I need an inflatable needle!

[General_Failure]

Really, you'd be a fool to pass this offer up.

[MURP]

Dio, that should be up for post of the year. 

i guess we really need to make a post of the month/year thing.  I'll get right on that.   

[QB Eagles]

$20 if you get some national airtime.

Great idea.  Write "STEROIDS" on one side and "CONCRETEFIELD.COM" on the other!

So if he gets arrested everyone here who paid him can be charged with soliciting a crime?

Besides, it would inevitably land with the side facing up and then people would once again be confused about the meaning of it all. Write STEROIDS on both sides. Or CREAM on one side and CLEAR on the other.

[QB Eagles]

By the way, in case you buy that red needle and blow it up and it looks like ass, there's another jumbo inflatable needle on this page. Unfortunately they don't say the exact size.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Dio, that should be up for post of the year. 

2nd!

[Yeti]

Here is the news story a week after the event:

                 EAGLES FANS PROVOKE ATTACK ON BONDS

Eagles fans were behind the attack of Barry Bonds yesterday by a misguided LA youth who's naivity was taken advantage of on an underground Eagles message board.  The LA Post has learned that the youth posted that he was looking a inflatable hypodermic needle to take to the game as a joke.  What followed was a chilling display of the dark side of human nature.  Not only did the Eagles fans find the inflatable needle, they began a bidding war provoking the youth who posts on the site to attack bonds for the sum of $540 dollars.  In the now infamous attack aired all over the world, the youth, dressed in a nurses uniform, jumps the wall and charges home plate when bonds was at bat.  The youth hits Bonds with the inflatable needle and Barry turned and beat him unconscious with the baseball bat.  In the hospital all the troubled youth kept saying was "Ka ching" when CNN, Sports center and Bryant Gumbal were trying to interview him.  Officials have the members of the underground board in custody except for "Yeti" who took off into the woods and disappeared without a trace. 

[mussa]

Lmao

For the record, I have no play in this what-so-ever.




do it chuggie!!

[General_Failure]

Probably the first time anyone in ten years has called Chuggie a "youth."

[rjs246]

You'll get nothing from me and like it.

[hbionic]

I have a feeling that if I we were all drinking and I was drunk off my ass...that you would be 'encouraging' me to jump off a cliff....for $$$......which obviously in that state of mind....I would be heavily considering.

With acquaintences like ya'll who needs friends?

[QB Eagles]

So... hopefully Barry will be back in action by mid-July, eh?

[Yeti]

This thread rocks!

[QB Eagles]

The July 16 game is a nationally televised Saturday game.

[Phanatic]

So Bonds is back... and there is an LA game coming up. 

[BigEd76]

I read the first line too quickly and thought he got a tickle package....