Week 3 - Commies: No Vaseline

[Diomedes]

How is the crowd?

Are the Commies having trouble on offense?

Crowd is 40% Eagles fans and 50% empty. Washington's offense is doing great, but Wentz is absolute dogshtein.

Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

[Don Ho]

St Juste is either really good or damn lucky as his head is never turned around towards the ball.

[General_Failure]

St Juste is either really good or damn lucky as his head is never turned around towards the ball.

If he'd been playing last Monday he'd have been flagged for PI six times by now.

[QB Eagles]

Surprised Wentz hasn't fumbled yet.

There we go.

[General_Failure]

Classic Wentz.

[Don Ho]

And just like clockwork

[PhillyPhreak54]

And another!!

Fumble this time

BGGGGGG

[QB Eagles]

Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

Not really. But Wentz is playing like he has a load of shtein in his uniform pants, so that's making it hard for them to get plays off.

[QB Eagles]

Great moves by Goedert, great blocks.

[General_Failure]

A TE screen for the TD. Just as we all predicted.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Beautiful

Now keep the pressure on

I want 10 sacks today

[Don Ho]

Shame the Eagles don't have a big TE who can make those endzone grabs.

<clear throat>

[General_Failure]

Beautiful

Now keep the pressure on

I want 10 sacks today

Will you settle for seven sacks, a fumble, and an interception?

[QB Eagles]

This is vintage 2020 ginger. Another five games like this in his career and he's probably out of the league.

[General_Failure]

Sorry, I specifically meant, is the crowd making it hard for the Commies to get plays off?

Not really. But Wentz is playing like he has a load of shtein in his uniform pants, so that's making it hard for them to get plays off.

There's just not enough crowd to affect the game for either side.