Phillies

[QB Eagles]

Zero wins in three attempts from Nola and Wheeler.

Not really a formula for winning this bitch.

[Don Ho]

getting worse by the inning, pitcher, pitch, one huge abomination.

[Geowhizzer]

Could they just get one lousy hit so I could go to bed and sleep away this abomination?

No... no, they can't!

[PhillyPhreak54]

I mean I guess I'd rather this than a crushing walk off loss.

Flush it and prepare my liver for drinking through the games tomorrow.

But seriously though - farg Aaron Nola. And his little pretentious defenders online.

[Don Ho]

Way to suck the life out of a city, a fanbase, a World Series. 

My wife said screw this and headed to Petco, should have gone with her.

[Geowhizzer]

I'd seriously be in bed if it wasn't for the no-hitter.  I'm exhausted.

[PhillyPhreak54]

And fans are streaming out of the park.

Bad look. Losers

[Don Ho]

It is a bad look whatever is happening is happening but my God we'd all give our left you know what to have a chance to go to World Series game!
you get there early and you sit to the last farging pitch even if it's a train wreck like this

[PhillyPhreak54]

God

farging

Dammit

[Don Ho]

Two happiest guys in the ballpark are Nola and Alvarado, they can look at this lineup and say
  "wtf did you guys do to help tonight?"

[QB Eagles]

Fire Doc

See you guys tomorrow for the Eagles game

[Rome]

Welp

[Don Ho]

I'm not mad
I'm not upset
I'm not sad
I'm just farging embarrassed

That was a big old farg you to the Phillies.

[Don Ho]

Someone please spend the rest of tonight explaining to me why I should be excited about Thor and dead arm to salvage the series.  And please don't waste your time on the farging offense. 

[Don Ho]

Sad the Bums of old showed up tonight.