Tom Cruise All Wet.

Started by Yeti, June 21, 2005, 10:58:38 AM

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Yeti

June 21, 2005, 10:58:38 AM
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

#1
June 21, 2005, 10:59:49 AM
Jerk is such a silly word.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#2
June 21, 2005, 11:00:44 AM
He is such a Hoyda.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Wingspan

#3
June 21, 2005, 11:31:37 AM
i would have kept squirting him.

cruise is a douche. he's not man enough to be a Hoyda
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mussa

#4
June 21, 2005, 12:08:20 PM
cut me a fargin brake...hes going to sue these people?  over some water squirted on him?  what a goddamn self-centered whack job.  in all seriousness...can u imagine a court hearing for this?  yes will the defendants please rise...we find you guilty of squirting water with the intent to embarass.  now thats a fargin comedy skit.  I'd like to squirt some PBR ass in his face, then see what that half-pint freak does.  Is it me or does it seem like Tom Cruise could self explode at any minute. Wishful thinking I guess...
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rjs246

#5
June 21, 2005, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 21, 2005, 12:08:20 PM
I'd like to squirt some PBR ass in his face, then see what that half-pint freak does.

Outstanding!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#6
June 21, 2005, 12:15:49 PM
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

rjs246

#7
June 21, 2005, 12:20:12 PM
"Scrub my dong with a loofah."

The interweb pwnz.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#8
June 21, 2005, 12:42:43 PM
I'm going to have to disagree with the general consensus on this one for a couple of reasons. 


1.  Cruise has every right to have gotten pissed off about it.  Celebrities tend to be pretty selective when it comes to who they'll talk to.  The general population wonders why they are so "stand off-ish".  Well, there ya go. 

2.  From what I heard about this yesterday, this guy wasn't even a real journalist.  Just some douche bag pretending to be.  Cruise was talking to the media because I think he was trying to pimp his new movie.  He was working.  That's no different than a fan throwing beer on the field of play during a sporting event imo. 

3.  Suing may be a little over the top, but ya know what?  I don't care.  I hope he sues that little ass clown for every red cent he's got.  Had the shoe been on the other foot you know he would be suing Cruise for millions.  Besides, there's a moral in there somewhere too.  I think it's something to the effect of don't farg with someone who has 10x more money than you do because you won't stand a chance against them in court. 

Sue his ass and leave him homeless in the farging streets!  That'll learn him. 

ParkingLotFlagDude

#9
June 21, 2005, 12:44:52 PM
That was great....

"I'll melt in your mouth Tom not in your hand"     :-D
Then I saw you doing sit-ups in front of a mall.  My dad told me that it was your house.

Yeti

#10
June 21, 2005, 02:16:07 PM
Sarge loves Tom Cruise.  :-* :-* :-*
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Wingspan

#11
June 21, 2005, 02:18:59 PM
hey, looka-that...Sassy, is being all sassy.  >:D
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PhillyGirl

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June 21, 2005, 03:27:35 PM
QuoteCruise "Tried To Convert Johansson"
Scarlett Johansson pulled out of appearing in the second Mission: Impossible sequel after Tom Cruise tried to convert her to scientology, according to reports. Cruise, who produces the action adventures, met with Johansson ahead of casting for the upcoming Mission: Impossible 3 and took her to one of the controversial religion's headquarters, claims Radarmagazine.Com. A source tells the website, "After two hours of proselytizing, Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself." Officially Johansson quit the film because of scheduling conflicts after the film was delayed so Cruise could make War Of The Worlds.


what a farging freak.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MURP

#13
June 21, 2005, 03:34:13 PM
im still going to see War of the Worlds. 

rjs246

#14
June 21, 2005, 03:42:08 PM
Any chance that Tom Cruise is an alien of come sort, lost and stranded on our planet trying to find a way home? Because if not, we should definitely throw he and MJ into a pit and slowly fil the pit with hot lava.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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