And then "Farg The Children!!"

[General_Failure]

Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was: I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!

You must not have posted it. That's something I'd normally say.