Week 2 - Dallas Sucks

[Don Ho]

farg yea!

[QB Eagles]

Maxwell got paid.

[General_Failure]

You fools, now the Eagles get the ball back!

[General_Failure]

At this point I'm struggling to remember if Buttfumble was worse than this. I remember he was bad, obviously, but I don't remember how bad.

[Don Ho]

It's all on this stupid gimmick offense that Chip brings.  This isn't the Pac 12, it's the NFL.  Didn't take the league long to figure this circus out.  Sam Bradford?  Please.  B rate receivers at best, awful offensive line.  Bring it Chipper! 

[General_Failure]

Good, farg 'em for trying to get Murray his token TD.

[Butchers Bill]

Someone should probably tell Chipper that you can't call the same run play EVERY SINGLE fargING TIME.

[Don Ho]

i may never question igy's insights again.

[General_Failure]

This game is making me root against Murray so hard.

[Don Ho]

Culture

[Tomahawk]

Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy

[Don Ho]

Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy

I was hoping that was the beginning of the riot.

[Butchers Bill]

Culture

I blame whatever smoothie blend they had this week.  Change that shtein up.

[General_Failure]

Did they just light fireworks off for that TD? Classy

I was hoping that was the beginning of the riot.

They're down more points than there are fans left in the stands.

[Don Ho]

Parley, it has to go 10 yards.  10 yards.