Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

PhillyPhreak54 · January 16, 2026, 08:27:16 PM

Gonna be a fun offseason I see

PhillyPhreak54 · January 17, 2026, 02:58:33 PM

Mike Kafka interviewing for OC no

And now word that the dude with the most hilbilly name ever - Jim Bob Cooter - is gonna interview

Don Ho · January 17, 2026, 07:27:56 PM

Jim Bob getting to NovaCare via canoe up the Cahulawassee River?

PhillyPhreak54 · January 17, 2026, 09:27:29 PM

Either that or a 1987 F150 with rusted out quarter panels

PhillyPhreak54 · January 18, 2026, 11:52:05 AM

Daboll interviewing as well

General_Failure · January 18, 2026, 12:12:57 PM

The special teams coach is returning. He probably has a name.

MDS · January 18, 2026, 12:42:38 PM

michael clay...fun little contract game with him where they told him to go find another job and the bucs were like "no thanks," so he came crawling back

daboll to me is the most likely fit. mcdaneil i dont see how he makes it through this barrage of openings.

General_Failure · January 18, 2026, 01:59:54 PM

Daboll seems like the perfect dull answer. Better than Patullo by virtue of knowing what a football is, seems to fit Sirianni's dipshtein manchild vibe, probably not good enough to get another head coaching spot for a few years.

Don Ho · January 18, 2026, 07:58:40 PM

Was not Dubol part of the staff that benched Hurts for Tua? That should go over well with Jalen.

PhillyPhreak54 · January 18, 2026, 09:30:09 PM

Also interviewing Bobby Slowik who started off as a hot name a couple years ago and the Houston canned him

Don Ho · January 19, 2026, 06:11:42 PM

Jesus Christ, all these coaches getting fired, a lot of openings, going to be a lot of coordinators being lured in to other teams. Concerns me. Are we going to get sloppy seconds? I know it's perceived as a prestigious job to be with the Eagles but a lot of noise in the building. I know these are professional athletes. Every franchise has the cloud of white noise but AJ, Zippy the pinhead as head coach, QB who wants it his way, etc.

General_Failure · January 19, 2026, 07:03:01 PM

It's still a super bowl set of offensive talent with a really, really low bar to improve over the last guy who had the job.

MDS · January 20, 2026, 09:16:42 PM

turns out the tight pants wearing hipster doofus wants to live a chill life in LA with an elite qb and not subject himself to the eagles nonstop drama/jalen friggin hurts