Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[SD]

point is Hoyda is Hoyda you cuck

Amen

[rjs246]

4 billion women in the world and you guys have so little self esteem that you're bragging about boning conservative American trash. Cool cool.

[Diomedes]

Have some pity.  These guys have to target trained brood mares to get any strange.

[SD]

This coming from two guys who've been pounding the same ass for 20 years. I pity the fool

[Diomedes]

Can you talk about sex without sounding like you're describing a street fight?

[SD]

Fine..."making love" lol

Remember back before you were married...after you took a girl to #town did you say to your boys "I made love to this girl the other night" or did you use words like bang/farged/crushed Hoyda? The vernacular of a domesticated married man and that of a single man are night and day.

When you're single and an attractive girl is interested in you, the goal is to bang her. Politics/religion who gives a shtein...you want anything more than to get laid then those things get taken into consideration. Lauren Boebert? Can't stand her but I find her attractive...I'd play the game long enough to hit and quit. AOC I'd date.

[Diomedes]

Christ I'm glad you're not raising my daughter.

So, here's news: not every dude brags to his friends about destroying vaginas.  When I was single and getting laid, so were my friends, and none of us really had anything to say to each other about it.  We talked about motorcycles, books, music, politics. 

The vernacular of a person who views women as meat and a person who views them as people is different, yes.  We agree on that.

[General_Failure]

I bet you didn't even pay 28% interest on a brand new Charger when you turned 18.

[Diomedes]

No but I have to admit that I'm pretty turned on by the idea of 20 years "pounding the same ass" as Rusty.  Eiffel tower without having to go to France!

[SD]

Christ I'm glad you're not raising my daughter.

I have 100% custody...zero help from mom...daughter is on the honor roll, plays soccer, softball, guitar and the clarinet. She was competing in state wide Tae Keon Do tournaments up until 2 years ago when she decided it wasn't for her anymore. She's well beyond me morally and knows how to read people better than anyone I know. I've only brought 2 girls around her in the 12 years since her mom and I split. Flip side her mom quit her job to move in with a felon who was living off his deceased parents inheritance...he was also still married. Moral of the story parenting and banging chicks aren't mutually exclusive.


Majority of talk with my guy friends is sports but since they're all married they love hearing about my conquests. Whenever I'm among a new group of guys philly sports and women are a common talking point. My married friends still check out girls. Most of them have wife's who don't mind. I always say it's human nature. Girls talk about guys/sex/penis more than we talk about it...they've told me as much plus have shown me their text conversations.

[rjs246]

Everyone on CF shares more details about their lives than is healthy. After decades of reading the truly appalling and depressing details of your lives I can say without hesitation that I do not envy one single solitary thing about any of your lives. If nothing else this place makes me extremely happy with my life choices. I will happily continue to pound familiar ass with Dio.

[Munson]

"Familiar Ass Pounding" sounds like a good caption for one of the subforums. Probably the Eagles Talk one tbh

[Rome]

I will happily continue to pound familiar ass with Dio.

Ummm...

[rjs246]

Sure man whatever. Brave new world.

[General_Failure]

Have you guys considered hobbies?