Joke thread

[DH]

that drink special was new 3 weeks ago

[ice grillin you]

yeah could be a lot older than that as i havent been there in months

[Tomahawk]

yeah could be a lot older than that as i havent been there in months

Nope...it was invented on May 2nd. The two shots symbolize the double tap to the head that killed him and the splash of water is for dumping his corpse in the sea

[ice grillin you]

gotcha....makes sense

[DH]

and ive spent the past 3 weeks trying to figure this all out

[General_Failure]

Another mystery solved. Good work, gang!

[General_Failure]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

[ice grillin you]

i dont know what any of that means but stop trying to spread your aussie filth

[Eagaholic]

yeah could be a lot older than that as i havent been there in months

Nope...it was invented on May 2nd. The two shots symbolize the double tap to the head that killed him and the splash of water is for dumping his corpse in the sea

Actually it was invented in 1985. The joke was "how do you make a Klinghofer float?" - with the answer 2 shots and a splash of water. It was named after Leon Klinghofer, a 69 year old cripple in a wheelchair shot twice and thrown overboard a cruise ship that was being held hostage by Palestinian terrorists.

[phattymatty]

why didn't hitler drink alcohol?











it made him mean.

[reese125]

Hitler may have killed 6 million jews, but he sure as farging hell saved the History channel.

[Sgt PSN]

I used to date a baker and then one day out of the blue she broke up with me.  To this day I have no idea why.  I gave her everything she could possibly need. 

[Eagaholic]

that's just how she rolls

[Diomedes]

For real.  That lady's boyfriend turnover rate is high and rising.

[Eagaholic]

she was afraid if she stayed she'd become a battered wife.