the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[hbionic]

Lark is my word of the day.

[Yeti]

Sounds like a dog with a cleft lip.

[Diomedes]

All dogs have a cleft lip.

[Yeti]

Touche.

[SD]

My buddy cheated on his fiance and got chlamydia. He has a close friend who's a doctor. The doc hooked him up with extra pills that kill the STD. So he's been making his fiance a milkshake every night and crushing the pills into it.

[Zanshin]

Well, I'm sure when she gets fatter from the milkshakes he'll want to cheat on her less.

[Yeti]

  @ the last 2 posts

[PhillyPhreak54]

My buddy cheated on his fiance and got chlamydia. He has a close friend who's a doctor. The doc hooked him up with extra pills that kill the STD. So he's been making his fiance a milkshake every night and crushing the pills into it.

Hahaha holy shtein

[ice grillin you]

this isnt funny but the thought of the whole thing makes me laugh really hard for some reason

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/25/who-am-i-i-am-the-watcher-anonymous-stalker-forces-fearful-family-from-million-dollar-home/?tid=sm_fb

[smeags]

wow, that is some shtein right there. 

[Yeti]

I'll bet it was a black family trying to move in.

[General_Failure]

Man who portrayed Chief Osceola at FSU killed in gumbo spices argument

A man who formerly portrayed Chief Osceola at Florida State University was killed in Panama City Beach this week after an argument over gumbo spices at a restaurant there.

Caleb Joshua Halley was stabbed at a seafood restaurant by his coworker 26-year-old Orlando Thompson, who has been arrested on charges of manslaughter by the Panama City Police Department.

According to police reports the two men were arguing over the amount of spice to put into Buddy's Seafood Market gumbo Tuesday where the two men worked.

Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small wooden knife.

Thompson then retreated and returned with a knife, slashing Halley, causing three lacerations across his torso.

Halley, who is from Calhoun County and served as Osceola at FSU from 2004 to 2007, died from his injuries Thursday.

[SunMo]

refreshing to see such passion for their work

[Seabiscuit36]

On Sunday, my neighborhood will be doing a count of votes collected over the past 3 weeks to determine if we pave 3.7 miles of roads in the community.  This marks the 5th time that it's been sent out as a vote in the past 25 years, last time in 2009 it lost by 6 votes.  It'll end up as a one time cost of around 2k for each lot, and would significantly reduce the annual maintenance dues since a majority of the expenses are tied to keeping up roads held together with gravel and millings. 

I've spent the better part of a year involved with the planning process, and I still have no clue which way it's going to go.  If it doesn't pass, the yearly dues will go up about 400 bucks because the volunteer labor force is done maintaining it.  We'll just hire a contractor and they can charge what they want. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

That should be a no brainer to pave it