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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #975 on: May 20, 2020, 06:53:21 PM »

Waffle House shooter was told to wear a mask, Colorado police say

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An arrest affidavit alleges suspect Kelvin Watson, 27, attempted to purchase takeout food when he was told by a cook that he could not order without a mask.

The suspect allegedly returned later that night with a mask, which he was not wearing, and was again turned away by the same cook. He then placed a gun on the counter and told the man, "I can blow your brains out right now," a witness told police, according to the affidavit.

He returned Friday, was rejected a third time, and slapped the cook before opening fire, the affidavit alleged.

The victim was running when he was shot in the chest or abdomen, the report says.

The suspect, described in the affidavit as a regular customer, was tracked down through witness descriptions and a 2013 BMW sedan people in the restaurant said the shooter used, police said in the affidavit.

No one could have foreseen that a BMW owner would be an entitled icehole and an idiot.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #977 on: May 20, 2020, 10:18:41 PM »

Waffle House shooter was told to wear a mask, Colorado police say

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An arrest affidavit alleges suspect Kelvin Watson, 27, attempted to purchase takeout food when he was told by a cook that he could not order without a mask.

The suspect allegedly returned later that night with a mask, which he was not wearing, and was again turned away by the same cook. He then placed a gun on the counter and told the man, "I can blow your brains out right now," a witness told police, according to the affidavit.

He returned Friday, was rejected a third time, and slapped the cook before opening fire, the affidavit alleged.

The victim was running when he was shot in the chest or abdomen, the report says.

The suspect, described in the affidavit as a regular customer, was tracked down through witness descriptions and a 2013 BMW sedan people in the restaurant said the shooter used, police said in the affidavit.

No one could have foreseen that a BMW owner would be an entitled icehole and an idiot.

Probably didnít use his blinkers either. Lock him up!
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #979 on: May 21, 2020, 08:48:38 PM »

Iíve been working at the office since this started.  Weíve had WFH in place for most employees although thatís ebbed as things have opened up a bit. 

Anyway, I was talking with my colleague and we have not heard of a single co-worker in our entire department whoís been ill.   Iím not talking about with COVID either.  I mean just sick with a cold. 

Itís the oddest thing.  Obviously with fewer bodies around thereís fewer germs but I think the intense adherence to social distancing and frequent hand-washing has been a great success for us. 

Weíve been lucky too, no doubt, but if this nightmare has taught us anything, itís that hygiene and discreet distancing makes for a healthier workforce. 
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #980 on: May 21, 2020, 09:13:36 PM »

And if history has taught us anything, it's that our children(your children) will grow up to teach their children to swim in pig shtein.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #981 on: May 22, 2020, 08:14:23 PM »

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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #982 on: May 22, 2020, 09:57:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1263836535041994753

Congratulations to Brazil on the hard fought race to overtake the US. You can get there guys, just keep doing what you're doing.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #983 on: May 22, 2020, 10:07:52 PM »

I was recently stupifed to learn that Brazil is 90% the size of the U.S.   Including Alaska. 

The maps I've been seeing all my life make things look ...  different than things really are.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #984 on: May 22, 2020, 10:19:59 PM »

They skew hard towards the northern hemisphere.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #985 on: May 23, 2020, 07:31:08 AM »

I tend to think the world didn't really exist until I did and won't after I go, and since I was born in CT, it's been rather nice to have maps that favor the Northern Hemisphere.

My tender ego is bruised by this revelation.  I prefer life before it happened.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #986 on: May 23, 2020, 07:58:11 AM »

Yeah but don't forget we got Texas. That's supposed to be even more bigger than the US. and Brazil for sure.
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #987 on: May 23, 2020, 08:37:11 AM »

CT is greater than TX

not larger, but greater
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #988 on: May 23, 2020, 08:39:15 AM »

Chris Murphy is from CT.

Plus a chick I banged at Spring Break hailed from New Britain.

CT > TX
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Re: We're All Gonna Die
« Reply #989 on: May 23, 2020, 10:11:42 AM »

Yeah but don't forget we got Texas. That's supposed to be even more bigger than the US. and Brazil for sure.

Listen to the good ol boys here and theyíll tell you ďainít no other countries. Just Texas. We donít need nobody elseĒ
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