Women

[hbionic]

That means you did it right.

[Geowhizzer]

Good luck, SD.  I know it's hard with your situation, but try to keep focused on your daughter.  She's the only one that matters, but you already know that.

[SD]

This board gets dull when the birds lose so I'll provide you all with some entertainment and if you'd like give me some feedback it's welcomed, so here goes:

Met this girl on Bumble. For those of you who are unfamiliar it's a dating app similar to tinder. Only the girl has to reach out to you first. So this girl and I hit it off. Face wise she's a knockout. I notice all her pics on Bumble are selfies and the pics she sends me are selfies. So last night before I went out I typed her phone number into the facebook search engine. So yeah, I fb stalked her. I looked through her page and all her pics are selfies. So I notice she's always tagged in pics with her friend. So I went to her friends page to look for pics of her. Turns out she's chubby. Like not obese but chubby enough where someone like my shallow ass would have reservations. Plus to me you're being dishonest if you're only posting selfies and hiding your body. So we're supposed to meet up tomorrow night. I'm going to show just with low expectations.

[General_Failure]

Good luck, have fun, don't put a kid in this one.

[MDS]

chubby girls know theyre chubby....get your dick ready

[SD]

I'd let her blow me but the whole farging thing ain't happening

[PhillyPhreak54]

Fast forward to Monday night...

"I farged the Bumble broad. Rode it like a champ"

[hbionic]

All she has to say is, "Were you expecting to find someone to marry on bumble? YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS!"

Like MDS said, get your dick ready. Plus, chubby chicks ain't bad...specially with cute faces.

[smeags]

chubby girls know theyre chubby....get your dick ready

this.

[SD]

I bailed

[Rome]

Waistist!

[hbionic]

You missed out on a good story for us. You have to make
it up by beating a "getting robbed by a hooker and farging her" story. You owe us!

[smeags]

I bailed

did the top of her head look that hideous in the selfies ?

[Tomahawk]

You missed out on a good story for us. You have to make it up by beating a "getting robbed by a hooker and farging her" story. You owe us!

I don't consider it robbery since she used one of the credit cards to buy groceries.

[SD]

Question of the day: Would you bang a neighbor who lived on your same street?