Post what you hate. I'll start.
I hate euphemism.
I hate people who are smarter than me.
I hate myself.
I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.
I hate the Dallas Cowboys.
I hate my 29 year old sister's boyfriend, who hit her, and damn near hate my sister for staying with him.
I hate evangelists of all kinds
I hate non-smokers.
I hate that it's a crime to pay for sex.
I hate authority
I hate Wal Mart
I hate George Bush, meatcicle Cheney, et. al.
I hate the bastiches who shot Malcom X
I hate Harley Davidsons
I hate people
I hate aging
I hate Augusto Pinochet
I hate the Yankees.
I hate motherfargers who don't step aside on the platform when I'm trying to get off the train.
I hate Dr. Phil
I hate it when people have a better vocabulary than I do.
I hate the South
I hate Christopher Columbus
I hate hangovers
I hate John Negroponte
I hate idols.
I hate the Lakers.
I hate followers.
I hate those aggressive as hell, weave in-and-out drivers. If I haven't become shtein by the time I'm 40, and my police record is clean, I swear to Dylan, I'm going to follow one of them home and beath the living shtein out of him.
I hate ghetto trash.
I hate CEOs.
I hate the fact that at the end of my life, no tombstone could be more accurate than "He was a pompous, all-opinion-no-fact, blowhard."
I hate people who hurt animals.
I hate the bastich who first said "this land is mine," and got away with it.
I hate what humans have done to earth.
I hate the culture of life
I hate my own ignorance.
I hate people who speed in city streets and other densly populated areas.
I hate brussel sprouts.
I hate war.
I hate Edward Casaubon in George Eliot's Middlemarch, and God in Milton's Paradise Lost.
I hate how fast the days go by.
I hate that I have never actually followed a dream.
I hate team building seminars.
I hate it when fools say "Everything happens for a reason." Tell that to the bereaved, the enslaved, the impoverished, the utterly ignorant, you well-fed, self satsified piece of shtein.
I hate reduced fat crackers.
I hate airports.
I hate child worship.
I hate misogyny, homophobia, racism, classicm.
I hate American Capitalism.
I hate commercials.
I hate surprises.
I hate the sound of stryofoam rubbing.
I hate that I didn't screw three or four chicks I could have, but didn't. Even teh fat one.
I hate that I have no musical talent whatsoever.
I hate that in order to make a living, I get 4 hours per night of life, between getting home and going to bed, and two days on the weekend. I hate that I'm considered lucky for that.
I hate that people so reliably, reflexively disregard and militate against upstarts, protestors, activists, complainants, whistleblowers, and truth speakers generally.
I hate waste.
I hate Los Angeles and Houston.
There. Now I feel a bit better
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.
I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
I hate George Bush, meatcicle Cheney, et. al.
LOL...I knew that would be a great filter addition!
farging Sydney Crosby :paranoid
I hate the San Francisco Giants
I hate the New York Giants
I hate Dallas
I hate stubbing my toe against anything
I hate hate
I hate being late although I am perpetually late
I hate being hungry
I hate women with a bitch attitude...I do like attitude though
I hate not being able to fly
I hate snobby mother fargers
I hate being a hypocrite
I hate paying 3 dollars for gas
I hate fake mother fargers
I hate burning myself
I hate AIDS
I hate sexually transmitted diseases (verbally would be much better)
I hate the fact that I'm funnier than all of you...SIKE!
I hate when people kill anyone I know and I can't get revenge
I hate having bad service at a restaurant
I hate listening to other people bitch, I like my own bitching
I hate fighting with women
I hate ordering something at a restaurant when I was in the mood for something else
I hate going out with cheap ass mutherfargers who don't contribute enough to the tab/bill
I hate the fact that there are so many songs out there that I don't know the name of and it kills me
I hate being scared that the gov't. may track me when downloading music from the net
I hate not knowing if UFO's are real or not
I hate not knowing secret government shtein
I hate those farging minutemen on the border...I really would farging shoot them all, racist fargs!
I hate fargers taking advantage of innocent people
I hate when women roll their eyes
I hate getting tricked into looking at bloody stuff
I hate not being able to breathe underwater
I hate not being able to turn invisible
I hate alcohol for making you drunk so you can't drive legally...but love it for everything else!
I hate any place that's open 24 hours a day.....excpet hospitals and police and fire depts.
I hate any place that's not open 24 hours a day when I realize I'm out of beer and it's only midnight.
I hate the lottery.
I hate turning on ESPN hoping to see a good sporting event only to find bass fishing.
I hate people who blame everyone but themselves for their failures in life.
I hate parents who blame music, movies and video games for their child's violent behavior.
I hate it when people don't lend their neighbor a helping hand.
I hate it when people don't mind their own freaking business
I hate racists.
I hate Leonardo DiCaprio.
I hate Jar Jar Binks.
I hate George Lucas for creating Jar Jar Binks.
I hate the fact that they stop selling beer after the 7th inning.
I hate drug dealers.
I hate Applebees, Ruby Tuesday and any other similar style of resturant.
I hate Starbucks for putting one of their bastichized java huts on every street corner and almost completely eliminating the "Mom and Pop" coffee shop.
I hate the fact that kids today dress the same way and wear the same hair styles their parents did when they were kids. Unoriginal bastiches.
I hate people who lack the ability to compromise.
I hate politicians.
I hate terrorists and terrorism.
I hate Jersey drivers.
I hate infomercials.
I hate selfish people.
I hate parsley and pepper.
I hate tabloids and I hate people who read tabloids.
I hate soap operas.
I hate being disappointed by the Eagles, Phillies and Sixers every year.
I hate teenagers who knock on my door and say "Hi, would you like to help me earn a trip to the Bahamas by subscribing to some magazines?" No dickweed. I would love to go to the Bahamas but can't afford to right now so why in the hell would I want to help you?
Wow. I'm more hateful than I thought I was. But at the same time, I do feel a lot better now. Thanks Dr. Dio.
I too hate that bass fishing bullshtein on ESPN. :-D :-D
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 09:59:40 PM
I too hate that bass fishing bullshtein on ESPN. :-D :-D
Shut up. I hate you!
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2005, 09:17:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.
I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?
I think it was that Left Eye chick.Very nice thread, well thought out. You should make it into one of those little books that you can read on the toilet.
I don't hate much lately. Strongly disagree and dislike ... although sitting in the Linc staring at the field for as the Cowboys jogged off smiling stirred a little something that felt pretty close to hate.
Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK (http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/)
Quote from: Reidme on November 16, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK (http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/)
I hate Reidme. Really bad.
I hate Reidme for tricking bionic into looking at pictures of bloody stuff before I could.
My life is way easier than yours....I just hate the Cowbows!
Quote from: Reidme on November 16, 2005, 10:06:34 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2005, 09:17:48 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.
I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?
I think it was that Left Eye chick.
Very nice thread, well thought out. You should make it into one of those little books that you can read on the toilet.
I don't hate much lately. Strongly disagree and dislike ... although sitting in the Linc staring at the field for as the Cowboys jogged off smiling stirred a little something that felt pretty close to hate.
Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK (http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/)
:puke
Thanks, Reidme. Thanks a lot.
:puke
Geo...either you know it was coming or you just don't read the threads completely. :-D
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 10:27:52 PM
Geo...either you know it was coming or you just don't read the threads completely. :-D
I suspected something, and I usually have a strong stomach, but that was just... :puke
:-[
This is why you always check the address before you open it.
That picture is pretty farging bad ass though. I'm guessing that was a 7.62mm round. Might have been a .50 cal but I suspect there'd be even less head if it were.
I hate walking. Whats the deal. I want a scooter or a wheelchair.
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2005, 10:33:01 PM
I hate walking. Whats the deal. I want a scooter or a wheelchair.
Get a Segway, hippy.
[Butthead]Uh, I hate like, numbers and stuff[/Butthead]
[Beavis]Yeah, yeah! There's like, too many of them.[/Beavis]
ive seen one once. the guy who owns my summer camp had one. he brought it to our camp and was riding it around. we wanted to punch him in the face.
Don't you mean "jubilee"?
Which reminds me, I hate that word. Jubilee. Who the farg came up with that one? I also hate the word junction. It just sucks.
if you want to call it that. its an actual overnight camp, people have been going there for like 15 years. I'm headed for year 9. Weve got sports, a lake, the whole deal. It's good fun. The only rule is you will probably be out of place if your not white and jewish.
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
if you want to call it that. its an actual overnight camp, people have been going there for like 15 years. I'm headed for year 9. Weve got sports, a lake, the whole deal. It's good fun. The only rule is you will probably be out of place if your not white and jewish.
What you call jubilee sounds like something the rest of the world calls Law School.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM
Post what you hate. I'll start.
I hate myself.
This doesn't surprise me. Your posts ooze of insecurity, depression and self-hatred. That's probably why you seek solitude here and do all your hating here, instead of the real world where it may actually be productive.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2005, 10:44:50 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
if you want to call it that. its an actual overnight camp, people have been going there for like 15 years. I'm headed for year 9. Weve got sports, a lake, the whole deal. It's good fun. The only rule is you will probably be out of place if your not white and jewish.
What you call jubilee sounds like something the rest of the world calls Law School.
ha. but law schools dont have lakes.
Then why does Harvard have a rowing team?
I hate this thread.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2005, 10:51:08 PM
Then why does Harvard have a rowing team?
because its a gay prissy sport for a gay prissy college.
I feel like this thread was made just for me...
I hate old people on the road.
I hate timid people on the road.
I hate Boston drivers.
I hate Boston roads.
I hate New Englanders and their whiney bitter rude attitudes.
I hate rude people.
I hate stupid people.
I hate parents who think their children should be the focal point of everything everywhere.
I hate internet/instant message/text messaging slang (lol, ttyl, wat r u up 2).
I hate intentional ignorance.
I hate unintentional ignorance.
I hate Democrats.
I hate Republicans.
I hate people that believe in anything so much that they feel the need to talk about it ever.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate soy milk/meat and soy milk/meat consumers.
I hate message board flirting.
I hate public displays of affection.
I hate obvious, repetative, unintelligent humor.
I hate that I'm not rich.
I hate that I'm too lazy to do anything constructive or lucrative with the intelligence I was born with (unless you count cracking jokes on a message board constructive).
I hate that I don't play lacrosse any more.
I hate that it snowed 100+ inches last winter in Boston and is likely going to snow another 100+ this winter.
I hate video games and I don't know why.
I hate people who were born into money and without any discernable talent.
I hate dog people.
I hate cat people.
I hate fat people.
I hate skinny people who claim to be fat.
I hate people who can't handle a joke.
I hate the Cowboys.
I hate the Giants.
I hate the Buccaneers.
I hate waifish women.
I hate crying children.
I hate pompous non-smokers.
I hate pompous New York City residents who love to tell everyone that they live there as though anyone cares where anyone else lives. This includes a significant number of my closest friends.
I hate that I've spent almost a month and a half of my life on this ridiculous message board.
I hate pedestrians.
I hate near beer.
I hate religion in practice. (In theory it's kind of fascinating.)
I hate politics in practice. (In theory it's extremely fascinating.)
I hate that I've been to the Bahamas, Greece, Turkey, Jamaica, Amsterdam twice, Australia twice and London twice and that it is unlikely that I'll get a chance to go back to any of those places any time soon.
I hate stressing out about money while my ladyfriend is in school.
I hate waking up while it's still dark and getting home after the sun goes down.
I hate gut wrenching Eagles losses.
I hate the Flyers losing in overtime to an 18-year old who then whines to the camera afterwards about the hits he took in the game.
I hate that athletes are so ingrateful about their talents.
I hate that athletes are so ingrateful about their riches.
I hate that people look to athletes and celebrities for thei oppinions on political/social matters as though their fame makes them somehow less idiotic than the average person.
I hate baseball.
I hate prefessional basketball.
I hate anything more than a strip of pubic hair on the ladies.
I hate that every sexual encounter is not of pornographic quality.
I hate that I hate a lot more things but am sick of typing.
-I hate the corporate environment.
-I hate people that like the corporate environment.
-I hate that I have to "work" 10 hours a day; but can only see my family for a few hours-- that's really farged up.
-I hate that I have to work out twice as hard to get half the results of someone more genetically gifted.
-I hate that I don't have more time to write.
-I hate that I don't have more time to exercise.
-I hate that I don't have more time to read.
-I hate that I don't have more time to teach/practice Aikido.
-I hate weak coffee.
-I hate most of what's on TV.
-I hate it when the Eagles lose because of stupidity and/or lack of effort.
-I hate it when people farg up really easy words.
-I hate that I couldn't stop a swarm of yellow jackets from stinging my kid on Father's Day.
-I hate that my wife has a bunch of medical issues, while I've never had so much as a cavity.
-I hate biased media.
-I hate brown-nosers.
-I hate that I had to be a fat kid.
-I hate that most people thought I was a narc for a year when I dropped 65 pounds over the summer my freshman year of High School.
-I hate that I sometimes make fun of people who aren't bright enough to fight back intelligently.
-I hate soccer.
-I hate how some friends just fade away.
-I hate burnt pizza.
-I hate traffic.
-I hate that there's been Christmas crap in the stores for weeks.
-I hate extremes.
-I hate Barney the dinosaur.
-I hate cottage cheese.
-I hate that I see both sides of most issues.
-I hate that fat people generally think their problem is a cosmetic one.
-I hate that dogs shed.
-I hate camel crickets this time of year, and I hate that I have to kill them (they're just too insanely quick to shoo out of the house).
-I hate that I'm not more handy around the house.
-I hate that I don't have more money to spend to hire people to do the stuff I can't do around the house.
-I hate New Yorkers who think it's okay to drive slowly in the left lane. It's not.
-I hate that people who could afford to suck it up to raise their kids choose to work and put the kids in daycare. If possible, raise your own damn kids.
-I hate seeing people who already have two or three kids wasting precious time getting fertility treatments to have more. So farging wasteful on many levels.
-I hate that we live in a small world.
-I hate telemarketers and spam mail.
-I hate organized religion.
-I hate that I haven't figured out a more productive way to make a living without having it feel like torture on a daily basis.
Hey, that felt good.
racists
white sit coms (growing pains, friends)
white motion picture comedies (fast times, something about mary)
jose lind
boston
taterskin fans
green day
seashell necklaces
abercrombie
the eagles uniforms
matt geiger
dave barry
john stocktons adams apple hair
andy reid
those red assed monkeys
micro beers
chinese food
crab fry dick riders
chris webber
bartenders that use chief dood sport big guy captain bud or any of the like
the word dood in general
fraternity kids
the fog bowl
rusty kuntz
I hate Tony Blair
I hate Margaret Thatcher
I hate Geoff Hoon
I hate David Blunkett
I hate prejudice
I hate the London Underground
I hate whoever is to blame for putting the Quebec Nordiques in Denver
I hate Norman Braman
I hate the way the British National Party uses the Union Jack as a logo to advertise their hatred
I hate hypocrites
I hate it that tasty food is mostly bad for you
I hate it that I am addicted to smoking cigarettes
I hate bullies
I hate bandwagon and glory-hunting sports fans
I hate the fact that Salma Hayek hasn't appeared as a romantic lead in a pornographic movie
I hate people who think they are better than me because they are religious and I am not
I hate people who kill people in the name of God
I hate Rush Limbaugh
I hate drug dealers and pimps who prey on the poor and vulnerable
I hate ostentatious showings of monetary wealth
I hate the fact that those in charge of English soccer cannot see the correlation between empty seats and expensive ticket prices
I hate people who have ripped off my Dad because of his generous nature
I hate Tom Benson
I hate Tropicana Field
I hate the son of a bitch who stole my X-Box
I hate British licensing laws and the fact that even though they change tonight, it doesn't really matter.
I hate the fact that I am too lazy to think of anything else
Oh yeah, reality television. I hate that shtein.
i hate TV personalities who think their life has some impact on others.
i hate Howard Stern and radio show, you've been done for 10 years fargo.
i hate the mall.
i hate all people and their fake concern about others, how you care about is yourself.
i hate people that are easily offended.
Quote from: MURP on November 17, 2005, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 17, 2005, 09:14:56 AM
racists
white sit coms (growing pains, friends)
:sly
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. If anything, he's racist against himself.
I hate wiggers.
i hate the woman at work who always forgets her entry badge and knocks on the window to be let in. yet she remembers to stop at farging burger king every morning.
i hate my cell phone
i hate decaf
i hate reality television
i hate espn
i hate csn
i especially hate micheal barkan, i wish him mute.
i hate when the plastic hinge breaks off of a cd case and it never closes up right again
i hate car payments
i hate when my wallet is in my other pair of jeans
i hate when i forget how i set up my stereo and i am not even sure how to work it.
i hate when a pez breaks in the dispenser
i hate that i have to finish painting my basement
i hate that i will need to get a new car soon
i hate larry mendte's giant head
i hate when you have to wear a suit, and you're able to keep it clean all friggin day, and then you spill something on it 10 minutes before you can take it off.
i hate harry potter
i hate sports sometimes
i hate when i go to the bathroom at work and one of the stalls sounds like a wrestling match between 2 gassy hippos in mud.
i hate dallas cowboy fans.
i hate hockey fanatics, the one that try and tell you its the best sport ever.
i often come to hate my blackjack dealers
i hate losing to a higher flush when i have a king
i hate losing to 7-2 pocket cards when i have a pair of A's (happened 2 times in 3 hands 2 months ago)
i hate plane rides because i get a cold almost every damn time.
i hate traffic caused by some flipped over trailor on a different highway
i hate you
i hate buying furniture
i hate comcast
i hate apologists
i hate manufacturer rebates
i hate cheap trash bags
i hate tuesdays
i hate people on messageboards that continually change their handles, like i am supposed to care, or pay attention to their new revelations in their choice of handles as if it is a total reflection of who they are.
I HATE ALL CAPS
i hate pittsburgh
i hate doing laundry
i hate when people take every single word verbatim on a message board
i hate when people single out one sentence out of context on a message board and ignore everything else written
i hate having to change a password, and not being able to make it as simple as i want.
I hate wiggers
oh good one..cept its white kids that act black...saying the w word intimates that its ok for the n word to be dropped and it isnt
anyway these kids with the peach fuzz beard oversized pin striped hat and 6xl knicks jersey gotta go
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 17, 2005, 12:05:56 PM
I hate wiggers
oh good one..cept its white kids that act black...saying the w word intimates that its ok for the n word to be dropped and it isnt
anyway these kids with the peach fuzz beard oversized pin striped hat and 6xl knicks jersey gotta go
What are you getting so defensive about? I do hate Wiggaz. All of them.
Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder wingspan.
I hate putting all of my chips in the pot with the best hand and watching dumbasses catch runner runner to knock me out. (I flopped a straight last week, to some dude who only had top pair. The board paired on the turn and tripped on the river, giving him a boat. I go on tilt jsut thinking about that hand. 2.8% chance of that happening.)
I hate WANKSTA'S
I hate being an independant contractor
Or is it I hate Taxes?
I think its Taxes and Texas
What are you getting so defensive about?
not defensive at all...just taking you to skizool
also asian is a person...oriental is a rug
I hate message board name changing.
i hate when a thread i have been involved with is marked with new posts and all it turns out to be is someone quoting someone else with "fixed", "agreement boners", "preposterous", a grammar or spelling correction, or any other meaningless post padding.
Preposterous!
i hate that i knew you were going to do that.
You love it. And besides, you love hearing about my agreement boners, you almost always comment on them.
That's what I'm saying. HE loves it. I hate all!
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 17, 2005, 12:51:33 PM
I hate message board name changing.
Me too.
P.S. I hate that I'm expected to take a lot of time coming up with a list of things I hate.
quit posting about "Boner Love"
I think the term 'agreement boners' is funny as hell.
Uh...I hate the fact that a heavy night of drinking plus eating late night at dennys equals a complete intestinal flush.
I hate the rain
I hate the sunny weather too
I hate the beach
I hate the mountains too
I don't like a thing about the city
I hate the countryside too
I hate everything about you!
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 17, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
I hate the rain
I hate the sunny weather too
I hate the beach
I hate the mountains too
I don't like a thing about the city
I hate the countryside too
I hate everything about you!
Are you quoting ugly kid joe? That's it. Shut the board down. I mean seriously. Enough.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2005, 03:00:01 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 17, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
I hate the rain
I hate the sunny weather too
I hate the beach
I hate the mountains too
I don't like a thing about the city
I hate the countryside too
I hate everything about you!
Are you quoting ugly kid joe? That's it. Shut the board down. I mean seriously. Enough.
Yes, I don't really have any hate of my own except when people use compliment when they really mean complement. fargers
"Ugly Kid Joe" was so awesome back in the day, if "the day" means never.
I hate that I recognized those lyrics as Ugly Kid Joe's within seconds of them being posted.
I hate myself for thinking of that song and posting the lyrics.
I hate you for recognizing them.
whos ugly kid joe??
The guy who sang that song. Duh.
joe mama?
I just blasted a dookie that was rather explosive. I wiped and wiped but when I stood up there was poo splatter in the bowl in places I was not expecting, places at which my balloon knot was definitely not aimed. Now I am scared that I somehow threw a knuckleball and got a little boomerang action on the outside of my asscheeks.
I hate that.
Check your lower back for splatter before you go roaming around the office, big pooper.
i hate the image that just pooped into my head after reading that
Quote from: rjs246 on November 17, 2005, 03:25:02 PM
I just blasted a dookie that was rather explosive. I wiped and wiped but when I stood up there was poo splatter in the bowl in places I was not expecting, places at which my balloon knot was definitely not aimed. Now I am scared that I somehow threw a knuckleball and got a little boomerang action on the outside of my asscheeks.
I hate that.
Almost as bad as a peanut butter shtein!
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2005, 03:32:02 PM
i hate the image that just pooped into my head after reading that
Did it
poop into your head, or
pop into your head?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 17, 2005, 04:03:57 PM
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2005, 03:32:02 PM
i hate the image that just pooped into my head after reading that
Did it poop into your head, or pop into your head?
I hate people who can't type and I hate people who like to point out to people who can't type that they can't type.
Would you prefer wiggaz?
I just went outside to smoke and cigarette and froze my ass off.
I hate that.
jesus i hate that person who assumes i meant to spell popped
and i hate the teh damn nazis whores on this board...really...its teh internet people not your friggin job.
I hate Trotter.
I hate when I fart and then when I see if I can wear the same underwear the next day, I notice my fart left its mark on its way off to freedom and I can't wear them anymore because that would be dirty.
I hate bars/clubs that charge you $15-20 to get in when there's no one inside of them, cheap bastiches!
I hate long ass lists about hating things.
Oh yeah, I hate that I have to watch that farging pick by Roy Williams everytime the media mentions Donovan McNabb nowadays.
I hate that the 1st 15 minutes of the 6pm SportsCenter yesterday was all about T.O.
I hate movies where people get bullied or beaten up only to find their dignity and stand up for themselves later.
I hate it when I order iced tea and then when they return for a refill, they forget to bring lemon with them. Idiots.
I hate real estate agents. A lot. I also hate mortgage brokers, lawyers, and people who whine about their appraisals not being high enough. Do your research BEFORE you buy the piece of shtein house, iceholes!
I hate weak ass coffee.
I hate it when my wife says that we're having leftovers for dinner. Leftovers? Cook me a decent meal, bitch! ;)
I hate nuclear power. I also hate the arrogant engineers who insist that nuclear power is completely safe. No it isn't. It's completely unsafe. Not only that, it produces toxic waste that will remain toxic for longer than the entire recorded history of mankind. Until you figure out how to safely dispose of the waste or render it inert, stop making more of it.
I hate politicians who insist on force-feeding me their religious ideals. It's your farging religion, YOU practice it and leave me out of it.
I hate it when people insist that iPods are a waste of money. I like it, so it's not a waste of money for me. So farg you.
I hate bills of all kinds. People should give me free shtein without expecting payment.
I hate dogs who bark morning, noon, and night because their owners don't want them in the house. Here's a clue for you, Sparky... if you don't want the farging mutt, don't get it the first place! Same goes for your "precious" semi-retarded children too. Either be a parent or pull your dick out of the fat heifer you're married to before you come.
I hate it when ESPN offers programming in HDTV but then doesn't show the program in true HD. If you're going to make me pay extra, at least have the courtesy to provide the programming you say you're going to offer, jerks.
I hate old-lady perfume. It smells like skunk piss. Take a shower and wash that shtein off, you old hags.
I hate reality television shows. They're moronic beyond belief and have destroyed prime-time television. Show some creativity and put some decent programming on, for God's sake.
I hate the music that is being released today. The lion's share of it sucks ass. I wish they would all die and I wish the Replacements would get back together. That would be cool.
I hate people who don't take the effort to proofread their posts on message boards. It's you're, NOT your, you farging illiterate morons. Clean it up.
Finally, I hate you. Yes you. You took the time to read this bitchfest, and for that, I have lost any and all respect I might have had for you. Please die.
Ha. I just got this e-mail forward from my cousin:
Quote9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Quote from: FFatPatt's cousin
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
:bow :-D
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 18, 2005, 08:12:09 AM
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
Like the Sunday night crew on ESPN constantly telling us to WATCH THIS! During a replay of a specific play.
What the farg do you THINK we're watching?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 18, 2005, 08:12:09 AM
Ha. I just got this e-mail forward from my cousin:
These sound like George Carlin.
It might very well be Carlin's stuff. My cousin didn't take credit for the material.
I hate people that take credit for something they didn't create.
I hate saying something I think I thought, only to find out someone else said it first.
I hate SAP
I hate it when people say 'remaining balance.' Balance means remaining, fool.
I hate the rule that quarter back kneels and spiking the ball are included in QB stats.
I hate Mother's day, Father's day, Valentine's day, and all the stupid Nationalist military holidays.
I hate that I have to wear a suit to work.
I hate motorists who block the crosswalk.
I hate SUVs
I hate standing water.
I hate rich kids.
I hate that all the trees are gone.
I hate people who swerve to hit turtles in the road, for fun.
I hate corporate lingo. No, I won't "reach out for" Tom to see if he has any "spare bandwidth" to "game plan" for the conference on "cascading out" the "critical path for our main effort" to all of our "stakeholders."
I hate cops.
I hate what Metallica became after Cliff died.
I hate that I can't find a good goddamned breakfast sandwich outside of New York.
I hate that whenever someone learns that I'm a motorcyclist, I have have to hear about some idiot uncle or cousin who got paralyzed riding a motorcycle.
I HATE ALL CAPS, and people who use them.
I hate that I gave up skateboarding when I went to college.
I hate cowboys.
I hate censorship and those who argue for it.
I hate people who bitch about this thread. farg you, it's the best thread on this board, ever!
Quote from: Diomedes on November 18, 2005, 09:18:45 AM
I hate saying something I think I thought, only to find out someone else said it first.
I HATE ALL CAPS
Quote from: Wingspan on November 17, 2005, 12:05:42 PM
I HATE ALL CAPS
:-D
It's okay to hate the same thing, jackass.
but you hate yourself more for it.
you did forget to bold jackass though
Quote from: Wingspan on November 18, 2005, 10:01:43 AM
but you hate yourself more for it.
You know me so well.
I hate message board bickering. Jaded, biting jabs and sarcasm are for more entertaining.
I HATE THE COMMENTATORS WHO SAY, "WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF COVERING ANYTHING TO DO WITH TERRELL OWENS." THEN THEY GO INTO A PIECE ABOUT TERRELL OWENS. DIPshteinS.
i hate tom cruise
I hate the fact that no one's posted in this thread since yesterday.
I hate people that bump dead threads just to draw attention to themselves.
gotta be young to hate..takes to much energy..life to short..gotta focus on things you enjoy ;)
Josh Parry
Reno Mahe
Jose Cortez
I hate the fact that I was asked to join a really cool country club and can't afford the $30,000 initiation fee.
Anybody got an extra $30K laying around?
Anyone?? T.O.??
:paranoid
I hate you, i hate you and i hate you, i don't even know you and i hate you, i hope all of the bad things in life happen to you and noone else.
I hate every AllState commercial
If you're in good hands...
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 19, 2005, 10:29:33 PM
I hate every AllState commercial
But you get a good hand job from AllState
I hate Ohio State.
I hate rich kids who have everything handed to them
I hate stuck up chicks
I hate Miller Lite
I hate Lloyd Carr
I hate being almost 30 and having to go back to school
I hate icehole Navy Chiefs
I hate being underway on a ship
I hate California drivers
I hate having back problems
I hate having to grow up
I hate when my teams lose
I hate cocky little Romes that go to bars and act like they're the shtein
I hate the way the military treats people
I hate not being as perceptive as I'd like to be
I hate people from Texas
I hate fake people
I hate manipulative people
I hate racism
I hate not being able to fly in the Millenium Falcon
I hate vindicitive people
I hate that I've never been backpacking through Europe
I hate that my power just went out
I hate reading other peoples hate lists and finding that they're more interesting then mine
I hate that there's awesome people like Herb in this world who have to suffer
I hate getting older
I hate attention whores
I hate that I have yet to master the force
I hate that there's not cooler smiley's on this board
I hate Bill Walton
I hate douchebags at the bar who hit on your chick while you're in the bathroom
I hate the lady that tries to sell you roses at a club/bar
I hate haters
I hate when people call me during a game or immediately after a loss to rub it in
I hate judgemental people
I hate being sober and around a bunch of drunks
I hate only knowing one language
I hate overaggressive nutjobs
I hate that I have no musical talent whatsoever
I hate that people don't appreciate Stern as much as they should
I hate Mayor Street
I hate that I can't use Force Lightning
I hate that they don't sell Cuban Cigars in America
I hate people in Southern California who think they're Gods gift to the universe
I hate people that don't take responsibility for their own actions
I hate people that are oversensitive
I hate when stadiums outside of Philly play 'Gonna Fly Now'
I hate people on the road who speed ahead of you just to go slow
I hate having to take piss tests
I hate greed
I hate organized Religion
I hate punk, arrogant guys that pop their collar. Fargin Fruits!
Quote from: hbionic on November 20, 2005, 12:44:03 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 18, 2005, 07:37:08 AMI hate real estate agents. A lot.
I hate you too. ;)
Selling your stinkhole doesn't make you a real estate agent even if you do have acres upon acres of roast beef curtains. Still doesn't count.
merry columbus day
nice list SD
I hate that list.
I hate racial double standards.
Preach on, whitey.
I hate getting a soda from a fast food place and it's filled with ice. So much that after 2 sips... the shtein is gone.
Good call digging this thread up........
I hate text messages and I especially hate people who use them excessively. For a quick reminder or something, fine. But people who have text conversations need to be beaten to death with cell phones from the 80's. You've already got the phone in your hand dipshtein, call who ever your texting and tell them what you've got to say. It'll take less time than typing that shtein out will.
I hate people who send me text messages asking if I recieved their last message and why I haven't replied. If you want to know so farging bad, try calling. Dick.
And now they've got this text flirting thing going on. Have you seen this crap yet? Remember those late night tv commercials for phone sex? Well now they've got the same thing except now you send a text message and will get a reply from some 'hot and horny biatch.' This has got to be the dumbest farging thing I've ever heard of. I didn't think man would be able to create something dumber than cyber sex but that's what I get for under estimating the stupidity of the human race.
I don't like Mondays. I want to shoot the whole day down.
taterskin fans
yes i hate myself
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 06, 2006, 08:05:44 AM
yes i hate myself
This MDS-like moment has been brought to you by Jewbilee.
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the taterskins.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 06, 2006, 10:48:56 AM
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the taterskins.
and thier QB, Coach, and RB
I hate people who clap in time with the music at concerts. farging iceholes.
Oh, and I found out how to cook brussel sprouts properly, and I now love them.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2009, 07:39:32 AM
Oh, and I found out how to cook brussel sprouts properly, and I now love them.
Me too. Only drawback to burssel sprouts is they make you smell like rotten cabbage the next day.
I hate the Gaddamn motherfargin' taterskins. Their unis look like someone with a bad case of hemorrhoids took a dump on them. Their fans are icehole worshipping idiots. Joe Thiesman can suck my meatcicle.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2009, 07:39:32 AM
Oh, and I found out how to cook brussel sprouts properly, and I now love them.
That now makes one of us.
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Dyke & The Fat Man?
Who the hell ever found that skinny ass skank attractive. Jesus Christ.
she looks like a crack whore
she looks like a mutant alien that didn't quite get the proportions right
Those were the people more or less running the country the past eight years. Good times.
These were people on television the last eight years. The people running the country had even more expensive clothes.
Quote from: ATV on May 03, 2009, 11:15:54 PM
Those were the people more or less running the country the past eight years. Good times.
You are such a joke. And a broken record. Please farging die.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2009, 07:39:04 AM
I hate people who clap in time with the music at concerts. farging iceholes.
Luckily for you I am unfortunately white so when I clap with the music it's certainly not in time. Plenty of soul; no rhythm
i hate this song:
Quote
Theory of a Dead Man : Hate My Life
So sick of the hobos
Always beggin' for change
I don't like how I gotta work
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people
Who can't drive their cars
Bitch, you better get out of the way
Before I start falling apart
I hate how my wife
Is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash
(aw, please kill me now)
(Refrain)
Well I hate my job, all my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life
How come I never get laid?
Nice guys always lose
How could she have another headache?
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job
My boss is a fleshpop
I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shtein
-(Refrain)-
I hate my job, all my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life
-Musical Interlude-
I hate that I can't tell
When a girl's underage
And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you've gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say 'farg you'
-(Refrain)-
I hate my job, all my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life
So much at stake
Can't catch a break
I hate my life
No there's nothing new
And it sucks to be you
I farging hate my life
farg
ugly kid joe did it more betterer.
Ugly Kid Joe was badass for a 10 year old.
i hate crippled people and motivational speakers. but i especially hate crippled motivational speakers. i'm not talking about the guy who lost a leg and went on to win an ass kicking contest or a double dutch contest. that's cool. i'm talking about the ones who get crippled and then for some reason, feel the need to charge people money to watch them roll around on stage for 45 minutes and deliver inspirational messages, but at the same time, really haven't done anything inspiring.
i submit to you chad hymas (http://www.chadhymas.com/aboutchad.html). this gimpy sob is just wheeling himself around the country from one business/corporation to the next trying to motivate and inspire people based solely on the fact that he's stuck in a wheel chair. and companies actually pay him to speak and also pay his travel expenses.
motivational speakers are farging rediculous to begin with. you can't truly motivate someone or a group of people with some cookie cutter speech/presentation. and you most certainly can't truly motivate people who have no personal or professional connection to you before or after your 45 minute tirade.
why do people buy into this crap? especially if the dude is in a wheel chair? read that guy's bio, he really hasn't done anything exceptional at all since getting confined to a wheel chair. people are so farging stupid though that they will buy into damn near anything.
farg these shady gimps who are capitalizing on people's stupidity and guilt factor and farg the idiots who actually fall for the the pre-fabricated motivational speeches and think that just because a dude is strapped to a farging lark for the rest of his life that he must have something important to say. it's bad enough that these gimpy dick bags get all the good parking spots and now we've got idiots flocking to them for farging life advice.
wow
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2009, 06:54:34 PM
i hate crippled people and motivational speakers. but i especially hate crippled motivational speakers. i'm not talking about the guy who lost a leg and went on to win an ass kicking contest or a double dutch contest. that's cool. i'm talking about the ones who get crippled and then for some reason, feel the need to charge people money to watch them roll around on stage for 45 minutes and deliver inspirational messages, but at the same time, really haven't done anything inspiring.
i submit to you chad hymas (http://www.chadhymas.com/aboutchad.html). this gimpy sob is just wheeling himself around the country from one business/corporation to the next trying to motivate and inspire people based solely on the fact that he's stuck in a wheel chair. and companies actually pay him to speak and also pay his travel expenses.
motivational speakers are farging rediculous to begin with. you can't truly motivate someone or a group of people with some cookie cutter speech/presentation. and you most certainly can't truly motivate people who have no personal or professional connection to you before or after your 45 minute tirade.
why do people buy into this crap? especially if the dude is in a wheel chair? read that guy's bio, he really hasn't done anything exceptional at all since getting confined to a wheel chair. people are so farging stupid though that they will buy into damn near anything.
farg these shady gimps who are capitalizing on people's stupidity and guilt factor and farg the idiots who actually fall for the the pre-fabricated motivational speeches and think that just because a dude is strapped to a farging lark for the rest of his life that he must have something important to say. it's bad enough that these gimpy dick bags get all the good parking spots and now we've got idiots flocking to them for farging life advice.
But he's a certified speaking professional!
Didn't you hear me?
Certified. Speaking. PROFESSIONAL!
I saw Tony Robbins about 20 years ago and I laughed all the way through his bullshtein histrionics.
I was half in the bag, though, so that might explain why I didn't get blown away by his awesome oratory.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2009, 06:54:34 PM
i hate crippled people and motivational speakers. but i especially hate crippled motivational speakers. i'm not talking about the guy who lost a leg and went on to win an ass kicking contest or a double dutch contest. that's cool. i'm talking about the ones who get crippled and then for some reason, feel the need to charge people money to watch them roll around on stage for 45 minutes and deliver inspirational messages, but at the same time, really haven't done anything inspiring.
i submit to you chad hymas (http://www.chadhymas.com/aboutchad.html). this gimpy sob is just wheeling himself around the country from one business/corporation to the next trying to motivate and inspire people based solely on the fact that he's stuck in a wheel chair. and companies actually pay him to speak and also pay his travel expenses.
motivational speakers are farging rediculous to begin with. you can't truly motivate someone or a group of people with some cookie cutter speech/presentation. and you most certainly can't truly motivate people who have no personal or professional connection to you before or after your 45 minute tirade.
why do people buy into this crap? especially if the dude is in a wheel chair? read that guy's bio, he really hasn't done anything exceptional at all since getting confined to a wheel chair. people are so farging stupid though that they will buy into damn near anything.
farg these shady gimps who are capitalizing on people's stupidity and guilt factor and farg the idiots who actually fall for the the pre-fabricated motivational speeches and think that just because a dude is strapped to a farging lark for the rest of his life that he must have something important to say. it's bad enough that these gimpy dick bags get all the good parking spots and now we've got idiots flocking to them for farging life advice.
We had to listen to this tool at our last conference. His basic story, he had a piece of shtein tractor, was rushing to get the job done using a wrong/dangerous short cut (which he admits he had always done it the wrong way) but this time the bale of hay rolls on him. Now he's so proud of himself that it only takes him 25mins. to put his shirt on and you should be proud too!!! Oh and then he shows a clip of him on the Oprah show, yay for you gimp.
I hate fat people. And french canadians.
Quote from: phillymic2000 on October 23, 2009, 09:11:51 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2009, 06:54:34 PM
i hate crippled people and motivational speakers. but i especially hate crippled motivational speakers. i'm not talking about the guy who lost a leg and went on to win an ass kicking contest or a double dutch contest. that's cool. i'm talking about the ones who get crippled and then for some reason, feel the need to charge people money to watch them roll around on stage for 45 minutes and deliver inspirational messages, but at the same time, really haven't done anything inspiring.
i submit to you chad hymas (http://www.chadhymas.com/aboutchad.html). this gimpy sob is just wheeling himself around the country from one business/corporation to the next trying to motivate and inspire people based solely on the fact that he's stuck in a wheel chair. and companies actually pay him to speak and also pay his travel expenses.
motivational speakers are farging rediculous to begin with. you can't truly motivate someone or a group of people with some cookie cutter speech/presentation. and you most certainly can't truly motivate people who have no personal or professional connection to you before or after your 45 minute tirade.
why do people buy into this crap? especially if the dude is in a wheel chair? read that guy's bio, he really hasn't done anything exceptional at all since getting confined to a wheel chair. people are so farging stupid though that they will buy into damn near anything.
farg these shady gimps who are capitalizing on people's stupidity and guilt factor and farg the idiots who actually fall for the the pre-fabricated motivational speeches and think that just because a dude is strapped to a farging lark for the rest of his life that he must have something important to say. it's bad enough that these gimpy dick bags get all the good parking spots and now we've got idiots flocking to them for farging life advice.
We had to listen to this tool at our last conference. His basic story, he had a piece of shtein tractor, was rushing to get the job done using a wrong/dangerous short cut (which he admits he had always done it the wrong way) but this time the bale of hay rolls on him. Now he's so proud of himself that it only takes him 25mins. to put his shirt on and you should be proud too! Oh and then he shows a clip of him on the Oprah show, yay for you gimp.
ha! i didn't even know the full story because i've never seen him speak but i figured it had to be something less than impressive since his website gives no detail of his actual accident and his list of "accolades" is short and unimpressive.
i got an email at work the other day when i originally posted and it said that he was going to speak on our base sometime in the near future so i decided to check out his website and could tell right away that the guy is a total joke.
go to his website and look at the pics scrolling across the top of the page. there's one that show him driving a minvan with the caption "who says parapalegics can't drive?" along with a side note that states his wife and kids are not in the car with him. ha! dook is probably just whipping a few figure 8's in an empty wal-mart parking lot.
I hate people who say "supposebly." I had a conversation today with someone who said that no less than 10x within roughly 5 minutes of speaking.
Sounds like a job for Seal Team 6.
I have a guy at work I constantly get drawn into arguments who says we are always "arguing semanTECHs". He also uses words without knowing the meaning constantly.
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I hate the Flyers.
I hate people who say we murdered Bin Laden. Really? no REALLY?
I'm going to murder the next one I hear say that.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2011, 07:12:50 PM
I hate the Flyers.
I hate Brian Boucher, that's for damn sure.
I hate it when people say, "personally, I think ....."
"Personally" is included in the concept of "I think. " Don't be redundant and stupid.
I hate ventriloquists. They're worse than clowns.
what about "me personally..."
Yes, we hate you personally.
ha ha "oh snap"
I hate people that say "oh snap"
I hate missing links. farg them.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
what about "me personally..."
same thing...it's speech without thought...of course you personally, who else is doing the thinking/feeling in your mind?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
what about "me personally..."
same thing...it's speech without thought...of course you personally, who else is doing the thinking/feeling in your mind?
Mrs. Havas
i think dio should explain more in depth why - i me and personally - are all the same thing
i dont think he covered it in his last two posts
Me, personally, I think you're making fun of me. And, personally, it hurts me. I.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 04, 2011, 06:58:06 PM
I hate people who say "supposebly." I had a conversation today with someone who said that no less than 10x within roughly 5 minutes of speaking.
Maybe you should have it out: you verse him.
ha ha I see what you did there.
I cant believe I never saw this thread before last night. I hate that. Some other things I hate...
I hate people with bad breath
I hate people who were handed a family business and act as it they have actually accomplished anything
I hate being a Mets fan
I hate anyone who enjoys "Jersey Shore"
I hate anyone who looks like they belong on "Jersey Shore"
I hate X infinity everyone on "Jersey Shore"
I hate that I can't tell people I am from Jersey because a "Jersey Shore" joke is sure to be cracked
I hate every NFL ownership group - even you, Packers fans
I hate that laser removal surgery is 1000X more painful than getting the stupid tattoo was
I hate flat tires
I hate bullshtein service charges and companies who bank on the majority of people being dumb enough to realize the games they play
I hate being out of the good stuff
I hate when my guy is out of the good stuff
I hate that I feel the need to come to this stupid board multiple times a day, even if I have nothing to post
I hate college kids who complain that they're getting old
I hate forced social situations and conversations
I hate icehole clients
I hate when clients tell me no
I hate that I have to drive 80 miles round trip to work every day while the 2 guys I work with can each walk
I hate that I didnt farg every chick I could have in hs/college (I stole this one from someone)
I hate hate
I hate complacency
I hate that out of the four teams I root for, two championships have been won in my 29 years on earth - once when I was 2, once when I was 5.
More to come..
Quote from: DH on May 05, 2011, 01:54:11 PM
I hate that I didnt farg every chick I could have in hs/college (I stole this one from someone)
I think you'll find a lot of people with that one on their list.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on May 05, 2011, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: DH on May 05, 2011, 01:54:11 PM
I hate that I didnt farg every chick I could have in hs/college (I stole this one from someone)
I think you'll find a lot of people with that one on their list.
she was probably a bad lay anyway
I hate bad lays.
QuoteDear Westboro Baptist Church,
We have a funeral for you to protest. It's somewhere in the middle of the northern Arabian Sea. We would be more than happy to help you pack, fly you there, and drop you off.
Sincerely yours,
America