This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[MDS]

these arent real phillies wins, well they clearly are to you because you think they can win the world series

i was fine with a 4-0 win, but would it be that hard for them to win without jenmar getting a save.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Justify it anyway that makes you feel better, buddy.

[MDS]

g1 - nola
g2 - vv
g3 - helly
g4 - admo

sound good?

[phattymatty]

why do you care so much about a team that obviously sucks so bad?

enjoy the wins while you can douche.

[MDS]

you dont like sports that much so obviously you dont get it

[phattymatty]

apparently i am enjoying baseball much more than you right now.

[Sgt PSN]

Lol

[smeags]

I think lil guy needs a hug. poor kid cant find any joy in life.

[ice grillin you]

I'm with him

I care infinitely more about jp hitting .250 than I do these stupid wins

[smeags]

really ? wow, such a surprise.

[Eagles_Legendz]

He has a .385 OBP.  He'll be fine.

[ice grillin you]

He'll be fine.

famous last philly sports words

[smeags]

he's a bum. cut him.

[MDS]

im not concerned with the 250 because average is kind of a random stat. back of the baseball card havas cant let go of that shtein.

tommy joseph got the call today. hes going to play 1B against lhp and maybe even some rhp. deserved, will be interesting, but keep in mind:

Tommy Joseph comes up 7 months after passing through waivers and being taken off 40 man roster, 5 months after being passed over in Rule 5

[ice grillin you]

yeah getting hits is a meaningless stat

Freddie galvis must be awesome then