Water Gun Prank Makes Tom Pissy (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=1&u=/eo/20050621/en_celeb_eo/16786)
:-D
Jerk is such a silly word.
He is such a Hoyda.
i would have kept squirting him.
cruise is a douche. he's not man enough to be a Hoyda
cut me a fargin brake...hes going to sue these people? over some water squirted on him? what a goddamn self-centered whack job. in all seriousness...can u imagine a court hearing for this? yes will the defendants please rise...we find you guilty of squirting water with the intent to embarass. now thats a fargin comedy skit. I'd like to squirt some PBR ass in his face, then see what that half-pint freak does. Is it me or does it seem like Tom Cruise could self explode at any minute. Wishful thinking I guess...
Quote from: mussa on June 21, 2005, 12:08:20 PM
I'd like to squirt some PBR ass in his face, then see what that half-pint freak does.
Outstanding!
Oh sweet jesus, YES!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/tomcruise_katieholmes.asp
"Scrub my dong with a loofah."
The interweb pwnz.
I'm going to have to disagree with the general consensus on this one for a couple of reasons.
1. Cruise has every right to have gotten pissed off about it. Celebrities tend to be pretty selective when it comes to who they'll talk to. The general population wonders why they are so "stand off-ish". Well, there ya go.
2. From what I heard about this yesterday, this guy wasn't even a real journalist. Just some douche bag pretending to be. Cruise was talking to the media because I think he was trying to pimp his new movie. He was working. That's no different than a fan throwing beer on the field of play during a sporting event imo.
3. Suing may be a little over the top, but ya know what? I don't care. I hope he sues that little ass clown for every red cent he's got. Had the shoe been on the other foot you know he would be suing Cruise for millions. Besides, there's a moral in there somewhere too. I think it's something to the effect of don't farg with someone who has 10x more money than you do because you won't stand a chance against them in court.
Sue his ass and leave him homeless in the farging streets! That'll learn him.
That was great....
"I'll melt in your mouth Tom not in your hand" :-D
Sarge loves Tom Cruise. :-* :-* :-*
hey, looka-that...Sassy, is being all sassy. >:D
QuoteCruise "Tried To Convert Johansson"
Scarlett Johansson pulled out of appearing in the second Mission: Impossible sequel after Tom Cruise tried to convert her to scientology, according to reports. Cruise, who produces the action adventures, met with Johansson ahead of casting for the upcoming Mission: Impossible 3 and took her to one of the controversial religion's headquarters, claims Radarmagazine.Com. A source tells the website, "After two hours of proselytizing, Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself." Officially Johansson quit the film because of scheduling conflicts after the film was delayed so Cruise could make War Of The Worlds.
what a farging freak.
im still going to see War of the Worlds.
Any chance that Tom Cruise is an alien of come sort, lost and stranded on our planet trying to find a way home? Because if not, we should definitely throw he and MJ into a pit and slowly fil the pit with hot lava.
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2005, 02:16:07 PM
Sarge loves Tom Cruise. :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Wingspan on June 21, 2005, 02:18:59 PM
hey, looka-that...Sassy, is being all sassy. >:D
:-D :flipoff :-D
For the record, I think his prank was funny as hell, but I also think he's a moron and I hope he gets bitch slapped around by Cruise's high priced lawyers.
Sassy,
If Cruise got to you already with his band of mind washing scientologists give us some kind of sign and we will stage a rescue. Last thing we want is an Eagles fan selling flowers at the bus station.
Clambake (http://www.xenu.net/)
And none of this belongs in court..neither criminal nor civil. It was water, for Alien's sake!!
QuoteWhat is all this talk about clams, and why is the site called Operation Clambake?"
The short version of this is that the creator of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, claimed humans evolved from clams in his book "A History of Man". Since the claim itself and the "proof" Hubbard provided is utterly silly, it serves as a good example of the general validity of his teachings. CoS has copy protected the word "Scientologist" and claim a Scientologist is anybody who (since 1950) ever bought a Scientology book or a course. "Clam" is also slang for money, referencing in this context the high cost for Scientology. "Clam" is therefore used by many critics as an alternative or better term to identify an actual follower of Hubbard and Scientology teachings today.
:-D :paranoid Were humans originally monkeys, fish, clams? I'm getting confused with all these theories. :D
QuoteScientology is a "technonlogy" trademarked and copyprotected by CoS and its affiliated entities. According to CoS Scientology can only be practiced properly inside CoS, anything else is false "tech". The only way to test Scientology is to join CoS and spend a fortune on extremely expensive courses that will take many years to finish.
:deion :deion
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 21, 2005, 03:27:35 PM
QuoteCruise "Tried To Convert Johansson"
Scarlett Johansson pulled out of appearing in the second Mission: Impossible sequel after Tom Cruise tried to convert her to scientology, according to reports. Cruise, who produces the action adventures, met with Johansson ahead of casting for the upcoming Mission: Impossible 3 and took her to one of the controversial religion's headquarters, claims Radarmagazine.Com. A source tells the website, "After two hours of proselytizing, Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself." Officially Johansson quit the film because of scheduling conflicts after the film was delayed so Cruise could make War Of The Worlds.
what a farging freak.
Good girl, Scarlett. :drool
i think its rifargulous to sue for that. can u imagine people are getting paid to have a trial for someone who squirted water at somebody. :-D :flipoff
Cruise at the trial "I was traumatized"
Defense Lawyer "Please Mr. Cruise, surely this isn't the first time you've been squirted in the face."
Quote from: Yeti on June 22, 2005, 11:25:54 AM
Cruise at the trial "I was traumatized"
Defense Lawyer "Please Mr. Cruise, surely this isn't the first time you've been squirted in the face."
lmfao!!
QuoteTom Cruise has decided not to press charges against the pranksters who squirted water in his face at the London premiere of War Of The Worlds on Sunday night. The newly-engaged superstar was horrified when pranksters spurted water from a fake microphone in his face, at the star-studded red carpet event - but his spokesperson told TV show Entertainment Tonight that Cruise will not pursue the matter. After the incident, the premiere event continued as usual and the man who squirted Cruise, along with three of his fellow crew members, was taken into custody by authorities. They were released several hours later on bail, according to police, and ordered to return next month to face possible charges.
Boooooooooooooooo! With the Jackson case all wrapped up who's going to fill the celebrity trial void I have in my life now?
Maybe Paris Hilton will tape herself having sex with a mule and sue the mule for releasing the tape to the public.
I'll play the role of the mule if needed
Quote from: T_Section224 on June 22, 2005, 12:00:05 PM
I'll play the role of the mule if needed
Shut up jackass. ;)
Quote from: T_Section224 on June 22, 2005, 12:00:05 PM
I'll play the role of the mule if needed
Way to take one for the team. And by 'take one" I actually meant 'get herpes'.
I'm just here to do my part
tom is the man
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Evite/cruisebearjizz2.gif)
Quote from: General_Failure on June 22, 2005, 09:36:35 PM
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Evite/cruisebearjizz2.gif)
I wouldn't press charges or sue the guy.
Deck him? Probably.
You're a lot calmer than I'd be if I got covered in bear gravy.
I just got the picture.
Slow on the uptake tonight. Long day of vacationing. :-o
Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer argue (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/people.cruise.ap/index.html)
That's because Tom Cruise is a farging brainwashed zealot. Like he has the education to "understand" the scientific literature on anti-depressants. The ass couldn't understand the instructions that come with a Happy Meal toy.
Yawn
Is it a requirement for celebrities to be absolute freaks with no intelligence? You would think that more of them would be Cowboys fans...
The Cowboys aren't in LA or popular, stupid.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 24, 2005, 03:52:38 PM
Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer argue (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/people.cruise.ap/index.html)
War of the Woodens
tom cruise knows all...i think he has short-dick complex...wonder if he knows whats prescribed for that...suicide...yea just be done with yourself. and put on some pants, stop dancing aound like a pansey.
I think it's great that he is so vocal and joyous about his new love. It will be even funnier when their relationship crashes and burns.
Quote from: Yeti on June 24, 2005, 07:15:30 PM
I think it's great that he is so vocal and joyous about his new love. It will be even funnier when their relationship crashes and burns.
YETI = NEGRODAMUS
We are not alone (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/29/cruise.aliens.reut/index.html)
He just fired his long-time PR person, didn't he? I think we can all see now that whatever that person was making, they were worth twice as much and should never have been fired.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 29, 2005, 10:27:16 AM
We are not alone (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/29/cruise.aliens.reut/index.html)
No surprise there, he believes in Xenu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu).
Brooke hates her sum Tom (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/01/shields.cruise.reut/index.html)
good for brooke.
QuoteCruise has discussed his skepticism of psychiatry to explain his belief in the teachings of the Church of Scientology, founded by science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.
Quote"Before I was a Scientologist, I never agreed with psychiatry," Cruise said. "And when I started studying the history of psychiatry, I understood more and more why I didn't believe in psychology. ... And I know that psychiatry is a pseudo science."
:-D He's in a pseudo religion and knows that psychiatry is a pseudo science
I've read some of LRH "science fiction". What a dumbass.
Lot of hostility toward Scientology here. I think you guys need some time on the E-meter. That'll be $10,000, by the way.
oh like she has room to talk. she dated michael jackson. freak.
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1114381,00.html
Barf.
Imagine she gets post-partum depression?
Nicole Kidman has to love that everyone now knows she's barren.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/steej/tomkatie.jpg)
(http://www.yesalbum.com/v001/ecwt1970/cruise-totallynuts.gif)
Oh boy...a Tom Kat baby.
Katie Holmes pregnant?
Ridiculous. Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a Britney Spears sex tape out there......
Mmmmmmmmm...Britney's boobies.
Mmmm, Britney's acne-covered, reeking of smoke, and oft-covered in Kevin Federline's man-sauce boobies!
Um, yuck. Her baby can have 'em. Britney is not nearly as hot as she was on her 18th birthday.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 05, 2005, 11:55:13 PM
Katie Holmes pregnant?
Ridiculous. Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a Britney Spears sex tape out there......
f
arker ;)
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 06, 2005, 02:03:29 AM
Mmmmmmmmm...Britney's boobies.
white trash people having sex?
i hope the baby gets abducted by aliens and then they shoot the baby back down to earth after ass raping it and it hits tom cruise on the head and they both explode. oh sweet joy.
Quote from: mussa on October 06, 2005, 12:11:18 PM
i hope the baby gets abducted by aliens and then they shoot the baby back down to earth after ass raping it and it hits tom cruise on the head and they both explode. oh sweet joy.
word.
I just thought of something. Wasn't she claiming to be a virgin when they started dating? And now she's pregnant. Jesus, glad I wasn't the one to snag her cherry. That's one fertile bitch.
No, she wasn't claiming to be a virgin before this. She was also engaged to Chris Klein for a while.
Plus, she showed her titties in "The Gift".
shes disgusting.
Quote from: mussa on October 07, 2005, 02:06:26 PM
shes disgusting.
You are very wrong about that. She's smokin'. But she's dating crazy and her stock has plummeted accordingly.
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 05, 2005, 04:46:39 PM
Nicole Kidman has to love that everyone now knows she's barren.
Not to mention Mimi Rogers & Penelope Cruz...
:-D
I think you're all heading down the wrong path... Tom Cruise is gay. Gay ass gay. This is either not his kid or he has gone to excessive lengths to silence the gay rumors by actually boning a woman.
Maybe he got Travolta to pork the little nitwit?
You know those Scientologists...
:-*
Somehow I think this plan (http://www.rte.ie/arts/2005/1007/cruiset.html) is going out the window once she actually goes into labor:
QuoteHolmes urged to have 'silent birth'
It is reported that Katie Holmes is being urged to have a 'silent birth' when she has Tom Cruise's baby.
When the 27-year-old actress is wheeled into the delivery room, she will be under instructions not to cry or scream out, no matter how painful her labour.
The 'Dawson's Creek' star has reportedly agreed to convert from Catholicism to her fiancé's Church of Scientology, which insists on 'silent births' to avoid traumatising newborn babies.
Scientologists also believe in giving youngsters lie-detector tests, asking them to spy on their classmates and face cutting themselves off from family members if they are non-believers.
Holmes, who started dating Cruise in April, is thought to be three months pregnant.
Celebrities are farging idiots.
That's really gonna be good for the biological father's ego. "She just pumped out a watermelon and didn't bat an eye. How can I compete with that?!"
Quote from: Cerevant on October 07, 2005, 02:44:43 PM
Somehow I think this plan (http://www.rte.ie/arts/2005/1007/cruiset.html) is going out the window once she actually goes into labor:
QuoteHolmes urged to have 'silent birth'
It is reported that Katie Holmes is being urged to have a 'silent birth' when she has Tom Cruise's baby.
When the 27-year-old actress is wheeled into the delivery room, she will be under instructions not to cry or scream out, no matter how painful her labour.
The 'Dawson's Creek' star has reportedly agreed to convert from Catholicism to her fiancé's Church of Scientology, which insists on 'silent births' to avoid traumatising newborn babies.
Scientologists also believe in giving youngsters lie-detector tests, asking them to spy on their classmates and face-cutting them selves off from family members if they are non-believers.
Holmes, who started dating Cruise in April, is thought to be three months pregnant.
fixed
LMFAO!! (http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/showbiz/2005/11/18/vargas.south.park.cruise.affl&checkAgain=false&wm=native_nm)
that's awesome. people can't make fun of this douche enough.
Yeah, South Park was frikkin' hilarious this week.
it was one of the best this season. very funny.
mmmmmmm wet
Quote from: MDS on November 18, 2005, 03:04:07 PM
it was one of the best this season. very funny.
Shut up, and give me your jew gold.
thats fargin great...burn you fag scientologist....BURN
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 18, 2005, 03:18:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 18, 2005, 03:04:07 PM
it was one of the best this season. very funny.
Shut up, and give me your jew gold.
:-D do you think we still keep it around our necks after that episode?
Quote from: MDS on November 19, 2005, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 18, 2005, 03:18:12 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 18, 2005, 03:04:07 PM
it was one of the best this season. very funny.
Shut up, and give me your jew gold.
:-D do you think we still keep it around our necks after that episode?
I don't care where you keep it. Just hand it over.
He's so farging weird, I wish he'd just go away (http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1133541,00.html)
huh? i thought everyone had their own sonograms!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 23, 2005, 10:34:40 PM
He's so farging weird, I wish he'd just go away (http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1133541,00.html)
I saw that.
Must be nice to have $200,000 lying around to just blow on something like that. :-D
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 07, 2005, 02:31:26 PM
Maybe he got Travolta to pork the little nitwit?
You know those Scientologists...
:-*
Travolta is also very gay. Several people I know have spent some time with him. Scientology is very popular with in-the-closet people, becuase it is all about self-mind control.
QuoteTom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet caused controversy when broadcast in the US. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." - referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
Wow, I'm so surprised he didn't like it. I thought he'd be a huge fan.
Paramount is a buch of Hoydas. farg him show the show as many times as possible.
No surprise Cruise can't take a joke. Paramount might change their minds if M:I 3 bombs because people are fed up and flat out freaked out with Cruise.
Tom Cruise is a farging pansey ass nut case. I hope he gets sucked into a jet engine. Then his remains are spit into a shtein pit.
Quote from: mussa on January 20, 2006, 04:06:19 PM
Tom Cruise is a farging pansey ass nut case. I hope he gets sucked into a jet engine. Then his remains are spit into a shtein pit.
This had so much potential, you just didn't finish it off strong...
South Park declares more war on Scientology (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060317/114265290000.html)
:-D
Closing the above letter from South Park creators was
"Hail Xenu"
So funny.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 18, 2006, 08:29:12 AM
South Park declares more war on Scientology (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060317/114265290000.html)
:-D
Anyone else think this season is going to be way over the top?
It would be hilarious if they managed to just take a quick jab at Scientology each episode.