I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored. So here's a game.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
2) Get a manicure?
3) What about a pedicure?
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Answer, and add your own.
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored. So here's a game.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NO
2) Get a manicure? - NO
3) What about a pedicure? - NO
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NO
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - NO
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - YES
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - NO
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - YES
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - YES
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - NO
Answer, and add your own.
11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?
12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?
13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?
14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? -
no2) Get a manicure? -
yes (i did for my wedding, no polish...just a clean up job)
3) What about a pedicure? -
no4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? -
no5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? -
no6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? -
no7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? -
yes8 ) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? -
no9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? -
no10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? -
yesQuote
if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
:-D
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. Yes
7. I already have. I hate that old bastich.
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. Yes
13. Yes, but only if I was the bill collector.
14. Duck into the puke.
15. Bowling alley. Drinking and bowling is easier than drinking and batting.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - Nope.
2) Get a manicure? - Sure. I never have had one and certainly wouldn't pay for one, but plenty of guys have their nails cut and cuticles trimmed or whatever. No big deal.
3) What about a pedicure? - See above. Why not... especially if the little AZN lady will give me a footrub.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - Yes, assuming the spider is non-poisonous.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - Ha! Sure.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - In college, yes. Now, no.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - No. Why the hell would I do that?
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - Nope. Make it $100k, though, and my wife might make me do it.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - Yep. As long as it's not my dog.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - Yes, but only if the colleague is a bigger douche than me to begin with. I don't backstab honest, hardworking people.
1. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? Um.. no. Plus, who really wants to live forever?
2. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? Hell no. I wouldn't even do it without the kitten part.
3. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? Naturally, yes.
4. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? Both. Pile it on, bitches.
5. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Batting cage. No contest.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NO
2) Get a manicure? - NO
3) What about a pedicure? - NO
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NO
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - yes
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - YES!
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - Yes
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - YES, if she was cool with it
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - YES
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - NO
11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? NO
12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? YES, I DO THAT NORMALLY
13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?HELL YES
14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? IF IT WAS MY PUKE YES
15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?BATTING CAGE, Bowling alleys are so passe
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks
17. Eat Placenta
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life
19. Let a dude wash your hair
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
Yes. I'm usually asleep within 5 minutes of a massage starting anyway so what's the difference?
2) Get a manicure?
I don't have any problem with it, but I guarantee I'll never do it.
3) What about a pedicure?
Hahahahaahahaha, no one wants to go near these puppies.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
Daddy Longlegs? Yes. Hairy Tarantula-ish creepy. No.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
$50? No.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
No.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
Not nearly enough money to even consider.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
I'll run over YOUR dog for free.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Yes.
11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?
I don't want to live forever. And I certainly don't want to live forever without the hope of getting laid.
12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?
This question rules. I have no idea how to answer it.
13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?
It clearly already is a form of currency.
14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
I think I go with the poop facial. Ugh.
15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley.
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored. So here's a game.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
Yes, but only because I know a guy who is a massage therapist. A stranger would be weird.
2) Get a manicure?
No.
3) What about a pedicure?
No.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
No.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
Didn't know it had a guitar solo.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
Yes.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
No.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
No.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Never.
Answer, and add your own.
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks - No.
17. Eat Placenta - No.
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - To save MY life? Neither.
19. Let a dude wash your hair - I'd prefer not. No.
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat - No.
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 21, 2007, 10:34:56 AM
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks - yes
17. Eat Placenta - No
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - peace mom
19. Let a dude wash your hair. no
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat - no
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 21, 2007, 10:41:36 AM
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - peace mom
Ha! I snorted a little.
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks -
Yes.
17. Eat Placenta -
Yes.
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life -
No.
19. Let a dude wash your hair -
Way too gay.
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat -
Yes.
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse.
Quote from: SunMo on June 21, 2007, 10:44:56 AM
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000Did you mean Hbionic..Still No
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse.Definitely Alba after Rigor
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 - No.
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse - No.
21. Assuming I was receiving both, still no.
22. Hell, I'd bang Anna Nicole TODAY - so JA after 2 days is a no brainer.
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day?
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave?
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell?
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored. So here's a game.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
2) Get a manicure?
3) What about a pedicure?
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Answer, and add your own.
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. HELL NO
5. Yes
6. No
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Yes, I'll help control the pet population, Bob.
10. Negative - not my style
11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? No
12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? No
13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? Isn't it already? "I bought you this...now do your bidness, baby
14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? Dunk in puke...and then puke myself stupid
15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Batting cage
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks Yes
17. Eat Placenta Farg no...but I think some countries fry that shtein up for real
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life Momma...you been bad
19. Let a dude wash your hair shtein no, man.
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat Yes
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 Negative, ghostrider
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse. Hello, necrophillyphreakia54
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? No...plus I think Joe Banner would get jealous if someone was movin in on his territory
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? Yes; Eagles win it and the other three roll out
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? Yes, then they can feel what we have felt for years
Let a man give you a professional massage?
No. No farging way
2) Get a manicure?
Gay.
3) What about a pedicure?
Even gayer.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
Depends on what kind of spider and how many pesos.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
Sure why not.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
Yes.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.
Cool Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
Nope.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
I had having a soul. No.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
I'm a nice guy, so no. But if the person who I was farging over deserved it, then yes.
11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?
Yes.
12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?
Yes, but I'm not sure I could possibly eat a live kitten.
13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?
Is this even a question?
14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
Might as well take the turd like a man.
15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley.
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks -
I guess, yea.
17. Eat Placenta -
I'm gonna need to get something out of it.
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life -
My mom's already dead. Haha this is an easy one.
19. Let a dude wash your hair -
No.
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat -
Sounds fun but I get sea sick so easily, I'm a vagina. No.
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000
He'd probably be good. But no.
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse
IN.
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day?
Sounds enticing, but I'll pass.
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave?
Eagles, obviously. The Phillies leaving would do us all a favor. Who cares about hockey. Sixers, whatever.
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell?
Yes, I'm that farging desperate for a championship. Plus Burrell needs to die.
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it?
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license?
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even?
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick.
25. Yes
26. Yes
27. No
28. Yes
29. Yes
30. Depends on who the chick and other dude are
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 11:28:52 AM
25. Take credit for a great thing at workeven though you had nothing to do with it? - NO
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? - YES
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? - NO
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? - NO
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay or tell her? - TELL HER
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. - NO
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? Like inventing the internet? Sure.
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? Are you kidding? :-D
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? No.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? Again... :-D
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? See Reservoir Dogs for answer.
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. If Jessica Alba's the chick, then damn straight.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? farg no.
2) Get a manicure? Yes.
3) What about a pedicure? No.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? No.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? Why not?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? Like anyone here hasn't.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? Absolutely. My neighbors are iceholes.
8> Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? No.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? Sure.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? No.
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it?
Probably not, but I'll say yes.
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?
Yes.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license?
Uh, no.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even?
Yes.
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?
Pay the $35, tip on the $110.
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick.
Eh, even if the chick was smokin' probably not. I'm getting all conservative in my old age and would only have a threesome with two girls. I'm such a prude.
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? - This would greatly depend on the situation, but depending on certain factors... Yes.
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? Yes, but I'd tell her I was going to do so.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? No.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? Absolutely. What kind of obvious question is this?
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? If her service was good (even if the meal sucked), absolutely. If her service was somewhat ok, absolutely. If she was a useless cvnt the whole meal, farg her.
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. Chick has to be very hot and there has to be zero contact between the other guy and me, but yes. We're talking Alba hot, though.
I'm saying right here, right now that I'd bang Jessica Alba & any of you homo's could watch or even participate so long as you didn't touch me in any way. You touch me and I'll kill ya.
farg that, i'd touch every one of you in your naughty places if it meant i got to bone alba.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NOPE
2) Get a manicure? - YUP. I did for my wedding
3) What about a pedicure? - NOPE
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NOPE
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - NOPE
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - NOPE
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - NOPE. They're cool peeps
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - Girlfriend? I've done it for free. Wife? NOPE
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - Twice if need be
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - YUP
11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? - NOPE. Don't wanna live forever
12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? - NOPE
13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? - YESSIR
14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? - POOP FACIAL
15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley. - BATTING CAGE
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks - NOPE
17. Eat Placenta - NOPE
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - I'LL DIE
19. Let a dude wash your hair - NOPE
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat - NOPE. TOO DAMN COLD
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 - HELL NO
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse - JA ALL DAY
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? - NOPE
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? - See me on 24a
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? - IN A HEARTBEAT
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 21, 2007, 12:56:20 PM
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? - IN A HEARTBEAT
I just fell in love with a black man.
I was reading an article about NFL and concussions, and they were talking about how some of these guys have no recollection of their careers at all.
...
31) Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail?
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? - YUP
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? - YUP
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? - NOPE
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? - YUP
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? - DROP $45 and BOUNCE
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. - Nowadays? Probably not. Nine years ago at the Ohio St. "Icebreaker"? YUP
31. Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail? - Live it up
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 21, 2007, 03:53:00 PM
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. - Nowadays? Probably not. Nine years ago at the Ohio St. "Icebreaker"? YUP
I'd imagine double- and triple-sausage threesomes are fairly common in good ol' Columbus.
Worked all day, so I'm late to the party. I'll post my answers then read all the stupid commentary you fools made.
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 10:07:35 AM
I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored. So here's a game.
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? Yes
2) Get a manicure? On a lark, sure. I bite my nails fiercely, it would amuse me to see their reaction.
3) What about a pedicure? Any farging day. That shtein comes with a foot massage.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? Depends on the bet, chances said spider would poison/hurt me.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? For $50? No.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? No. Couldn't get it up.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? I know my neighbors. No.
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? Yes. She'd understand when I show her the benjamins.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? No.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? No.
Quote from: Diomedes on June 21, 2007, 08:37:59 PM
8) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? Yes. She'd understand when I show her the benjamins.
money lover
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 21, 2007, 10:15:50 AM
11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? I do not want to live more than 75 years. If I'm doing great at 74 years old, I might amend that a year or two forward out of weakness, but the general age limit of 75 is good. I'm only 32 now and I'm already getting pretty tired of life.
12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?[/b]No.[/b]
13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? Sure, so long as cash money still works too.
14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? Duck
15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Bowling Alley
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 21, 2007, 10:30:23 AM16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks Yes
17. Eat Placenta Sure, why not
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life No
19. Let a dude wash your hair Sure
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat Yes
Quote from: SunMo on June 21, 2007, 10:44:56 AM
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 Yes
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse. No
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 21, 2007, 10:50:59 AM
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? No. Even without the ass licking clause. No want that job at all.
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? Yes. Eagles win Super Bowl, good riddance to the rest.
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? yes
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 11:28:52 AM
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? No
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? No. Give it away, yes...if I didn't like it. I'm not beholden to a goddamned gift.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? Yes. Then I'd sue him out of his gun and get caked off by the city.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? No.
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? Neither. Pay 35 and tip $70
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. Sure
dont play the game if youre not gonna answer every question pussee
and that goes for everyone
Quote from: Father Demon on June 21, 2007, 03:41:20 PM31) Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail?
I'm drinking my way into the former, or at least the not remembering it part. So yes. The first option.
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 21, 2007, 08:55:29 PM
dont play the game if youre not gonna answer every question pussee
and that goes for everyone
I won't even think about killing my mother or my woman, so you'll just have to deal.
What the heck... :-D
1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - Ummm... no.
2) Get a manicure? - Why pay for something like that when I have my teeth?
3) What about a pedicure? No one would touch my size-15s anyway.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? No.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? Can I sing it, too?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? No.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - No. They have a doberman that could bite off mini-Geo.
8. Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - No.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - No. Cat. maybe.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? No.
11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? I don't need to do that. ;)
12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? No.
13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? :yay
14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? I'd already have drowned in the puke because I would have spilled my own guts the moment I could mell it.15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Batting cage.
16. drink your own urine for 500 bucks. Yes.
17. Eat Placenta Those that say yes have never witnessed childbirth.
18. Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life Neither. Kill me.
19. Let a dude wash your hair No.
20. Work on a King crab fishing boat Sunds like fun - for a day.
21. Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 HELL NO.
22. Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse Neither. I'm married.
23. Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? No.
24. If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept? Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? Eagles win.
24a. If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? The rest all belong there anyway, in my opinion.
Quote from: Father Demon on Today at 10:28:52 AM
25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? I have to. My bonus is based on reading scores, and I'm a history teacher.
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? No. Return it if I must.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? No.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? No.
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? Tell her. I know, I'm a sap.
30. Threesome. Two dudes and a chick. No.
31) Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail? I'm a history teacher - what do you think?
I won't even think about killing my mother or my woman, so you'll just have to deal.
flip a coin then
deal with the rejection tough guy
Let's delve into the brain of Dio:
$50 for an air guitar solo - No.
$500 to drink his own piss - Yes.
$5,000 to let a dude blow him
I could go lower on that one.
Quote from: Diomedes on June 21, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
I could go lower on that one.
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BTW, due to all the responses being the same for my original question 23, let's change it as such:
Instead of your current salary, you make thrice your current salary.
Instead of 5 minutes in Lurie's cheerio, you have to give him 5 minutes in yours.
Quote from: Diomedes on June 21, 2007, 09:43:33 PM
I could go lower on that one.
:-D :-D :-D
You were probably the only guy to tell the truth there. :paranoid
Haha. Well I can be completely frank and let you all know that the reason I said no to the fat chick question is the same reason I said no to getting head from a twink. There's no chance I'm getting it up for either of them.
Quote from: phattymatty on June 21, 2007, 12:31:46 PM
farg that, i'd touch every one of you in your naughty places if it meant i got to bone alba.
In.
Have a 69 with Jeff Garcia or Andy Reid. Neither is not an answer. You could be on top.
Become a woman, have sex with a guy and get pregnant and right before the baby is due, you lose the baby and you become a man again OR..... order a girlie drink and have your friends immediately laugh at you and call you a sissy bitch...and throughout the years when you guys get together...every now and then, one of your friends will bring that up and you'll get mad and punch him, but you'll help him up and you guys will all have a good laugh about it.
Have sex with a minor if no one would EVER find out. Even God (he was blinking). You could even bury the evidence.
Have a shot of sperm or a shot of really zesty tequila.
Get Herpes or Get genital warts?
Have sex with your retarded mother or gay brother?
Cut an inch off your penis off in order to free yourself from the tree/boulder you are pinned under or die under the tree/boulder?
Become Mexican or French?
Death by Fire or Death by Great White Shark?
Die at age 65 lead a conservative, law abiding, non-eventful, unwild, unremarkable, dreaming of farging chicks but won't because 'its not a clean life', kind of sleep walk through life in hopes of joining the lord when you die and find out there really is no god or Heaven OR be married at 16 for 75 years with the bitchiest, ugliest, heaviest, non-english speaking, whore of a wife, who will give you 5 kids who are whiny, unappreciative, disrespectful, fat, snotty-nosed, dirty, nose-picking-and-eating, ugly, majorly retarded, little farging kids, whose responsibility to bathe rest on you while every day you feel like killing your family and sticking a gun in your mouth when you wake up until you cry yourself to sleep but stop short because you believe in God and heaven.
Post like IGY or Freddie?
Which filter is more fun....Farg or Shtein?
You are really scary hector
Quote from: rjs246 on June 21, 2007, 10:11:46 PM
Haha. Well I can be completely frank and let you all know that the reason I said no to the fat chick question is the same reason I said no to getting head from a twink. There's no chance I'm getting it up for either of them.
^^^real talk^^^