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Title: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:43:32 PM
Howard was right!!

Howard said he just heard from the team they got him and cut France.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 04:44:21 PM
what else is new?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 04:45:21 PM
respect the gawd
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 04:45:22 PM
What a farging joke.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 04:46:10 PM
this move excites me less than Alonzo Jackson going to the practice squad.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:46:13 PM
I'm going to shoot myself.

Seriously.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 04:46:55 PM
So this is just coming from a radio show host; not from a legitimate source, right?

I don't believe it yet.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:47:27 PM
He said the Eagles released the statement. He wouldn't say that unless it came directly from the team.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 04:47:28 PM
You disgusting man-love for Eskin is nauseating.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:47:54 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If this little prick ass bitch misses FG's here like he did in Dallas I am going to go Larry Allen on his ass.

Start taking up a "Bail Phreak Outta Jail" collection now.

He cost the Cowboys games. He farging sucks. SUCKS!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 04:48:58 PM
I don't even understand this decision. Unless they really are bringing Akers back this week. None of this makes me excited.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:49:15 PM
I don't get it either. Howard said he heard they were just going to use him for kickoffs, but Akers won't be playing this sunday.


... or will he? Maybe the Eagles know more than they let on. Maybe Akers is ready for FGs.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 04:49:27 PM
I'd rather have Pinkston kicking.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 04:49:28 PM
This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 04:50:32 PM
Quote from: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 04:49:28 PM
This is a joke, right?

If it is it will be a bannable joke. :)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 04:51:01 PM
i can't believe they would do this unless they knew Akers was coming back this week.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 04:51:19 PM
they have to be bringing back akers...if not this week then next week...and this is a kick off only move...if not its assinine
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:51:52 PM
Eagles | France Cut
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:47:05 -0700

The Philadelphia Eagles announced they have released PK Todd France.


Eagles | Cortez Added
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:46:42 -0700

The Philadelphia Eagles announced they have claimed PK Jose Cortez (Cowboys) off waivers from the Dallas Cowboys.


Eagles | Akers Injury Update
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:46:09 -0700

Updating a previous report, Bob Kent, of PhiladelphiaEagles.com, reports Philadelphia Eagles PK David Akers (hamstring) could begin practicing this week and might play during Week 8. "If Akers is not back this week, he'll be back the next," head coach Andy Reid said. When asked if Akers will practice this week, Reid said, "We'll see. I think within the next few weeks here, he should be able to work it out." Akers has been sidelined with a hamstring injury.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:52:18 PM
Quote from: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 04:49:28 PM
This is a joke, right?

I sure hope so.

I bet Andy saw that little farg kill the Eagles and said "sign him".
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 25, 2005, 04:54:01 PM
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Boys will be signing France now.  I don't get it -- France was passable, and Cortez was cut for LOSING GAMES!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:54:16 PM
If he starts this week it makes no sense. This could be a very close game in Denver. We can't have him missing easy FGs.

This is moronic, and I'm glad the Andy Reid apologists aren't out in full force.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 04:54:48 PM
Akers must be playing.  thats the only way it makes any rational sense.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 04:55:15 PM
Even then it makes no rational sense. France is good enough to sub completely for Akers but not part time?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Zanshin on October 25, 2005, 04:55:24 PM
Very odd move, regardless.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 04:54:48 PM
Akers must be playing.  thats the only way it makes any rational sense.

exactly.  people are getting all bent out of shape about this guy.  he's not going to kicking field goals.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 04:56:59 PM
The problem is he's on the team at all. My money is on Akers getting hurt again, and I'd rather have France over this guy when it happens.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 04:54:48 PM
Akers must be playing.  thats the only way it makes any rational sense.

exactly.  people are getting all bent out of shape about this guy.  he's not going to kicking field goals.

He still sucks.

And he blames everyone but himself when he sucks ass.

Miss an XP? Blame the blockers and have larry Allen cave his face in.
Miss a FG? Immediatley point to the holder and blame him.

He's a loser. A true loser.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 04:57:22 PM
Maybe you signed him to protect Akers from doing kickoffs. He was with Minnesota as a kickoff guy, if I remember right.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 04:58:23 PM
I agree with that. Instead of keeping France and giiving Akers a few more weeks to heal up, we could potentially get him hurt again and be stuck with farging Cortez.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 04:58:29 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 04:56:59 PM
The problem is he's on the team at all. My money is on Akers getting hurt again, and I'd rather have France over this guy when it happens.

Agreement boners left and right.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 04:59:44 PM
I like the Simoneau/Bartrum combo better than this stiff.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

No. I think the Cowboys will be drooling over him though.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 05:01:35 PM
Even then it makes no rational sense.

it doesnt make sense but it explains why they did it
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:01:54 PM
He's probably on a flight to Dallas as we speak.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

then why bring in a known loser?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: DH on October 25, 2005, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

No. I think the Cowboys will be drolling over him though.
Agreement boners left and right.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

then why bring in a known loser?

for kickoffs. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:05:35 PM
Runyan just said that he thought they'd sign him after he heard Dallas release him yesterday.

And he said that Akers will not kick until he's 100%.

So Joser Cortez is our new FG kicker, folks.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:05:36 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

then why bring in a known loser?

for kickoffs. 

what was terrible about france's kickoffs?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 05:05:47 PM
i dont know if theyll sign him but can you imagine dallas winning monday nite nov 14th because of a france make or cortez miss
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: DH on October 25, 2005, 05:05:52 PM
It still doesnt make any sense. The guy cant even put the ball in the endzone.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:08:38 PM
Are you f'n kidding me??

WOW...

just...wow.

I think someone should be looking at play calling....not PK's.... >:(

Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:09:58 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:05:36 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
do you really think the NFL's going to line up for Todd France?  if Akers gets hurt again, they'll probably IR him and sign France back.

then why bring in a known loser?

for kickoffs. 

what was terrible about france's kickoffs?

They usually landed at the 15...
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:10:08 PM
it hits me.  It's a sad day when Eagle fans get fired up over Todd France and Jose Cortez.  ha.  what have we been reduced to.  dear god.  make it stop.  hand it off to reno mahe. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:11:08 PM
Here's what Spads said at 1000am today:

QuoteThe kicking situation is going to get really interesting very quickly here. Akers is going to be back soon and I do think the Eagles will keep two kickers on the roster, at least for a while.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:12:57 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:11:08 PM
Here's what Spads said at 1000am today:

QuoteThe kicking situation is going to get really interesting very quickly here. Akers is going to be back soon and I do think the Eagles will keep two kickers on the roster, at least for a while.

We ran into Spads Saturday night in Philly...he mentioned something about the kicking situation...

::)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 05:13:02 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:10:08 PM
it hits me.  It's a sad day when Eagle fans get fired up over Todd France and Jose Cortez.  ha.  what have we been reduced to.  dear god.  make it stop.  hand it off to reno mahe. 

That would require Reid to call a running play. Maybe that would appease some of these schmucks.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:14:35 PM
C, was that the "interesting kicker news" Stingo mentioned on WU?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:14:57 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 05:13:02 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:10:08 PM
it hits me.  It's a sad day when Eagle fans get fired up over Todd France and Jose Cortez.  ha.  what have we been reduced to.  dear god.  make it stop.  hand it off to reno mahe. 

That would require Reid to call a running play. Maybe that would appease some of these schmucks.

I just wish Reid would use his imagination with regard to play calling...
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:16:42 PM
I wish he'd stop using his imagination with regards to his playcalling, specifically on third and short or 4th down.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:17:00 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:12:57 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:11:08 PM
Here's what Spads said at 1000am today:

QuoteThe kicking situation is going to get really interesting very quickly here. Akers is going to be back soon and I do think the Eagles will keep two kickers on the roster, at least for a while.

We ran into Spads Saturday night in Philly...he mentioned something about the kicking situation...

::)

So that means they were targeting Cortez before he blew a 29-yarder in SEA to beat them.

This little farger sucks.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 05:18:44 PM
imagine if reid called a run
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Mad-Lad on October 25, 2005, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:10:08 PM
It's a sad day when Eagle fans get fired up over Todd France and Jose Cortez.  ha.  what have we been reduced to.  dear god.  make it stop.

:-D  This season's been full of everyone being reduced to talking about complete garbage.  I won't be surprised if this thread winds up being 20+ pages long.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:16:42 PM
I wish he'd stop using his imagination with regards to his playcalling, specifically on third and short or 4th down.

I don't think that was his imagination...

it was delusional.

Who THE HELL throws on 4th and 1 with only one receiver sent out - who was covered, essentially giving the ball to Gordon??!!

Jesus...
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:22:29 PM
Clearly whatever demon infected Martz to the point of death has now left that Hoyda and is incubating in Reid's moustache.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2005, 05:25:19 PM
Reid needs to gain his weight back.  Apparently, he's losing brain weight too.


There is no defense for this move.  It's a lateral move at best.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:14:35 PM
C, was that the "interesting kicker news" Stingo mentioned on WU?

I have no idea...I just overheard something about "kicker position info" - something like that.

It was loud, I was talking to 2 people, and I had a drink in my hand.  A great time was had that night...

when we walked in, ronchalant said, "Is that Spadaro?"

I said, "No - that guy is better looking than Spads."

Stingo, "Hey Dave!"

(oops!)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Bacterial infection of the mustache. Out for 5 weeks.

Childress calls 62 runs and 10 passes.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:26:21 PM
what the farg!!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 05:27:14 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:14:35 PM
C, was that the "interesting kicker news" Stingo mentioned on WU?

I have no idea...I just overheard something about "kicker position info" - something like that.

It was loud, I was talking to 2 people, and I had a drink in my hand.  A great time was had that night...

when we walked in, ronchalant said, "Is that Spadaro?"

I said, "No - that guy is better looking than Spads."

Stingo, "Hey Dave!"

(oops!)


So you think Dave's hot?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Bacterial infection of the mustache. Out for 5 weeks.

Childress calls 62 runs and 10 passes.

Would Childress have that infection too?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:28:51 PM
Todd France.  Legend. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Mad-Lad on October 25, 2005, 05:29:38 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:28:51 PM
Todd France.  Legend. 

In His Own Mind.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:30:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

Boo!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:30:33 PM
I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:30:33 PM
I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.

and thats coming from a mexican american, folks.   ;)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:32:41 PM
just let cortez do everything
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:32:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Bacterial infection of the mustache. Out for 5 weeks.

Childress calls 62 runs and 10 passes.

Would Childress have that infection too?

Childress luvs him sum running.

R Diddy said that Marty Morningwood is the reason for the pass happy approach more than the past because him and Big red overrule Childress.

So we should blame Marty.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2005, 05:33:08 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

France's kickoffs were very high, even though they weren't that deep.  Plus, almost any kicker can get a touchback in Denver.  I suppose this means that Akers won't be kicking off for quite some time.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 25, 2005, 05:33:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

Not everyone is a self proclaimed football personnel expert like you...forgive us all.  ::)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:34:33 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:30:33 PM
I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.

and thats coming from a mexican american, folks.   ;)

I though boinic would be the one and only Birds fan to have a Cortez jersey.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:36:25 PM
6 teams in 7 years aint so bad. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: pinoyboy2pt0 on October 25, 2005, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:32:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Bacterial infection of the mustache. Out for 5 weeks.

Childress calls 62 runs and 10 passes.

Would Childress have that infection too?

Childress luvs him sum running.

R Diddy said that Marty Morningwood is the reason for the pass happy approach more than the past because him and Big red overrule Childress.

So we should blame Marty.

So what's your thoughts on Reid becoming GM - fired as HC and replaced by Childress?  What would the pass/run ratio be then?  Would Childress be a better/worse coach? 

P.S. I LUV ME SOME TOD FRNC!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:37:05 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:34:33 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:30:33 PM
I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.

and thats coming from a mexican american, folks.   ;)

I though boinic would be the one and only Birds fan to have a Cortez jersey.

He'll certainly be the only one to have it tied in a knot to show off his piercing.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:37:37 PM
Jose has now completed the NFC East quadfecta.   Tim Hasselbeck, you lose!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
HA! (http://www.chrisboniol.com[/url)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PbOX49kUP84J:http://www.chrisboniol.com/servicedata/default/IMAGE1.JPG)

Remember the last Dallas kicker we signed?

Yeah. Zacccctly.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:40:06 PM
Quote from: pinoyboy2pt0 on October 25, 2005, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:32:45 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
Bacterial infection of the mustache. Out for 5 weeks.

Childress calls 62 runs and 10 passes.

Would Childress have that infection too?

Childress luvs him sum running.

R Diddy said that Marty Morningwood is the reason for the pass happy approach more than the past because him and Big red overrule Childress.

So we should blame Marty.

So what's your thoughts on Reid becoming GM - fired as HC and replaced by Childress?  What would the pass/run ratio be then?  Would Childress be a better/worse coach? 

P.S. I LUV ME SOME TOD FRNC!

I still like Andy as HC. Morningwood is the problem. Childress will leave and so will our 5 carries a game.

Next year its all passing all the time.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:40:09 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:33:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

Not everyone is a self proclaimed football personnel expert like you...forgive us all.  ::)

Got that backwards there, buddy. Mostly everyone ELSE  on this board is claiming to know more than the Eagles FO right now. Not me. All of the armchair GMs are screaming and crying on this thread...they all know more than the brass does.

::)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
HA! (http://www.chrisboniol.com[/url)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PbOX49kUP84J:http://www.chrisboniol.com/servicedata/default/IMAGE1.JPG)

Remember the last Dallas kicker we signed?

Yeah. Zacccctly.

HA!  ::)  Talk to me again when Cortez is actually kicking FGs.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 25, 2005, 05:41:42 PM
Well, i'm sorry then. 

Just hopeful Akers is really ready to come back.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:43:58 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
HA! (http://www.chrisboniol.com[/url)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PbOX49kUP84J:http://www.chrisboniol.com/servicedata/default/IMAGE1.JPG)

Remember the last Dallas kicker we signed?

Yeah. Zacccctly.

HA!  ::)  Talk to me again when Cortez is actually kicking FGs.

Cool....talk to you on Sunday then. :P
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

Unfortunately, FGs frequently decide games...we know that all too well... >:(

I humbly apologize for any and all references made to the EMB.  Due to the fact that I am a "newbie" here (although I know quite a few of these posters) -- I was not aware that any and all references to the EMB were a Concrete Field faux pas.  Good to know.

Anything else I need to know?

Nice to have met you on Sunday, PG - albeit brief.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation:  What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again.  Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:46:11 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 25, 2005, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:28:23 PM
France = good with FGs, not so much on KOs

Cortez = good with KOs, not so much on FGs.

This means Akers will be back for FGs but not kickoffs.

Is it really this hard to understand?

Jesus, you're flipping out like the farging sky just fell.

(PS...not to be more of a bitch, but can we stop with the EMB conversations in here? No one cares)

Unfortunately, FGs frequently decide games...we know that all too well... >:(

Which is why I said Akers will be back this week for FGs only, IMHO. Consider Cortez the kickoff specialist. Akers' leg won't be ready for KOs.

Nice to meet you too.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 25, 2005, 05:46:29 PM
WTF?  I just left work about an hour ago. 

This move is ghey.  France doesn't have a booming leg on kickoffs but one thing I noticed is that he got some elevation on his kicks which gave the ST time to get down the field and cover. 

If Akers would get hurt again, I'd much rather have France along with his mediocre kick offs and seemingly reliable FG's instead of Cortez's deep kickoffs and missed field goals. 

I hate every posssible reason for this move.   

Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:48:04 PM
Simoneau for kicker! 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 25, 2005, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

Hmmmmmm...something tells me you would just like me to do that anyway.  :sly
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Don Ho on October 25, 2005, 05:50:44 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

I know every tall building in Honolulu.  Lots of tall coconut trees as well.

(http://www.terragalleria.com/images/pacific/hawa33282.jpeg)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

Go for 2 all the time.

More passing plays for Reid.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 25, 2005, 05:54:55 PM
Maybe they would get good at it...they could surprise everyone by running it in.  Westbrook would love that.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:50:33 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 25, 2005, 05:45:38 PM
Hypothetical situation: What is Akers would tear or injure his hamstring again. Do you keep Cortez only or do you bring back France and keep Cortez for KO's or do you bring back France only??

You put a gun in your mouth.

Hmmmmmm...something tells me you would just like me to do that anyway. :sly

Only one way to really find out.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on October 25, 2005, 06:15:05 PM
WTF with this move?   ???

Losing weight = Losing Brain Cells

That's the only explanation.  :boom
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 25, 2005, 06:44:38 PM
I'd rather have L.J. Smith squeeze footballs out of his arms and fumble them through the goal posts than have Cortez.

lololol


for me the worst part of this move is not cortez kicking field goals...cause as pg said i cant imagine cortez kicking any...but that they are rushing akers back...they already made an error in putting him in when he shouldnt have been once
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Rome on October 25, 2005, 06:44:46 PM
Maybe Cortez can run the ball?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: QB Eagles on October 25, 2005, 06:47:06 PM
I agree with PG. I don't think we'll see Cortez kicking field goals. If that is indeed the case, it's not a bad move.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 06:48:12 PM
I can see him kicking them. Right after Akers pulls another Kerrigan.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on October 25, 2005, 07:09:36 PM
I don't get this at all.  France isn't Akers but he's a solid kicker.  Cortez blows.  This sucks.

Cut Reid
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Larry on October 25, 2005, 07:15:02 PM
(http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/SHRICHARD/eagles/mahe_reno.jpg)

Thank you Mr. Reid for signing someone to keep the haters off me.  :-D
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 07:17:33 PM
There's still enough hate in my heart for the Mighty Mormon Power Ranger. And Trotter. And Pinkston. And Parry/MURP. And any linebacker with more than three syllables in his last name.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 25, 2005, 07:18:42 PM
This is totally baffling. Jose Cortez totally sucks the big one...and he always has. Biff has to be busting a gut laughing at this one.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 07:21:09 PM
The answer to the "which XFLer will be cut next" question better fargin' be "Cortez again."
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 25, 2005, 07:25:53 PM
I keep looking for ESPN's bottom line to say "Eagles K David Akers expected to play Sunday @ Denver".

This move makes absolutely NO sense otherwise.  Hell, even if it did... why GIFTWRAP a quality K and send it to your most hated farging rival?!  ???
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 25, 2005, 07:35:50 PM
T
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 07:17:33 PM
There's still enough hate in my heart for the Mighty Mormon Power Ranger. And Trotter. And Pinkston. And Parry/MURP. And any linebacker with more than three syllables in his last name.
Werd.  Eff a big bunch of Cortez. :boo :boo :boo
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 07:36:34 PM
Just want to say again...

Cortez sucks.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 07:52:58 PM
Dallas WILL NOT sign France.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 25, 2005, 07:52:58 PM
Dallas WILL NOT sign France.

thanks howard
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 25, 2005, 08:05:56 PM
So who's going to sponsor Cortez?   :-D
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 25, 2005, 08:05:56 PM
So who's going to sponsor Cortez?   :-D

Not even Latin America. He's a spaniard anyways...maybe the french? Where's NB?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 25, 2005, 08:08:54 PM
Chuggie lo ama algún Cortez.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 08:43:06 PM
I'll step to the plate and sponsor him. Players always thrive under my sponsorship. I can turn Cortez into a pro bowl kicker.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 25, 2005, 08:59:57 PM
Done    :yay
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 25, 2005, 09:23:47 PM
PhattyMatty wants to sponsor Cortez's bitch ass too.

http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=16896.msg336023#msg336023

Sponsor bitch fight!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2005, 09:37:24 PM
I may put some money on Denver this week.  What's the line?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 25, 2005, 09:40:00 PM
Broncos -3.5.

I'm all over the Eagles on this one. ALL OVEEEEER THE EAGLES.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 25, 2005, 09:37:24 PM
I may put some money on Denver this week.  What's the line?

don't bet against your team, even if you win the money, it won't feel right
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 25, 2005, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 25, 2005, 09:37:24 PM
I may put some money on Denver this week.  What's the line?

don't bet against your team, even if you win the money, it won't feel right

Much like farging your sister.



Or so I've heard....... :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 09:42:45 PM
thats what i told my dad during my tennis match, but he ignored me and insisted that im a loser and ill lose
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 25, 2005, 09:43:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 25, 2005, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 25, 2005, 09:40:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 25, 2005, 09:37:24 PM
I may put some money on Denver this week.  What's the line?

don't bet against your team, even if you win the money, it won't feel right

Much like farging your sister.



Or so I've heard....... :paranoid

oh no, nothing like that.  that feels right, if you close your eyes.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: mussa on October 25, 2005, 11:28:39 PM
cortez... :-D :-D
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: bobbyinlondon on October 26, 2005, 05:20:24 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 07:36:34 PM
Just want to say again...

Cortez sucks.

I haven't read the whole thread, because like a lot of posters, from the two pages I did read, you guys were of the same opinion as myself--at first. So, if I say anything that's been repeated, I apologize.

The reason Cortez was brought in was simple--KO DISTANCE.

In 7 games with the Cowboys, he's had 5 touchbacks, and he's had 5 KOs that have landed outside of the 10. His deepest was 6 yards deep against the Chargers.

In 3 games with the Eagles, France had 6 KOs OUTSIDE OF THE 10. His deepest was to KC's 3 yard line. In that same game, he had KOs to KC's 11, 14, 15 and 10. Against the Chargers, he had kicks that went to the 14 and 15--which means that the Chargers were getting the ball right around the 31--since they held Sproles to a 16.2 KOR average.

We'll have to suffer with Cortez FG kicking against the Broncos, but Akers is supposedly coming back against the Skins. And it looks like Reid will go with a KO specialist in Cortez to ease Akers back in.

I was hoping they might have Cortez for one or two games, cut him, and bring back Chad Lewis. But I take it that because they haven't signed him as of yet, he's not healthy enough to come back. Stephen Spack has been a nice story, but he's dropped some catchable passes in key situations.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 05:37:38 AM
At least they knew better than to put a pic this scrub up on PE.com while in his Cowgirl uni.
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/NIDNGGNDEAMI/morecortez_357_051025.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 26, 2005, 07:32:08 AM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on October 26, 2005, 05:20:24 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 07:36:34 PM
Just want to say again...

Cortez sucks.

I haven't read the whole thread, because like a lot of posters, from the two pages I did read, you guys were of the same opinion as myself--at first. So, if I say anything that's been repeated, I apologize.

The reason Cortez was brought in was simple--KO DISTANCE.

In 7 games with the Cowboys, he's had 5 touchbacks, and he's had 5 KOs that have landed outside of the 10. His deepest was 6 yards deep against the Chargers.

In 3 games with the Eagles, France had 6 KOs OUTSIDE OF THE 10. His deepest was to KC's 3 yard line. In that same game, he had KOs to KC's 11, 14, 15 and 10. Against the Chargers, he had kicks that went to the 14 and 15--which means that the Chargers were getting the ball right around the 31--since they held Sproles to a 16.2 KOR average.

We'll have to suffer with Cortez FG kicking against the Broncos, but Akers is supposedly coming back against the Skins. And it looks like Reid will go with a KO specialist in Cortez to ease Akers back in.

I was hoping they might have Cortez for one or two games, cut him, and bring back Chad Lewis. But I take it that because they haven't signed him as of yet, he's not healthy enough to come back. Stephen Spack has been a nice story, but he's dropped some catchable passes in key situations.

Don't worry, I am the only one who agreed with you on that, so its not being repetiitve. You should go back and read the thread to see some of the reactions on it. Its quite humorous.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 08:18:44 AM
PG is the only one who thinks signing Cortez isn't a big deal. Let me see if I can make her see the light:

1. Akers is hurt.
2. He's already tried to come back early this year from injury and farged himself up even worse.
3. Akers sucked donkey anu even before he got hurt.
4. France has filled in nicely. Hitting important FGs after a rough start.
5. Akers is coming back suspiciously early from this injury.
6. As such the likeliness of him reinjuring is high.
7. Cortez, who isn't exactly the strongest legged kicker in the league is being signed as our 'kickoff specialist' but if Akers goes down, he's all we've got.
8. To make matters worse, France has done well enough for it to be likely that someone will grab him off of waivers.

This may not be a big deal THIS SECOND, but the chances of it becoming a big deal are relatively high considering Akers' flakeyness and general suckitude this year. Scoff all you want, but this could be a disasterous move.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 08:31:12 AM
#5 with a bullet


9. i could get a couple touchbacks kicking in that denver air...there should be no urgency whatsoever to get a kick off 'specialist' this week


Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 08:38:53 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 08:18:44 AM
PG is the only one who thinks signing Cortez isn't a big deal. Let me see if I can make her see the light:

1. Akers is hurt.
2. He's already tried to come back early this year from injury and farged himself up even worse.
3. Akers sucked donkey anu even before he got hurt.
4. France has filled in nicely. Hitting important FGs after a rough start.
5. Akers is coming back suspiciously early from this injury.
6. As such the likeliness of him reinjuring is high.
7. Cortez, who isn't exactly the strongest legged kicker in the league is being signed as our 'kickoff specialist' but if Akers goes down, he's all we've got.
8. To make matters worse, France has done well enough for it to be likely that someone will grab him off of waivers.

This may not be a big deal THIS SECOND, but the chances of it becoming a big deal are relatively high considering Akers' flakeyness and general suckitude this year. Scoff all you want, but this could be a disasterous move.
You better stop making sense real quick there, bucko.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: mikey418 on October 26, 2005, 08:39:03 AM
As funny as it may sound....I think Dallas may go out and get France.  Would be funny to see him and Cortez on the sidelines in that MNF game....
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 08:40:36 AM
Quote from: mikey418 on October 26, 2005, 08:39:03 AM
As funny as it may sound....I think Dallas may go out and get France.  Would be funny to see him and Cortez on the sidelines in that MNF game....

Welcome to the conversation.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 08:43:41 AM
They already picked up a scrub but that doesn't mean they still won't look at France.
QuoteCowboys | Suisham Signed
Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:54:44 -0700

The Dallas Cowboys have announced the team has signed PK Shaun Suisham.

Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 26, 2005, 08:44:19 AM
QuoteEagles | Cortez Signed Because of Kickoff Abilities
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:28:11 -0700

Bob Brookover, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, reports the Philadelphia Eagles have given indications that newly signed PK Jose Cortez will remain with the team even when injured PK David Akers returns to the team. The Eagles made the move because they believe that Cortez has a much stronger leg than PK Todd France, who struggled to get his kickoffs past the 10-yard line. By employing Cortez on kickoffs, the Eagles would make Akers' return from a torn hamstring less strenuous. 12 of Cortez's 34 kickoffs this season have gone into the end zone, and he has had five touchbacks. Nineteen of his kickoffs have been inside the 5-yard line, and all but six have been inside the 10.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2005, 08:46:02 AM
And Parcells said "We'll bring Scott in and see how he does..." during his PC yesterday. :-D :-D

Yo Bill, take off the boxing gloves and take a look at the roster. Kid's name is Shaun.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2005, 08:47:55 AM
I'm cool if Akers comes back.

But what was the hurry to sign Joser Cortez? What? Expected another team to sign him? Ha!

Should've kept France. Then when Akers comes back and shows he's straight you cut France and pick up some shteinhead like Cortez to do kickoffs.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 26, 2005, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 26, 2005, 08:44:19 AM
QuoteEagles | Cortez Signed Because of Kickoff Abilities
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:28:11 -0700

Bob Brookover, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, reports the Philadelphia Eagles have given indications that newly signed PK Jose Cortez will remain with the team even when injured PK David Akers returns to the team. The Eagles made the move because they believe that Cortez has a much stronger leg than PK Todd France, who struggled to get his kickoffs past the 10-yard line. By employing Cortez on kickoffs, the Eagles would make Akers' return from a torn hamstring less strenuous. 12 of Cortez's 34 kickoffs this season have gone into the end zone, and he has had five touchbacks. Nineteen of his kickoffs have been inside the 5-yard line, and all but six have been inside the 10.

Nice stats. Gee, maybe I'm not just a dumbass chick after all.  ::)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: SunMo on October 26, 2005, 08:50:20 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 26, 2005, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on October 26, 2005, 08:44:19 AM
QuoteEagles | Cortez Signed Because of Kickoff Abilities
Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:28:11 -0700

Bob Brookover, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, reports the Philadelphia Eagles have given indications that newly signed PK Jose Cortez will remain with the team even when injured PK David Akers returns to the team. The Eagles made the move because they believe that Cortez has a much stronger leg than PK Todd France, who struggled to get his kickoffs past the 10-yard line. By employing Cortez on kickoffs, the Eagles would make Akers' return from a torn hamstring less strenuous. 12 of Cortez's 34 kickoffs this season have gone into the end zone, and he has had five touchbacks. Nineteen of his kickoffs have been inside the 5-yard line, and all but six have been inside the 10.

Nice stats. Gee, maybe I'm not just a dumbass chick after all.  ::)

i don't think i'd go that far  ;)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 08:51:39 AM
Nice stats. Gee, maybe I'm not just a dumbass chick after all

not dumb just watching the point fly over your head

i think its been stated in the thread ad nauseum that he is being brought in for kickoffs
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2005, 08:55:01 AM
It should be noted that he boomed a kickoff out of bounds after Dallas scored on Sunday giving SEA the ball at the 40.

He's a whiner. Reminds me of the gazoo brothers.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 08:51:39 AM
Nice stats. Gee, maybe I'm not just a dumbass chick after all

not dumb just watching the point fly over your head

i think its been stated in the thread ad nauseum that he is being brought in for kickoffs

No dude. Everything is an insult about her being a girl. Duh.

The point is that if Akers is coming back too soon, which seems likely, Cortez is now our kicker. And that makes poop leak out of my butt from anxiety.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 26, 2005, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 08:51:39 AM
Nice stats. Gee, maybe I'm not just a dumbass chick after all

not dumb just watching the point fly over your head

i think its been stated in the thread ad nauseum that he is being brought in for kickoffs

No dude. Everything is an insult about her being a girl. Duh.

The point is that if Akers is coming back too soon, which seems likely, Cortez is now our kicker. And that makes poop leak out of my butt from anxiety.
Here I thought that that was a natural side-effect of being stillupfront's bitch for so long.  ;) :P
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 09:19:01 AM
stillupfront's severe crack hobby keeps him from being able to keep anyone as a bitch. Bitch.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Diomedes on October 26, 2005, 09:19:27 AM
Cortez the kicker.  Well that's just great.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 26, 2005, 09:50:03 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 09:19:01 AM
stillupfront's severe crack hobby keeps him from being able to keep anyone as a bitch. Bitch.
Bullshtein.  I happen to know for a fact that upfront fargs like a wild beast when he's hitting the rock.  Errrrmmmmm, hbionic told me so.  Yeah, that's the ticket... :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 09:54:21 AM
Sweet. I'm really happy about that. This is an awesome conversation. To the max.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2005, 09:59:01 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 05:37:38 AM
At least they knew better than to put a pic this scrub up on PE.com while in his Cowgirl uni.
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/NIDNGGNDEAMI/morecortez_357_051025.jpg)

Right, because a Washington uniform is a big improvement... ??
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on October 26, 2005, 10:00:13 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 26, 2005, 09:19:27 AM
Cortez the kicker.  Well that's just great.

Maybe Neil Young will write a song about him.  ;)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Diomedes on October 26, 2005, 10:18:19 AM
He came kicking across the waiver wire
Cortez, Cortez
What a kicker.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 09:59:01 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 05:37:38 AM
At least they knew better than to put a pic this scrub up on PE.com while in his Cowgirl uni.
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/NIDNGGNDEAMI/morecortez_357_051025.jpg)

Right, because a Washington uniform is a big improvement... ??
By comparison?  Hell yeah it is...
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 10:37:08 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 10:35:53 AM
By comparison?  Hell yeah it is...

farg no its not. Frankly, no team gets the hate like the Skins get the hate. farg the taterskins.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: bobbyinlondon on October 26, 2005, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: mikey418 on October 26, 2005, 08:39:03 AM
As funny as it may sound....I think Dallas may go out and get France.  Would be funny to see him and Cortez on the sidelines in that MNF game....

Parcells won't pick up France--for the SAME REASON the Eagles let him go. Do you think Parcells would be happy for teams to set up shop on the 30-40 yardlines after a KO? France had 4 KOs that landed outside of the 10 IN ONE GAME--Reid and Co. are trying to improve that facet of the game--at least until Akers is healthy enough too do that, which might not be until December.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2005, 11:45:58 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 10:37:08 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 10:35:53 AM
By comparison? Hell yeah it is...

farg no its not. Frankly, no team gets my man love like the Skins get the man love. I love the taterskins.

Wow. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 11:56:31 AM
Hilariouser and hilariouser.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: TexasEagle on October 26, 2005, 12:51:31 PM
Quote from: bobbyinlondon on October 26, 2005, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: mikey418 on October 26, 2005, 08:39:03 AM
As funny as it may sound....I think Dallas may go out and get France.  Would be funny to see him and Cortez on the sidelines in that MNF game....

Parcells won't pick up France--for the SAME REASON the Eagles let him go. Do you think Parcells would be happy for teams to set up shop on the 30-40 yardlines after a KO? France had 4 KOs that landed outside of the 10 IN ONE GAME--Reid and Co. are trying to improve that facet of the game--at least until Akers is healthy enough too do that, which might not be until December.

Yeah, I'm a little surprised but not all that bothered by this news. After all the shorty kicks that France did if Cortez can just reach the 5 that'd be a great thing to see. After France's kick as the end of the Sandy game barely, BARELY reached the 10 I was cursing him since Sandy got great field position since it's a clear 15 yards before an Eagles cover guy even got in the screen.

And 8 pages over a kicker... sheesh.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 12:52:45 PM
And we're not even close to done yet. :)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: TexasEagle on October 26, 2005, 12:56:13 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 12:52:45 PM
And we're not even close to done yet. :)

Yeah, what's the Westbrook thread at, 18? :-D
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 01:01:17 PM
Things will really pick up when Akers gets hurt again.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: TexasEagle on October 26, 2005, 01:03:02 PM
 :crazy
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on October 26, 2005, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: TexasEagle on October 26, 2005, 12:51:31 PM

And 8 pages over a kicker... sheesh.

True, but we managed to work Neil Young into the thread.  8)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 01:07:17 PM
And it'll really kick into overdrive the first time Cortez calls TO out for "doggin' it".
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 26, 2005, 01:07:17 PM
And it'll really kick into overdrive the first time Cortez calls TO out for "doggin' it".

rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.


Cortez has now played for all 4 NFC East teams.  What a lucky guy.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 01:15:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM
rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.

Not true. Kickers need to keep their mouths shut and be glad that they even have a job in the NFL. Now if he goes the extra mile and shoots TO with a nail gun I may change my attitude.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2005, 01:18:10 PM
He would definitely know how to use a nail gun.  It's innate for his people.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 01:29:16 PM
It's a shame Cortez didn't last longer in Dallas.  Him being in the roofing biz and all that, he could have fixed the top of the shteinhole they play in.  God woulda been pissed.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 01:38:24 PM
I was shot with a nailgun this summer. It's not that bad.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 01:39:18 PM
Keep fargin' with me... it'll happen again.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 01:40:34 PM
You ain't got the balls, and if you ever tried it you'd be dead soon after.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 01:41:31 PM
Get a room.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 01:42:03 PM
No... but my mama does.  She'll beat dat ass.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 01:42:06 PM
I'd kill you too while I was at it.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 01:43:46 PM
Wah wah wah.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: EJ72 on October 26, 2005, 02:54:22 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 01:15:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 01:13:04 PM
rjs would want to have his man-babies if he did that.

Not true. Kickers need to keep their mouths shut and be glad that they even have a job in the NFL. Now if he goes the extra mile and shoots TO with a nail gun I may change my attitude.

Just think how lucky this schmuck is. The only reason he has a job is our extra kicker went down in camp in California. He was working as a roofer, and because he was local, we brought him in. Then Cundiff goes down, and because Cortez was actually decent in camp, he sticks. He's finally let go, but goes less about a day before being signed again. So he goes from roofing work to making around $200K so far this season. He said himself after he was let go that he was surprised to get the call in the first place.

Like him or not, somebody's sure looking out for him.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 03:41:01 PM
just heard akers ruled out for this week...cortez will kick fg's....warm fuzzies abound
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 03:42:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 03:41:01 PM
just heard akers ruled out for this week...cortez will kick fg's....warm fuzzies abound

farging fantastic! Hooray! I hate all of you.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2005, 04:08:45 PM
The line on the game just changed by exactly 3 points.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 04:17:19 PM
It's okay, Reid will just pass on every 4th down inside the 30.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HOOKJLEJEAMI/cortez_102605_inside2.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 26, 2005, 05:02:46 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HOOKJLEJEAMI/cortez_102605_inside2.jpg)

That's exactly what Chuugie looked like in Kansas City, except this dude is missing a might crazy lid....
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 05:02:56 PM
Somebody shoot him. And Cortez, too.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 26, 2005, 05:03:16 PM
hahaha...dook looks like an actor playing a football player in 'radio' or some other abomination of a movie
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 26, 2005, 05:04:42 PM
Quote"I was impressed with what I saw [when we played] against Dallas," head coach Andy Reid. "We felt very comfortable with him. He has a very strong leg."

I knew Andy was going to say that. He always seems to sign players that do good against us, but shtein against everyone else like Mccants.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 05:49:38 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HOOKJLEJEAMI/cortez_102605_inside2.jpg)
Disgusting.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 26, 2005, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 26, 2005, 05:02:46 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 26, 2005, 05:01:30 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HOOKJLEJEAMI/cortez_102605_inside2.jpg)

That's exactly what Chuugie looked like in Kansas City, except this dude is missing a might crazy lid....

There's also no penis in his mouth.  But other than that, they're I-dentical. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 26, 2005, 06:10:41 PM
He's gonna be kicking FGs on sunday so to the posters that said don't worry he won't even be kicking any FGs... well you were wrong.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 06:12:38 PM
Well I for one am shocked that Akers isn't ready to play.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 26, 2005, 06:13:54 PM
If this game on sunday comes down to a FG and Cortez fargs it up then Andy should be crucified.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
HA! (http://www.chrisboniol.com[/url)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PbOX49kUP84J:http://www.chrisboniol.com/servicedata/default/IMAGE1.JPG)

Remember the last Dallas kicker we signed?

Yeah. Zacccctly.

HA!  ::)  Talk to me again when Cortez is actually kicking FGs.
:paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 26, 2005, 06:29:16 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 26, 2005, 06:13:54 PM
If this game on sunday comes down to a FG and Cortez fargs it up then Andy should be crucified.

I've found something that you an I agree on. Gross.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Wingspan on October 26, 2005, 06:32:26 PM
i'd rather akers kick with his right foot than cortez
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 26, 2005, 06:37:35 PM
I'd rather we kept that french guy.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Eagles 3x on October 27, 2005, 08:29:24 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on October 25, 2005, 05:19:49 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 25, 2005, 05:10:08 PM
It's a sad day when Eagle fans get fired up over Todd France and Jose Cortez.  ha.  what have we been reduced to.  dear god.  make it stop.

:-D  This season's been full of everyone being reduced to talking about complete garbage.  I won't be surprised if this thread winds up being 20+ pages long.

Halfway there.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: MURP on October 27, 2005, 09:06:04 AM
I find the whole thing a little fishy because Parcells and Reid are good friends. 
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2005, 09:08:01 AM
Maybe Big Red starts punching assistants on the sidelines now?

He could talk to Bill about running the ball a little bit while hes at it...
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Feva on October 27, 2005, 10:40:43 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2005, 09:08:01 AM
Maybe Big Red starts punching assistants on the sidelines now?
Good... he can start with Dave Culley.  He's been stealing money for years.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Father Demon on October 27, 2005, 11:33:52 AM
I just have a feeling this is not gonna work out too good this Sunday.

That Cortez dude better not eff up....

In Reid We Trust. 

And he better not have effed the pooch, either....
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 11:55:24 AM
Got enough signature there?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 11:59:07 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 11:55:24 AM
Got enough signature there?

Seriously. What is this, the Denver Broncos board?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Rome on October 27, 2005, 11:59:19 AM
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 26, 2005, 06:13:54 PM
If this game on sunday comes down to a FG and Cortez fargs it up then Andy should be crucified.

And if he kicks the game-winner, should Andy be praised then?
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 27, 2005, 11:59:19 AM
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 26, 2005, 06:13:54 PM
If this game on sunday comes down to a FG and Cortez fargs it up then Andy should be crucified.

And if he kicks the game-winner, should Andy be praised then?

I still say crucified for putting this team in a position to have to rely on a Cortez FG at the end of a game.
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: Wingspan on October 27, 2005, 12:06:28 PM
if it's a close game, it will have nothing to do with the broncos...it's all the eagles doing. all of it. ALL!
Title: Re: Eagles sign Cortez release France
Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2005, 12:11:41 PM
And if he kicks the game-winner, should Andy be praised then?

no he already had someone who could kick fg's...now if he booms some ko's deep gets a touchback or two and kicks the game winner then maybe well talk