Phillies

[Don Ho]

Right on queue these bats look like horseshtein.  One of the worst AB I've ever seen by Trea Turner.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I do but haven't had much time.

I see it's a carbon copy of the last decade or so.

Nola giving up homers

Phillies bats dead

Joy

[Don Ho]

Bottom of the order had to save their ass today to at least tie it up for now.

[Rome]

Doing the same thing and expecting different results since 1883.

Also - the shtein they're pulling with Kalas' widow is appalling.  After everything that man gave to that team and the city they're doing her dirty over $20K?

farg them. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Lolol

Luzardo got lit

Nimmo? McCutchen?

Oh and no hits

Bums

[MDS]

its not even april but im glad everyone can get their bitching in

eileen kalas is a dumb funhole

[PhillyPhreak54]

Or the Phillies are wretched scumbags for screwing Kalas over

lol at this slop in the field again tonight

[MDS]

how did they screw him over? hes been dead for 20 years. we're talking about a beer stand beneath the LF scoreboard that zero people cared about. it had as much to do with his legacy as i did.

you all are getting mad to get mad

[PhillyPhreak54]

Let's focus on the on the field product then

Garbage

[Don Ho]

Tonight hurt my eyes.  I know they usually start off slow but:

Turner 3-18
Schwarber 2-16
Harper 1-16
Bohm 2-14
Realmuto 1-9

9-73

Sweet fancy Moses!

Bottom of the order much better.

[Don Ho]

With that point.........

Dodgers aren't hitting the seams off the ball either:

Ohtani 2-12
Tucker 3-15
Betts 3-15
Teoscar 2-14
Freeman 3-16

13-72
.181

Nothing great, just much more timely hitting and bottom of their lineup has been productive.

[Rome]

Everything is fine.  No need to worry. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Painter...not bad son

[Don Ho]

Painter, aurite, I'll take it.

farg this offense.