This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[Rome]

10000% guaranteed BUST.

[Rome]

Let's do this!

[Don Ho]

In my 100 years of following the Bums I have never seen an MLB draft. 

Lasorda looks old.  Nippon Baseball in da house

[SD]

Opening Schmidt montage was pretty cool

He's still a jerk off

[PhillyPhreak54]

Wait Mike Schmidt is a jerkoff??

[PhillyPhreak54]

It's Moniak

No idea about this dude

MLB net is comparing him to Steve Finley and Christian Yelich

Meh

[PhillyPhreak54]

Look test fail

Laid back Cali surfer dude

[Rome]

You shut your filthy whore mouth.

[SD]

It's Moniak

No idea about this dude

MLB net is comparing him to Steve Finley and Christian Yelich

Meh

He's toolsy

[Rome]

plus his buddy has to get his name tattooed on his ass after moniak got drafted in the first 10 picks.

which is awesome.

and not gay at all.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

because tattoos are cool.

pie.

[Don Ho]

Toolsy is a cross between Heidi and Gritty?

[ice grillin you]

harper - strasburg - moniak

that seems fair

[SD]

Almost as fair as Crosby - Malkin - Fleury - JVR

[ice grillin you]

32 yrs ago today they drafted lemieux

[MDS]

randolph-moniak-herrera

yes