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General_Failure · December 17, 2016, 07:43:27 PM

If you disable Jesus Christ it just turns itself back on three days later.

Diomedes · December 17, 2016, 08:52:33 PM

And within weeks its followers will have farged everything up permanently.

SD · December 17, 2016, 10:00:07 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on December 17, 2016, 07:43:27 PM
If you disable Jesus Christ it just turns itself back on three days later.

Literal lol

Sgt PSN · December 19, 2016, 09:37:27 PM

Quote from: hbionic on December 15, 2016, 05:00:30 PM
Since when the farg did you stop smoking Sarge? Did you stop or were your lungs no longer able to pull oxygen from the air you breathe through your burnt bronchi?

It's been 12 mo now. I'm a vaping doucebag now.

Sgt PSN · December 19, 2016, 09:37:53 PM

Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2016, 09:45:58 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2016, 11:00:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2016, 03:28:19 AM
The Lovely Mrs. Yeti started a job this year with the forest service as a Fire Fighter Paramedic and just got back from 5 weeks in North Carolina. Is your Pops near Murphy?

No, further north.

TLDR

I don't know what this means.

Sgt PSN · December 19, 2016, 09:38:26 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on December 17, 2016, 07:43:27 PM
If you disable Jesus Christ it just turns itself back on three days later.

Legit

Sgt PSN · December 23, 2016, 09:38:28 AM

I am at the hospital because my squaw is having knee surgery. So I go to the cafeteria for a cup of coffee and I ask the girl at the register if I get free refills. She says if I have my own cup, refills are $1 but if I use their cup, the refill costs the same as a fresh cup. I could walk across the street to the gas station and take one of their cups and bring it back to the hospital and would only be charged $1 for a refill, but it's $3 if I go back up there with one of their cups.

Rome · December 23, 2016, 09:48:06 AM

Hope your girl heals up nice, Sassy.

Sgt PSN · December 23, 2016, 09:54:23 AM

Thanks, but I feel like you're not focusing on the important part of my post. Full price refills, brah. Insanity.

Rome · December 23, 2016, 10:04:08 AM

Charging you full price to re-use a cup that you already paid for while charging you less for one you didn't is quite hilarious. Sounds like a government Johnson.

General_Failure · December 23, 2016, 10:09:00 AM

How much is it if you bring a metal bucket?

Sgt PSN · December 23, 2016, 10:26:22 AM

Quote from: General_Failure on December 23, 2016, 10:09:00 AM
How much is it if you bring a metal bucket?

I'd imagine $1. The girl's exact words were "You can bring anything in here and fill it for a buck unless it's one of our cups."

PhillyPhreak54 · December 25, 2016, 09:41:00 AM

Merry Christmas fargers.

Time to start on the spiked egg nog

SD · December 25, 2016, 09:54:14 AM

Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa

General_Failure · December 25, 2016, 09:55:50 AM