Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

UnfargingREAL

Why does this team do this to us

What in the motherfarging farg

[Don Ho]

Hoffman ain't going to get past Alonzo.

Once Lindor got on, the Mets magic began. Dumbbrowski Needs to get some Latino machismo on this team.  The white trash redneck truck driver mentality isn't cutting it.

[Don Ho]

Go back to your trading card show redneck Strahm.

[Don Ho]

Boo boo boo boo boo boo! 

[Don Ho]

Two awful at bats.

[Rome]

We've all lived through choke jobs but holy shtein this team is special.  Wow.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mother of god

I need a defibrillator

How about Casty?!

What a win

[Rome]

These fargers are gonna kill me. 

Dead.

[SD]

Text my buddy they should have left Estevez in...hasn't pitched in a week and was filthy.

That was one of the best games we'll ever witness. We've got ourselves a series. C'mon Nola

[PhillyPhreak54]

Tuesday and Wednesday being at 5 ET sucks

But gives me a reason to leave early

[MDS]

i can bump it down the list when they get swept up in queens, but in the moment thats a top 3 game for me

1 jimmy 09 walk off
2 bedlam
3 this

just a tremendous night at the yard in a vacuum. real october shtein. i hate them, but that was fun.

[Geowhizzer]

The Phillies are capable of beating any team.

You are missing the point which is they are incapable of beating every team.

7-6 against the Mets
5-1 against the Padres
5-1 against the Dodgers

Again, this team is capable of beating any team when they're on.  They're also capable of shteinting down their own leg at any point.

I get being doubtful against the team.  Heck, I had the game on mute most of the time to calm my own nerves.  I am not expecting a World Series run.  But to say they are not capable is Trump-level hyperbole.

[Munson]

i can bump it down the list when they get swept up in queens, but in the moment thats a top 3 game for me

1 jimmy 09 walk off
2 bedlam
3 this

just a tremendous night at the yard in a vacuum. real october shtein. i hate them, but that was fun.

Very possible it was because where i wa sitting, slightly under and overhang, but I was at bedlam and this and I swear it was louder tonight when Casty hit the tying homer to make it 3-3.

What an insane game to be at. I had to take a half a .25 xanax in the 8th and the other half in the 9th lmao. So much fun.

[Don Ho]

That's awesome you guys were there to watch that!

holy shtein, WTF with the bullpen?  Strahm and KK look lost.

This game is even sweeter because that bikini bottom looking Easter Island face Edwin Diaz was involved. I'd love to find that douche bag with the trumpet and bludgeon him a few times across the skull if I'm ever at Citi Field.

[MDS]

the series is just gonna get really weird. both teams already know each other inside out, now all the high leverage relievers are massively vulnerable. phillies are going to need to lean on alvarado or try estevez against the top of the lineup...gotta give these guys different looks. its not a good plan!