the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

What the farg is Harry Styles?

That wizard kid from them books.

[ice grillin you]

What the farg is Harry Styles?

I think its when you take a piece of poop and roll it in your shaving clippings (or any hair maybe) freeze it then use it to penetrate a chick

[General_Failure]

No, that's a Fuzzy Impeachment.

[PhillyPhreak54]

What the farg is Harry Styles?

I think its when you take a piece of poop and roll it in your shaving clippings (or any hair maybe) freeze it then use it to penetrate a chick

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[Diomedes]

Pfft.  That's tame bro.  Pokemon has cards for that.

Let me tell about this group of farging idiots who hang around on a football message board.

[Zanshin]

So. Did your kid get that BJ, or what?

Ha. Probably not. That would be a different call. When they called I thought the guy said they were opening up an HIV investigation against my son. It was really confused for the first minute of the call. Then I heard HIB and took a breath. Of course, we had to talk about it. Nothing a 12 year old loves more than talking about blow jobs with his parents. So stupid.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sir we have an HIV investigation going on with your son

Say what?!

lol - I remember when I heard blow job for the first time and asked my mom what it meant. It a crowded restaurant line.

[ice grillin you]

was she like it that thing uncle randy made you do after thanksgiving dinner last year

[PhillyPhreak54]

No she explained it in English...unlike you

[PhillyPhreak54]

Game changer at my grocery store...curbside pick up.

The local chain all over Houston has one right down the street from me but the meat and produce selections are rather poor. The big new shiny store a little further away is always packed. You can go at 10pm on a Saturday and its crawling with people.

But that new location has rolled out curbside pick up. You shop online, even produce and meats, and they'll pull your order and you go pick it up.

So I don't have to wade through the masses? Don't have to stand in line? For a $5 fee?

Sold.

[Zanshin]

Okay, so to close out a weird series of events for the kid. On the heals of BJ-gate, my kid went to a concert last night to see John Hiatt, who's a song-writing legend.

Anyway, the kid was excited because John had seen some of his videos and wanted to meet after the show. The concert was GREAT. John Hiatt left the stage and came back. Instead of doing the encore, he started talking about someone special in the audience. Then he said called out my kid's name to our COMPLETE surprise.

He asked Jake to come to the stage, handed him a rare 1947 Gibson guitar and told him to play his most popular song, Have a Little Faith in Me in front of Hiatt and the sold out theater. The kid went up and did it, but I don't know how he managed to walk up there what with the enormous balls that must get in the way.

Hiatt is a great guy, and we spent a lot of time talking after the show. Here's a clip of it.

I had to tell that here because it was surreal and because I could make the balls crack without Facebook opening an investigation on me.

https://www.facebook.com/JakeThistleMusic/videos/1709209149366701/

[PhillyPhreak54]

That's farging cool. Awesome.

He's going to end up getting signed to some record deal

[MDS]

john hiatt also sung "cry love" which was used expertly in the great season 1 episode of arrested development called key decisions

also hooray for this child

[Yeti]

That's awesome

[Susquehanna Birder]

Watched it on FB yesterday - pretty damned cool. Did you ask Hiatt if the tiki bar was open?