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[Card_Trader]

Hmmm, tell me my hooked on phonics friend, where did I say Lassiter is the best Safety ever?  I said he had one of the most productive seasons ever at the safety position.  But for most people that can understand such things they would know that 1 season doesn't make someone the best.  I see you are the type of person that likes to make stuff up to support your arguments....lol, pretty funny!

[Zanshin]

Hmmm, tell me my hooked on phonics friend, where did I say Lassiter is the best Safety ever?  I said he had one of the most productive seasons ever at the safety position.  But for most people that can understand such things they would know that 1 season doesn't make someone the best.  I see you are the type of person that likes to make stuff up to support your arguments....lol, pretty funny!

They never taught hyperbole in the phonics classes?  You know, hyperbole-- overstating something for effect.  Sort of like saying Lassiter had one of the most productive seasons at safety--ever.  That's hyperbole.  If you're interested, we could get into alliteration next-- what with me being a "genious" and all.

[Card_Trader]

They never taught hyperbole in the phonics classes?  You know, hyperbole-- overstating something for effect.  Sort of like saying Lassiter had one of the most productive seasons at safety--ever.  That's hyperbole.  If you're interested, we could get into alliteration next-- what with me being a "genious" and all.

Teehehe, your quite the comedian....and this whole genius thing,or "genious" as I misspelled, is about you not being able to read, and or just making stuff up out of the blue-----I never claimed to be a genius, nor did I make something up about another persons post, so unless this is the proper enunciation and very good spellers board, you rediculing me for spelling the word genius wrong is kinda silly, and it has helped you divert yourself from the topic we were discussing....which is you making stuff up!  I never said Lassiter is the best of all time, nor did I imply that he was the best ever, just that he had the best year of all safeties THIS year, and one of the most productive years of all time.  Now, because Strahan had the most sacks of all time does that make him the best DE ever? No, I didn't think so, tell ya what, why don't you READ my posts, THEN bring an intelligent comment to the table, or you can just be excused!

[Kwame_Lassiter]

Surely not over Kwame Lassiter this year.....you really can't even argue who had the better year, it is pretty obvious.  If the probowl sent the "best" players at their respective positions to Hawaii, then YES Lassiter would be their over Dawkins....but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.

Yo man, get real.  Thanks for the props, but even my mamma thinks Dawkins is better than me.  Shoot, Rashard Cook might be better than me.  Just because I'm the best defensive player on the Cards doesn't mean I could even start on a real NFL team, dig?  

P.S.  sorry we sucked again this year.  Must have been tough for you and the other fan.  Here's to hoping the new division is the change of pace we need.

[Zanshin]

Teehehe, your quite the comedian....and this whole genius thing,or "genious" as I misspelled, is about you not being able to read, and or just making stuff up out of the blue-----I never claimed to be a genius, nor did I make something up about another persons post, so unless this is the proper enunciation and very good spellers board, you rediculing me for spelling the word genius wrong is kinda silly, and it has helped you divert yourself from the topic we were discussing....which is you making stuff up!  I never said Lassiter is the best of all time, nor did I imply that he was the best ever, just that he had the best year of all safeties THIS year, and one of the most productive years of all time.  Now, because Strahan had the most sacks of all time does that make him the best DE ever? No, I didn't think so, tell ya what, why don't you READ my posts, THEN bring an intelligent comment to the table, or you can just be excused!

Just to keep on the theme, it's "you're," the contraction of "you are" that you were going for there.  Happy to help.  And relax, Francis.  Like I said before, I didn't make anything up-- or did that whole question mark thing elude you?  You think coming to an Eagles board during the NFC championship week to say that Dawkins didn't deserve a pro-bowl bid because Kwame Lassiter (of all people) was far better is bringing something intelligent to the table?  

Geez, even Kwame Lassiter doesn't follow that logic.

I don't think the Strahan thing even works, because he was widely recognized-- and documented-- as having a stellar season.  You're really latched onto a throwaway line in my post.

Nice laugh, by the way. (Teheehee ; I'll have to watch my back).

Chill out-- you're taking this a bit personally.  If you're mad about the bad grammer or spelling, don't take it out on me...go visit your old English teacher, or something.

[Card_Trader]

You're hilarious man,  you have somehow turned this around to be a spelling bee, instead of a football conversation, thats fine. I'm sure you are so much smarter than me to begin with!  Either way I am right about Lassiter deserving to go to the probowl over Dawkins.


Lassiter: 9 Int's, 14 passes defended, 83 Tackles
Dawkins:  2 Int's, 16 passes defended, 56 Tackles


Now which one deserves the probowl.....remember this is a FOOTBALL message board, not a spelling bee, so why don't you try to talk football instead of correcting people on their spelling!

[Zanshin]

You're hilarious man,  you have somehow turned this around to be a spelling bee, instead of a football conversation, thats fine. I'm sure you are so much smarter than me to begin with!  Either way I am right about Lassiter deserving to go to the probowl over Dawkins.


Lassiter: 9 Int's, 14 passes defended, 83 Tackles
Dawkins:  2 Int's, 16 passes defended, 56 Tackles


Now which one deserves the probowl.....remember this is a FOOTBALL message board, not a spelling bee, so why don't you try to talk football instead of correcting people on their spelling!

You know, I'd expect that you'd be a little less sensitive and have a better sense of humor since you're a Cardinal's fan.

I didn't say that Lassiter didn't have good numbers or that he didn't have a good year-- but the Pro Bowl (which I previously agreed is a crock)-- is subjective.  There's no formulaic value associated with a selection.  Dawkins had perhaps the greatest impact on arguably the best defense in the league-- Lassiter can't say that.  Sometimes, stats do lie.  Or do you think Timmy Smith was the best running back to ever play in a Super Bowl, too?  Also, it's widely known that the Pro Bowl voting is skewed for consistency over several seasons; it usually takes two years like Lassiter's to garner him serious consideration.  If you're really into the research, why don't you go poll the coaches and GMs and ask which safety they'd rather have.  I'm quite sure Dawkins would get the nod (actually, he already did through the pro bowl voting).

So, why not take a deep breath.  You're entitled to your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.  You're the one who started the personal nonsense.  I'm not inherently anti-Cardinal-- I think Boston's a top-rate receiver, for instance-- so, relax.

[hbionic]

...Dawkins had perhaps the greatest impact on arguably the best defense in the league-- Lassiter can't say that.  Sometimes, stats do lie.  Or do you think Timmy Smith was the best running back to ever play in a Super Bowl, too?  Also, it's widely known that the Pro Bowl voting is skewed for consistency over several seasons; it usually takes a two years like Lassiter's to garner him serious consideration...

That pretty much sums it up. So, what else is going on?

[GoinLong]

Maybe they'd be better if they changed the name to "Phoenix" or "Sunbirds," or something.  

How about the Phoenix Phonics?

Aren't great DB's measured by the impact they have on where and how often a QB attempts to complete a pass? Larry Wilson didn't have flashy numbers, but you may be aware that he is a HOF safety.

[Bristow]

I don't know how far this thread has gone as far as subject......but i'm gonna respond to the start


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[Sgt PSN]

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[MURP]

[General_Failure]

Read it again, it's in there.

[Sgt PSN]

Dude, I am NOT looking through the 9 friggin pages of this thread again.    

[General_Failure]

Trust me.