Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,

Tomahawk · June 30, 2004, 02:32:26 PM

but also throws a mean punch.

Hit Me Again, Ike, and This Time Put Some Stank On It!!-Tina Turner

MURP · June 30, 2004, 02:34:36 PM

we need a special smiley face for these issues that come up about once a month.

General_Failure · June 30, 2004, 03:07:09 PM

How 'bout a mostly red tube with a string on it?

Diomedes · June 30, 2004, 03:08:07 PM

Put yourself in his shoes:
You're drunk--been out celebrating your 25th Birthday. You're very drunk..in fact, you're vomiting in the toilet! If that's not bad enough, your wife is screaming at you. Then she hits you.
What are you gonna do?
I'd probably push her out of my way as I headed to bed, too.

Put yourself in her shoes:
You're husband comes home drunk. Pukes. So you yell at him while he's....

okay, I guess I can't really put myself in her shoes. Was she drunk, too?

It's pretty simple: Don't shout at and don't hit your drunk puking husband unless you wanna get smacked.

This story sounds like a classic Non-Story to me.

Tomahawk · June 30, 2004, 03:15:37 PM

As she is pregnant, I really hope she was not drunk as well.

Diomedes · June 30, 2004, 03:20:25 PM

Just to be clear, I don't mean to say she was. I just don't understand what the hell she was thinking. The dude is PUKING, DRUNK. She screams at him and hits him. MMMmkay. I get that far in the article, and I quickly lose any sympathy for any of the people involved.
Let them whale on each other all day.

mussa · June 30, 2004, 03:40:57 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 03:08:07 PM
Put yourself in his shoes:
You're drunk--been out celebrating your 25th Birthday. You're very drunk..in fact, you're vomiting in the toilet! If that's not bad enough, your wife is screaming at you. Then she hits you.
What are you gonna do?
I'd probably push her out of my way as I headed to bed, too.

Put yourself in her shoes:
You're husband comes home drunk. Pukes. So you yell at him while he's....

okay, I guess I can't really put myself in her shoes. Was she drunk, too?

It's pretty simple: Don't shout at and don't hit your drunk puking husband unless you wanna get smacked.

This story sounds like a classic Non-Story to me.

your pathetic. i'd tell her to shut the hell up, then i would pass out and snore the rest of the night and really piss her off. maybe if the bitch burnt your house down and killed your kids i would smack the shtein out of her. but yelling and a hit, come on.

Tomahawk · June 30, 2004, 03:58:34 PM

I don't know. If I'm all loaded and somebody starts smacking me around in the midst of my prayer to the porcelain god, I'd probably be inclined to shove said person away too.

But this is all conjecture as my tolerance to the demon alcohol disallows me from puking.

Diomedes · June 30, 2004, 04:12:08 PM

I don't care who you are: If you hit me, don't be surprised if I hit you back. I don't care if you're a woman, and shame on you if you're a pregnant one. You just might get smacked in return either way. Equal rights, baby. Think before you hit someone.

You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Knock it off with the insults mussa. Maybe you can play nice like all the other kids in the thread?

Drunkmasterflex · June 30, 2004, 04:20:29 PM

I agree with you Dio if someone hits me I am inclined to hit them back. Don't get me wrong I do not condone violence against women...but if they are going to use force they can expect it back. Hitting someone while drunk and sick is a good way to get hit back.

Sgt PSN · June 30, 2004, 04:35:32 PM

Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.

Tomahawk · June 30, 2004, 04:39:55 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 30, 2004, 04:35:32 PM
Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.

About 10 years ago a friend of mine got drunker than 10,000 Indians, walked into his parents' bedroom, and pissed at the foot of their bed. They were under the impression that it did not make a difference that it was a water bed.

PhillyGirl · June 30, 2004, 04:55:32 PM

You don't push a pregnant woman, EVER.

mussa · June 30, 2004, 05:20:08 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 04:12:08 PM
I don't care who you are: If you hit me, don't be surprised if I hit you back. I don't care if you're a woman, and shame on you if you're a pregnant one. You just might get smacked in return either way. Equal rights, baby. Think before you hit someone.

You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Knock it off with the insults mussa. Maybe you can play nice like all the other kids in the thread?

ur nothing but a pregnant wife beater Dio. i'll insult u all i want.

PhillyPhreak54 · June 30, 2004, 07:07:44 PM

Since she is carrying a child, I would've had to restrain myself from hitting back. He has to realize that his child's well being is at stake there.

BUT....

The lady has to realize that too. She's pregnant, but yet she's going off on him and hitting him? What if she misses and falls down? Who's fault is it then? Hers.

McMichaels was dumb to hit/push her. But she was just as guilty too. That's why she took a trip to lockup too.