Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

Started by MDS, April 05, 2015, 12:11:46 PM

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QB Eagles

It takes a high baseball IQ to run a team, but it takes a significantly lower baseball IQ to figure out that Amaro can't run a team.

Rome

A corpse with a rusty ice-pick sticking out of its ear hole could figure that out.


Don Ho

Quote from: QB Eagles on May 26, 2015, 06:13:23 PM
It takes a high baseball IQ to run a team, but it takes a significantly lower baseball IQ to figure out that Amaro can't run a team.

See Jerome Williams
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Nice comeback by bums.  4 in the 8th but Giles melts like a stick of butter on Waikiki Beach in August.  Walk, double, men on 2 & 3, no outs.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Mets little bitches this season. 

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

SD


QB Eagles

My Plan for the Phillies
By Reuben Amaro Jr.

1. Trade Cliff Lee for Mike Trout or some minor league guy who is super good like that.
1. Trade Cole Hamels for Mike Trout or some minor league guy who is super good like that.
2. Dom Brown -- this is his year, baby!!
3. Other teams undervalue old guys... find some experienced 40-something guys to lead us! Late 30s at youngest.
4. When in doubt sign a slap hitting Hispanic no one's ever heard of. He could be the next me!!
5. Finalize list of drugs I can put in other GMs' food to make them more receptive to the Howard contract.
6. When agents and GMs and other scary people start using confusing numbers again, ask Pat what to do! -- VERY IMPORTANT
7.  Just go get a whole bunch of really good players. <note to self: fill in details later>
8. If Howard and Utley heat up, DON'T TRADE ANYBODY, we might win W.S. AGAIN !!!!

MDS

franco with a big RBI hit and a terrific defensive play

the other 494304 plays in the game mean dick
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

todays game is extra sickening seeing syndegard....the mets got him and d'arnaud for ra farging dicky and now have THREE young arms at the big league level better than any pitcher/prospect at any level for the phillies (other than heidi) and that doesnt even include zach wheeler
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

Quote from: ice grillin you on May 27, 2015, 12:37:49 PM
todays game is extra sickening seeing syndegard....the mets got him and d'arnaud for ra farging dicky and now have THREE young arms at the big league level better than any pitcher/prospect at any level for the phillies (other than heidi) and that doesnt even include zach wheeler

tommy joseph has a concussion
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

smeags

you dont understand the process. all you fans do is bitch and complain.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

SD

It's hard when you have to draft at the end of the first round every year

MDS

matt adams out 3-4 months....probably the season

makes a ton of sense to send choke home

here's what they got: http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/mlb/prospects/watch/y2014/index.jsp?c_id=stl#list=stl

grichuck is the ML ready one but they have no chance at him for just choke. none of their position players fit, so youre probably looking at a young arm that would be 2-3 years away.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phillycrew

Quote from: MDS on May 27, 2015, 11:37:38 PM
matt adams out 3-4 months....probably the season

makes a ton of sense to send choke home

here's what they got: http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/mlb/prospects/watch/y2014/index.jsp?c_id=stl#list=stl

grichuck is the ML ready one but they have no chance at him for just choke. none of their position players fit, so youre probably looking at a young arm that would be 2-3 years away.
Do it.  Eat some salary and get a young arm.  I have really enjoyed Howard and what he has done for the franchise but the rebuild has to begin.