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PhillyPhreak54

#90
April 08, 2005, 08:09:47 PM
Your Yetiness,

Why is the Phillies bullpen looking like shtein when they were supposed to be a strength?

Why is Ed Wade still employed?

Why do I still watch and get into the Phillies despite them going nowhere fast?

MDS

#91
April 08, 2005, 08:21:20 PM
I can take #3:

You're an idiot, just like me.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#92
April 08, 2005, 08:30:13 PM
Yeti:  I think dogs are better than people, categorically.  Do you have an opinion on the subject?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#93
April 09, 2005, 02:16:08 PM
Why is it that Meshuggah will put me to sleep while I'm at work, but Static X will wake me up immediately?

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#94
April 09, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
When you and Mrs. Yeti are looking for a good time, you you guys drop X or snort some coke?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#95
April 09, 2005, 06:19:03 PM
Quote from: hbionic on April 08, 2005, 06:56:49 PM
Why do I constantly have dreams about extraterrestrial ships or U.F.O.'s?

Because they are penis shaped.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#96
April 09, 2005, 06:24:43 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2005, 06:35:21 PM by Yeti
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 08, 2005, 08:09:47 PM
Your Yetiness,

Why is the Phillies bullpen looking like shtein when they were supposed to be a strength?

Why is Ed Wade still employed?

Why do I still watch and get into the Phillies despite them going nowhere fast?

Phillies bullpen reflect the new manager.  How go they in a game should show how good of a manager he is.

Ed Wade is the anti-christ.  I would think it would be hard to fire him.

I feel your pain.  We are in the same boat.  That is why they invented D cells.

Thanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#97
April 09, 2005, 06:30:36 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2005, 06:36:53 PM by Yeti
Quote from: Diomedes on April 08, 2005, 08:30:13 PM
Yeti:  I think dogs are better than people, categorically.  Do you have an opinion on the subject?

I do.

This should sum it up.

You wife is locked out of the house.  She is knocking on the front door.
The dog is barking at the back dog.  Who do you let in first.

The dog.  At least it will shut up once it gets in.

Seriously, some of my best friends have been dogs.

Thanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#98
April 09, 2005, 06:34:34 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2005, 06:37:32 PM by Yeti
Quote from: General_Failure on April 09, 2005, 02:16:08 PM
Why is it that Meshuggah will put me to sleep while I'm at work, but Static X will wake me up immediately?

Meshuggah is secretly sponsored by the caffine industry.  They have "sleepy" subliminal messages in their music.

Static X is metal.  If you wake up, it is working.

Thanks for the question
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#99
April 09, 2005, 06:40:58 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 09, 2005, 03:52:02 PM
When you and Mrs. Yeti are looking for a good time, you you guys drop X or snort some coke?

No.  We are high on life. 

...and PBR.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#100
April 09, 2005, 06:41:06 PM
Yeti: Why do you have such a hard time remembering to say "Thanks for the question?"
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#101
April 09, 2005, 06:49:44 PM
Which media circus sorrounding sick people made you happier that they died: Terry Schiavo or The Pope (his real name is Karol, a womens name  :-D).
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#102
April 09, 2005, 06:49:55 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 09, 2005, 06:41:06 PM
Yeti: Why do you have such a hard time remembering to say "Thanks for the question?"

:-D

I'm mildly retarded.

And truly, thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#103
April 09, 2005, 06:51:27 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 09, 2005, 06:49:44 PM
Which media circus sorrounding sick people made you happier that they died: Terry Schiavo or The Pope (his real name is Karol, a womens name  :-D).

Terry Schiavo.  The Pope was getting paid to be on TV.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

General_Failure

#104
April 10, 2005, 04:09:59 AM Last Edit: April 10, 2005, 04:11:34 AM by General_Failure
If I were to simultaneously listen to Clutch (which evens me out) and Static X (which makes me incredibly alert and responsive) and managed to make the rest of the world listen to Meshuggah (which puts people to sleep) what are the chances that I'd get to nail Lexa Doig?

The man. The myth. The legend.
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