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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #120 on: September 11, 2020, 12:28:59 PM »

Too soon.

Meaning he still has to know when he has crossed the line or not.

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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #121 on: September 11, 2020, 12:36:25 PM »

Can't wait for his instagram pics standing on the tracks leading in. "As an expert in torching people on the field, -"

This is so wrong.  Yet completely hysterical.   A+
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #122 on: September 11, 2020, 12:42:48 PM »

He ain't never going to Poland.  I doubt he even follows through with Edelman, who by the way likely knows more about Black history than Pimp does.

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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #123 on: September 11, 2020, 02:09:36 PM »

Too soon.

Meaning he still has to know when he has crossed the line or not.



I was at that game. Right after Hurricane Ike hit us. They should have won that. Driving to win and 5 threw a pick if I recall. Or got sacked. One of the two.

It was also the closest I have come to getting into a fight at a sporting event. I was sitting with my best friend, a Cowboys fan, and we're three rows from the top. At the top row is the belligerently drunk Cowboys fan just going in on me for wearing Eagles stuff. I ignored him for most of the pre-game and then he started walking down to me to fight after I finally said something. I told the security guard standing there if he came down to me I was throwing him down the stairs so if he wanted to prevent that he should step in. Thankfully he did and I didn't have to send the fool head over heals down the stairs and end up in a brawl.
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #124 on: September 11, 2020, 07:52:55 PM »

it was a classic donovan game

made a few plays early, was helped to some points by the defense. down 4, couple minutes left, needs to go and win the game and he poops his pants. really bad sack to ware was the icer.
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #125 on: September 17, 2020, 08:01:57 AM »

didn't practice yesterday...a "planned day off"

so he can stay fresh?  getting most of last Sunday off didn't accomplish that?

something's not right
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #126 on: September 17, 2020, 08:05:00 AM »

didn't practice yesterday...a "planned day off"

so he can stay fresh?  getting most of last Sunday off didn't accomplish that?

something's not right

i believe wednesdays are when he goes to those holocaust education classes
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #127 on: September 17, 2020, 11:29:26 PM »

Assuming it's online classes
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #128 on: September 19, 2020, 08:58:36 AM »

It's as though someone made a parody of an athlete making a rap video:

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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #129 on: October 10, 2020, 10:10:32 AM »

Once again, DeSean will be free to practice his song stylings on Sunday afternoon, which is good for him because his rap future is brighter than his football future.
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #130 on: October 10, 2020, 10:39:43 AM »

Who?
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #131 on: October 23, 2020, 12:41:52 PM »

back to IR

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/10/23/desean-jackson-will-land-on-ir-with-high-ankle-sprain/

and good...every one of the few reps he's taken represent a theft of one from young bucks who need the run
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #132 on: October 23, 2020, 02:28:06 PM »

every one of the few reps he's taken represent a theft of one from young bucks who need the run

Except when he's taking reps from JJAW.
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #133 on: October 23, 2020, 05:17:36 PM »

Even then.  I prefer to see dogshtein JJAW than brokedown Pimp, in the hope it will accelerate his dismissal.
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Re: DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagle: Pimp Returns
« Reply #134 on: October 28, 2020, 07:43:44 AM »

Eagles say DeSean volunteered to field the punt on which he was injured by a late hit.

Fipp said Jackson approached him asking to be put in.  "Just a really unselfish football player trying to do anything he could..." Fipp said, presumably with a straight face.

Uh, it was actually the opposite, coach.  Jackson had visions of improving his brand by stinging the Giants on a punt return again.  Zero chance he's begging to return a punt against Pittsburgh or Baltimore.

It was Fipp's job to say  "no."

So now we have Jackson on IR--may he please stay there permanently--and Fipp selling us a story that he's some kind of hero, so we aren't talking about what a dumbass idea it was to let the ancient, injury prone WR take the punt.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/10/28/desean-jackson-volunteered-for-punt-return-which-led-to-injury/
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