We're All Gonna Die

[General_Failure]

If he's not fired, he's definitely checked out.

[General_Failure]

A couple I know in north Jersey have it. Husband definitely has it, wife only had the dry cough so far.

[Diomedes]

Which of us at will be the first?

My first instinct would be matty because he's the kind of guy who will smoke crack to try it out.  But he also the kind to smoke crack and not turn into a crackhead, so the virus probably just recognize him and carry on to the next victim.

I'm going with Eagles_Legendz.  Lawyers are filthy.

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/19/us/politics/coronavirus-heaven-frilot-mark-frilot.html?action=click&algo=top_conversion&auth=login-email&fellback=false&imp_id=20978296&imp_id=789284970&login=email&module=Most%20Popular&pgtype=Homepage

[General_Failure]

So we're all just assuming everyone at the border camps is dead, right?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Which of us at will be the first?

My first instinct would be matty because he's the kind of guy who will smoke crack to try it out.  But he also the kind to smoke crack and not turn into a crackhead, so the virus probably just recognize him and carry on to the next victim.

I'm going with Eagles_Legendz.  Lawyers are filthy.

Who here is still working around people?

I am. I wouldn't be shocked if I get it

[Munson]

https://twitter.com/hrmoroz/status/1241025578527903750

[Diomedes]

https://youtu.be/kHUuWq6y8F0

[General_Failure]

https://twitter.com/cathleendecker/status/1241080115200745473

[Rome]

I am still working but our exposure is limited.  We're taking precautions as suggested and socially distancing as much as possible. 

That said, I have no doubt I'll get this bug.  I thought I had it a few days ago but it turned out to be the massive influx of pollen that hit all at once.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good lord this is terrifying

https://www.propublica.org/article/a-medical-worker-describes--terrifying-lung-failure-from-covid19-even-in-his-young-patients?

[Diomedes]

first piece I've seen about Russia's situation:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/21/europe/putin-coronavirus-russia-intl/index.html

in short, Putin closed border w/ China immediately, started testing immediately, etc. 

Putin owns Trump in every imaginable way

[Eagles_Legendz]

Which of us at will be the first?

My first instinct would be matty because he's the kind of guy who will smoke crack to try it out.  But he also the kind to smoke crack and not turn into a crackhead, so the virus probably just recognize him and carry on to the next victim.

I'm going with Eagles_Legendz.  Lawyers are filthy.

Ha, probably.  Our office is closed now.  But I am at municipal meetings usually 3 nights a week so, deal with a lot of completely random farging people.

[Diomedes]

Probably less exposure than dealing with a lot of random people farging.

Sex club workers holla

[PhillyPhreak54]

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