Phillies

[Rome]

They won 96 games, IGY.  I don't expect them to win another game.  I'm just saying that knowing this team and our miserable luck in being born in Philly, I wouldn't be surprised if they did and then shtein the bed in game 5. 

[MDS]

nola/yamamoto is a horrendous match up...they are going to go to ranger after like 9 or 11 batters but he cant miss bats and itll be out of hand by then

they probably have an advantage in g4 but none of it really matters since their sloth gross maga lineup isnt doing shtein

[PhillyPhreak54]

Actually what'll happen is they'll win the next two and then come home and lay a fat egg in g5

[Don Ho]

Every where I went today I was asked "WTF with the bunt?" 

I am preparing to hear "the bunt" the rest of my life.  "Last game at The Vet", "Jeff Carter", "Ben Simmons layup", and now "The bunt".  The 4 heartreaking terms that will live in Philly sports infamy.

[MDS]

Actually what'll happen is they'll win the next two and then come home and lay a fat egg in g5

i know some phillie homers that still think theyre winning the series, so this is progress from my boy

[phattymatty]

This is why you shouldn't start watching baseball until August/September. 

[Don Ho]

Well, all these other teams on the brink of elimination reached down inside and pulled their cocks out, whereas the Phillies will be making tee times in the morning.

Don't see anything changing for these dorks in the next 30 minutes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah let's see how they farg this up tonight

[PhillyPhreak54]

Are every one of these dickheads gonna bunt?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Actually maybe it would be better if they did

Can't get hits the normal way

[SD]

Would have kept Lola in he was dealing

[SD]

Like clockwork farg off Thomson zero feel for the game

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hahahahahahahahha

Hhhahahahahahahah

Haaaaaaaahah

farging farg