Dead In 2015

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'll see if I can find it.

I don't know what I wanna do when I go. Other than haunt mds.

[General_Failure]

Donate your body to forensic science so the police are better equipped to frame somebody for murder.

[Rome]

Like Jay won't be buried at Arlington while wearing his Five-Fo jersey...

[Diomedes]

Link or get the F out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_burial

http://naturalburial.org/

http://www.naturalburialcompany.com/


etc.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Like Jay won't be buried at Arlington while wearing his Five-Fo jersey...

Haha well that's right - I'll go down in Eagles gear for sure

[Don Ho]

Nah, Viking funeral. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LClTjcyNJSI

[QB Eagles]

I truly don't care what people do to my corpse. Throw it in the city dump, prop it up at a bar, hang it in a haunted house, gang rape it for all I care. Maybe someone can sneak it into an Eagle game. If anyone cares about me when I croak and they don't want to see me like that, burning would be fine. For me, cemeteries are up there with golf courses when it comes to wasted space. I really don't get that way of remembering people.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mausoleums? I'm down with that

[Diomedes]

That's why I like the natural one.  It's basically a park.  Parks are good.

[QB Eagles]

Mausoleums? I'm down with that

Nah, ossuary.

[ice grillin you]

short of science being able to do something productive with your body incinerator is where everyone should end up...anythying else is just silly

[Rome]

I plan to be vaporized by a nuclear blast with thirty seconds to go before an Eagles Super Bowl victory is finally realized.

Irony and shtein.

[Geowhizzer]

Told my wife to dump my body in the Everglades.  Give the gators a snack.

[Diomedes]

God wouldn't it be weird if that were acceptable.  You'd see half eaten corpses everywhere.

[Geowhizzer]

Not acceptable or legal, but there's probably at least a few out there.  Weird shtein goes on in the 'Glades.  Weird even for Florida.