He updated his site today for April Fools...check it out
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Wow. :-D
LMFAO!
GrrlPower123 sounds like someone we know, does she not?
:-D
i propose the addition of a new smiley.
(http://img214.exs.cx/img214/8520/tanim17qy.gif)
Hunt! Where ya been, bro?
There's lost sheep everywhere looking for you. :-D
BTW: That .gif would make a great f'n avatar. >:D
He did a similar thing last year. Good stuff. lol.
Man, this lady is killed and you people think it is funny to use her picture as an avatar. Man this board gets sicker and darker everyday.
I'll stick with my Jesus/Hulk avatar for a while.
Quote from: NB on April 02, 2005, 01:54:33 PMMan this board gets sicker and darker everyday.
It's much healthier and brighter when you're not around, trust me.
Dio, don't tell him about the private section! :paranoid
Quote from: NB on April 02, 2005, 01:54:33 PM
Man, this lady is killed and you people think it is funny to use her picture as an avatar. Man this board gets sicker and darker everyday.
you should pray for us. maybe that would help.
New Article up: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
I think this is all you need to click and read it:
QuoteJust when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin'. Note that the name of the show is "Trippin'" and not "Tripping" because the addition of the letter "g" would not be consistent with the views of MTV's urban youth demographic who tend to frown upon linguistic formalities such as proper enunciation. I mean, proper 'nunciation, yo!
Quote from: MDS on May 19, 2005, 11:09:19 PM
New Article up: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
I think this is all you need to click and read it:
QuoteJust when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin'. Note that the name of the show is "Trippin'" and not "Tripping" because the addition of the letter "g" would not be consistent with the views of MTV's urban youth demographic who tend to frown upon linguistic formalities such as proper enunciation. I mean, proper 'nunciation, yo!
W3rD. Dat aint nuttin new. Dis iz Am3r!ka nt 3nglund. To h3!! wit da qu33nz 3ngl!sh. Ki11 wh!t3y!.
new one, about Star Wars. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3)
Quoteyou could sell these people hookers in a vagina storm
Dear god that is getting used again.
The sad thing is Grievous would have looked pretty cool with a monacle and moustache.
Quality work by Maddox there.
Quote from: MDS on May 19, 2005, 11:09:19 PM
New Article up: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
I think this is all you need to click and read it:
QuoteJust when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin'. Note that the name of the show is "Trippin'" and not "Tripping" because the addition of the letter "g" would not be consistent with the views of MTV's urban youth demographic who tend to frown upon linguistic formalities such as proper enunciation. I mean, proper 'nunciation, yo!
lmao at the 2 newest articles :-D
meh..a little flat.
Quote163,531 dipshteins camped out in line for this movie only to realize that it sucks like the other 5.
that makes no sense...if he did not like the other 5, and thought they sucked, why would he have seen the 6th?
Quote from: Wingspan on June 01, 2005, 07:23:25 PM
meh..a little flat.
Quote163,531 dipshteins camped out in line for this movie only to realize that it sucks like the other 5.
that makes no sense...if he did not like the other 5, and thought they sucked, why would he have seen the 6th?
Are you taking everything he says seriously?
nope, just wondering out loud
new one (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish)
The new one was practically torn from my brain and prompts me to ask...
Which one of you freaks has a blog? I'll bet at least one of you monkeys does.
Come on. Fess up.
QuoteBlogosphere: The "blogosphere" is the new buzz word that has replaced "information super highway." It's what idiots like to call a collection of "blogs," otherwise known as a tragedy.
:-D
Quote from: rjs246 on July 07, 2005, 01:31:55 PM
Come on. Fess up.
I've got one for that GoPets dealie. I mostly write about cutting children into little pieces. Also, muffins.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 07, 2005, 01:48:03 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 07, 2005, 01:31:55 PM
Come on. Fess up.
I've got one for that GoPets dealie. I mostly write about cutting children into little pieces. Also, muffins.
I knew it. Muffin eater.
I enjoy baking banana pecan muffins. Sue me.
LMAO.
I don't think I've ever seen a blog, wouldn't know how to find a blog, certainly haven't started a blog to my knowledge.
Flog Blogs!
Bloggers are dorks.
People like us who post night in day on message boards are way cool.
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 07, 2005, 02:00:56 PM
Bloggers are dorks.
People like us who post night in day on message boards are way cool.
He speaks the truth!
i dont even care what i think. let alone what a bunch of self important blogger Hoydas have to say...that is of course, the blogger is a hot 19 year old lesbian.
heck, they can be an ugly 19 year old lesbian, as long as there are no pictures at that point.
This farging waste of life has a blog (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050707/ap_on_re_us/missing_children_blog)
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 07, 2005, 10:19:23 PM
This farging waste of life has a blog (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050707/ap_on_re_us/missing_children_blog)
I have a feeling he's the typical blogger actually.
Maddox plays GTA: San Andreas (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ticket_to_hell)
It's been a while since I actually laughed at something Maddox wrote.
Quote from: General_Failure on July 21, 2005, 09:52:07 PM
It's been a while since I actually laughed at something Maddox wrote.
Wow you're so jaded. Do you have a blog I can read?
You can get pretty happily lost on that site.
Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 08:10:38 AM
You can get pretty happily lost on that site.
All time fave (and first time I ever saw the site) was the children's artwork. Someone had sent it to me a few years back at work and I showed it to my whole office. I swear, I heard hysterical laughter coming from behind every office door and in every work station. :-D
Quote from: rjs246 on July 22, 2005, 07:57:14 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 21, 2005, 09:52:07 PM
It's been a while since I actually laughed at something Maddox wrote.
Wow you're so jaded. Do you have a blog I can read?
Yeah, but you have to sign up for GoPets to be able to read it.
No dice.
Maddox updates us on his donations to help with hurricane Katrina. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=katrina)
what a guy :-D
:-D Nice.
a new one (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows)
QuoteOooh! The 45th parallel, sounds like seconds of fun. I'd better bring extra film in case one of the rolls don't develop, because otherwise my friends will never believe that I've actually been to the 45th parallel! Pass.
:-D
QuoteNew rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore.
Gotta agree there.
QuoteTo be fair, having a rock that sort of looks like a face as your state symbol is like diving into a tub full of tits when compared to Idaho
Where is this tub at? Obviously it's not in Idaho, but I'd really like to dive into a tub full of tits.
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 16, 2005, 06:18:29 PMWhere is this tub at? Obviously it's not in Idaho, but I'd really like to dive into a tub full of tits.
It's in heaven.
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 16, 2005, 06:18:29 PMWhere is this tub at? Obviously it's not in Idaho, but I'd really like to dive into a tub full of tits.
It's in heaven.
Damn - I'll never see it then.
There's one in hell too, but you won't like it.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 16, 2005, 06:37:18 PM
There's one in hell too, but you won't like it.
It's the tub of hairy nippled tits, isn't it!
You'll find out.
and like it
Just in time for Valentine's Day. (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo)
14 out of 19 right. :yay
I just went ahead and said that all of them (except for maybe two) were molesters. I was far more interested in his witty quips than I was in actaully guessing which of those freaks likes ittybittytitty.
His book comes out in June (http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/).
Sellout.
his book is #6 on all of amazon. it doesnt even come out till june. :-D
The man himself
http://us.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/05/10/badboy.books.ap/index.html
bill simmons went totally downhill when he published his book (his downfall started with writing on espn)...i wonder if the same will happen to maddox...
...sellout
QuoteMaddox, 28, whose real name is George Ouzounian
I doubt your sincerity?
Another recent article on why "Loose Change" is a pile of crap: here (http://maddox.xmission.com/)
I have the book. Honestly, it wasnt that good. There were alot of funny parts, but it got really boring after a while. He did "The Alphabet of Manliness," and you could tell he was running out of ideas.
It's funny as hell what he wears to his book signings.
(http://alphabetofmanliness.com/images/bs_nj10.jpg)
Ha! that 100 dollar bill trick is awesome.
updated (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant)
Quote from: MURP on March 12, 2007, 10:47:26 AM
updated (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant)
Mac users pimp their stuff, because it would resolve their biggest problem - the relative lack of software available to them by comparison to PC's. Also, they're too stupid to troubleshoot anything.
Frankly, it's bad enough we're so reliant on Windows. I'd love to actually learn Linux.
I still giggle almost every time.
HAHA. Thats funny. Maybe Bill Gates droped him a bill for that.
QuoteWaaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:
2. farg you.
QuoteIf I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists.
:-D
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos)
Fashion tips for women (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion)
QuoteNoun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently zesty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shtein about, including you.
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
Hahaha!
that was a good one. god i hate people who wear crocs.
Excellent.
Maddox updated his page:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
QuoteI read an exchange the other day between some loser flirting with some lonely single mom on a message board for lonely single losers (not to preclude one from the other, no reason you can't be both). The guy's avatar said "IRISH 4 LIFE," and his profile stated that he's a "Dave Matthews Band" fan, so already his face is high on my list of places I would like to rest my feet (Dave Matthews fans are like the trans-fats of fandom: oversaturated with obnoxiousness, found everywhere, and impossible to get rid of; for example, they only refer to the band as DMB... you can't abbreviate the word 'band' iceholes, it's a band by virtue of the fact that there is more than 1 person in it, and for the record, adding the word 'band' to your name doesn't make you any less of an egotistical shtein head). Man, you know what I hate? Dave Matthews.
It's the whitest band ever, which is saying something considering 3 of the members are black, and Dave Matthews is literally an African American (born in South Africa). His music can be heard in Whole Foods stores, Live Earth concerts, or blasting from the speakers of open-topped Jeeps parked on curbs everywhere. The typical fan is either some dude wearing khaki cargo shorts replete with dangling rock climbing hooks, even though he doesn't hike because he can't afford to drive his gas-guzzling Jeep, or some chick with huge boobs, buck teeth, and an ankle-length floral skirt that she twirls around like an idiot because she thinks her awesome boobs give her enough social capital to make up for the buck teeth and hairy toes (they don't):
so true...
QuoteThere's no such thing as an unintentional pun; the act of typing the phrase "no pun intended" makes it intentional. If your pun truly wasn't intended, then why didn't you erase it and write something else, icehole?
Anyone else have his book.
Yes.
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=overrated_sandwiches
QuoteThe most overrated sandwiches in America.
I've traveled around the country 3 times on book tour, and have thus been to most major cities and states. And every time I go to a new city that's famous for some special food or sandwich, I go out of my way to try it from the best location so that I'll have something to compare all other sandwiches to. Here are the results:
1. Philly Steak & Cheese
Every Philly cheesesteak sandwich I've ever had has been an exploration of sadness. No other sandwich on this list gets as much scrutiny and faux expertise bloviating about the "real" sandwich as much as the Philly cheesesteak. It's not even a sandwich anymore, it's just an excuse to be smug (like New Yorkers and their magic pizza).
Every time I tell someone I don't get what all the hype is about, they claim it's because I had a bad sandwich. This mythical food supposedly exists only in Philly. Then if you're actually in Philly and you commit the sin of not liking this dubious food icon, then apologists claim "you went to the wrong place." And if you happened to go to the right place, and you still think the sandwich is a mouthful of suck, then you "ordered it wrong."
I know how to order a sandwich you farging idiots. It's a sandwich. There's not much to it. And therein lies the problem: one of the ingredients is cheese whiz. That's right, all of the long-winded sermons about the "real Philly cheesesteak" is about a food that contains a yellow, processed, mucoussy cheese-flavored paste. Here are the ingredients in this "delicacy:"
Ingredients:
Sliced Steak
Cheese Whiz
Bread
When one of the ingredients in a food is processed cheese sauce, you don't have the right to be a snob about anything. Yes, I know you don't have to get it with cheese whiz. I've tried it with other cheese, and it still tastes like someone took an upper decker in my mouth. Too bad hype doesn't have flavor, because this sandwich would taste incredible if it did.
Blasphemy!
But seriously, when people I know go to Philly, I tell them to skip the steaks, and get soft pretzels. Preferably from some dude on a street corner with a shopping cart.
He's right.
i love a good cheese steak but if i had to choose, i'd pick a good roast pork or even a good italian over a cheese steak any day.
the problem with cheesesteaks is bad ones are pretty bad and theres a lot of them....but the best cheesesteaks kill anything
steves >>>>>> any roast pork or hoagie in the city
in other words its hard to make a great steak...where as the worst roast pork is still good
btw whos this douche maddox?
Yeah I agree with that...get a killer cheesesteak and it blows any other sandwich out of the water.
nicks roast beef is in the same territory but yeah pretty much
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 08, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
the problem with cheesesteaks is bad ones are pretty bad and theres a lot of them....but the best cheesesteaks kill anything
steves >>>>>> any roast pork or hoagie in the city
in other words its hard to make a great steak...where as the worst roast pork is still good
btw whos this douche maddox?
Steve's is my favorite. Are you sure you want to agree?
Steve's is alright...going with the double meat takes the sandwich from good to great. There's one near my place that I hit every once in a while. My favorite of all the trendy places is still probably Jim's.
I think Cheesesteaks lost their touch when places like Steve's, Tony Lukes, Jim's (local chain spots) started popping up. Sure I can appreciate these places but the old school steaks with shredded meat which was slapped on a roll without much thought were what I consider a real cheesesteak.
i dont know somehow sandwiches are so good in philly that even chaining up doesnt really effect them...especially if you go to the og of a certain spot....primos south phil hasnt dropped one bit and they are everywhere...i think a place like shacks which was never great to begin with becomes terrible when branching out
but shtein nicks steves primos...christ even sarcones went blasphemous and none of them imo have fallen off one bit...the primos in ocean city md while not as good as the og is still banging as shtein
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 08, 2011, 08:37:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 08, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
the problem with cheesesteaks is bad ones are pretty bad and theres a lot of them....but the best cheesesteaks kill anything
steves >>>>>> any roast pork or hoagie in the city
in other words its hard to make a great steak...where as the worst roast pork is still good
btw whos this douche maddox?
Steve's is my favorite. Are you sure you want to agree?
we can argue over which steves location is better
You want Comly or Bustleton?
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 08, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
You want Comly or Bustleton?
He'll take Bustleton because that's og.
I've had both within a week of each other and they're exactly the same.
i wouldnt think of going to any other....been going there since i can ever remember
Agreed. I'll take Comly because it's a quicker run from Bucks County.
johns roast pork
provolone with
END OF STORY
Quote from: MDS on December 09, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
johns roast pork
provolone with
END OF STORY
lol...its not even close to the best roast pork much less sandwich....dont believe everything you read on the internet
I like Tony Luke's roast pork Italian mostly because it's close to everything I'd be doing if I were in Philly.
The place in Reading Terminal Market (DiNic's) that Sunny told me about was unreal, though. I'd fly to Philly for one right this second if I weren't poor and under-employed.
Quote from: Rome on December 09, 2011, 07:46:21 AM
I like Tony Luke's roast pork Italian mostly because it's close to everything I'd be doing if I were in Philly.
The place in Reading Terminal Market (DiNic's) that Sunny told me about was unreal, though. I'd fly to Philly for one right this second if I weren't poor and under-employed.
Tony Luke's is decent as is John's...but neither are OMG DA BEST END OF STRY! good.
Quote from: SD on December 09, 2011, 07:47:29 AM
Tony Luke's is decent as is John's...but neither are OMG DA BEST END OF STRY! good.
i agree with this completely
johns bread is wack...shtein always falls apart from the moisture of the sandwich....i mean a sturdy roll is like sandwich 101...whats really good at johns is their breakfast hoagies
johns won best sandwich in the city a few years ago i think on the macnow eat challenge thing he does and now people massively overrate it even people who havent been there...id be suprised if the lil guy has ever even been there...its only open from like 10-3 on weekdays...its funny hearing people talk about going to johns after games and shtein...i usually dont have the heart to tell them its not even open then...johns to me will always have a special place in my heart tho as thats where we all went before the phillies parade
dinics is very good...what i like about them is that they have been featured on food network a bunch of times over the last say ten years but have never changed one bit
again tho with roast pork there isnt much difference btwn the best and worst...its grade scale would probably run A-C where as a steak or hoagie would be the standard A-F
who are you hanging out with thats lying about getting a sandwich?
i cant population control who comes to tailgate
or who sits next to me at a bar or on the train
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 09, 2011, 08:10:26 AM
again tho with roast pork there isnt much difference btwn the best and worst...its grade scale would probably run A-C where as a steak or hoagie would be the standard A-F
i agree with this...if i drive to the game or get a ride i always hit tony lukes before just because it's so close to the linc. they are good but honestly don't think it's that much better than the roast pork down here at taylor, if at all.
i need to try the taylor pork
they are hit or miss to be honest. guess it depends on who's working.
i want to go ahead and apologize
i should have known better than to talk about food with fat people
this is my fault. im so, so sorry.
It's like us talking with you about Mexican tranny blow jobs.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 09, 2011, 09:13:04 AM
they are hit or miss to be honest. guess it depends on who's working.
swing and a huge miss....i actually just got one...i was gonna take a picture of it and post but i got back to my office and found out they forgot to put the brocoli rabe on it...just super
other than that its decent but the amount of meat especially for what they charge is a joke
also its little bits of pork kinda like the chopped cheesesteaks sd likes...i want slices of pork gat dammit
booooooooooooooooooo
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 09, 2011, 12:16:30 PM
also its little bits of pork kinda like the chopped cheesesteaks sd likes...i want slices of pork gat dammit
booooooooooooooooooo
Pork is different, I don't prefer either or. In regards to places like Steve's and Jim's I do like their style of steaks but to me they have too much thought put into them. I like the old style where the shredded beef was overflowing the sandwich, the cheese was a subtle flavor that enhanced the beef and not the main taste, and the bottom of the roll was soaked because of the grease dripping from it. Everything was cooked and thrown onto a roll with no care at all. To me, that's a cheesesteak.
My mouth started watering just reading that. I probably like a little bit more cheese then you do, but not too much more....perfect cheesesteak.
I really gotta try and get to some of the smaller spots in Philly. I've only had 4 different places and I'm not even sure what the 4th place was.
Quote from: SD on December 09, 2011, 06:11:06 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 09, 2011, 12:16:30 PM
also its little bits of pork kinda like the chopped cheesesteaks sd likes...i want slices of pork gat dammit
booooooooooooooooooo
Pork is different, I don't prefer either or. In regards to places like Steve's and Jim's I do like their style of steaks but to me they have too much thought put into them. I like the old style where the shredded beef was overflowing the sandwich, the cheese was a subtle flavor that enhanced the beef and not the main taste, and the bottom of the roll was soaked because of the grease dripping from it. Everything was cooked and thrown onto a roll with no care at all. To me, that's a cheesesteak.
i dont really have a preference btwn chopped or sliced...and i dont like steves the best cause its sliced....but i do hate when theres to much meat and that happens much more often when the meat is chopped
so is this how you feel when i talk about friday night lights
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ranker_sucks