Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

Way to be tonight, boys.

Hungover from last night?

[Geowhizzer]

It is amazing how consistently this billion-dollar lineup comes up small against the Patrick Corbins of the world.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yep.

And now let the implosion begin

[PhillyPhreak54]

Trea Day Babaaaay

[PhillyPhreak54]

Finally.

No bullpen shenanigans please

[MDS]

kvtech away, goyim

[Don Ho]

Ugly start, Nola's vagina still top notch, 6 runs on 3 two run homers, Marte is horse shtein (miracle he got out of that mess) GO PHILS!

[MDS]

they are now 4.5 games clear of a spot...get ready for some more bad lineups and mailed in bullpen decisions. eyes on october.

i would also like to point that me and my boys were banging around some trea turner sympathy in our text thread when he looked like he was going to off himself in maimi. the philly captain gets on the video and says hey lets give him a standing o (he did this on his own). that gets picked up and goes viral and wip makes a thing of it and bla bla bla it becomes a huge deal. since that point, turner has been the old turner.

you're farging welcome. im out here fixing millionaire athletes, you keep holding your dicks and crying about not scoring runs in the 4th inning of some random game.

[Rome]

Thanks for helping them win a game in early August against a last place team. 

Go rent yourself a shiksa hooker on me. 

$20 max.

[phattymatty]

Dear Trea, I feel like I can call you Trea because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

- Todd

[MDS]

you would all be nothing without me

NOTHING

[Rome]

Haha

[Don Ho]

you would all be nothing without me

NOTHING

I tend to agree.  The way I quote you to my powder blue, red colored glasses crowd out here I owe you residual fees.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Twins usually can't but for shtein.

But here we are.

[Don Ho]

Nice, an early sign of life!