Phillies

[Rome]

Turner/Schwarber/Harper: 1/11 with 5 K's.

Ugh.

[ice grillin you]

meathead lineup made this so predictable

[PhillyPhreak54]

Gotta have it today, boys.

Interesting that they're the early game and CHI/MIL are the late game.

Turner
Schwarber
Harper
Bohm
Realmuto
Castellanos
Sosa
Marsh
Kemp
Luzardo

Took a small flyer on either Harper or Schwarber hitting 2+ HRs

[Don Ho]

I'd take the small flyer top of the order goes 1-11, 6+K

[Don Ho]

Nice that Luzardo got out of that first. Get that shtein out of the way.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd take the small flyer top of the order goes 1-11, 6+K

Looks like they're well on their way!

Crumb bums

[ice grillin you]

Yayzooz looks so good but it will be wasted by these troglodytes

[PhillyPhreak54]

Turner needed a backhoe to hit any of those

JFC man

[ice grillin you]

Less white guys please

[Don Ho]

Yayzooz looks so good but it will be wasted by these troglodytes

OMG!  Love it!  I'm stealing that iggy. Troglodytes!  My Neanderthal comments all season were to mean and below the belt, to the Neandethal species that is.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Chefs kiss

https://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/1975334712580452375 46

[PhillyPhreak54]

Less white guys please

Text lil guy and tell him to relay that to uncle John.

I'm sure he's close by

And yeah Luzardo is dealing

[PhillyPhreak54]

Adrian Johnson's strike zone is from box to box

God damn

[Don Ho]

Yes sir!

Uncle John is wealthier than sin, once they are swept in LA, get on the privte jet to Japan, come home through the DR and few other Latin hot beds.  While there leave Dumbrowski at the nearest Vodoo sanctuary. 

This Orange County, CA All-Star team is wearing on me. 

[Don Ho]

Since the 4 home runs, Schwarber about as MVP as my dogs.