Phillies

[PhillyPhreak54]

Nola is playing with fire.

Need runs. Now!

[QB Eagles]

We gettin no hit tonight boys

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ugly.

Hope Nola has more magic beans in his pocket to keep dancing out of trouble.

[Don Ho]

Alrighty than!  Wow, Bums aren't even close. My excitement has turned to embarrassment  Nola got to carry these guys now. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good lord Nola.

Give me a farging DP now!

[Don Ho]

I want to scream at him, yes 3 straight hits, no outs, obligatory 5th inning meltdown, etc. but still 0-0 and these phils bats are even worse.  They look like complete ass!  so far so small.

[Don Ho]

Sorry guys but I laughed, jesus christ!

[Don Ho]

What time is the game on Saturday in Houston?

[QB Eagles]

Shoulda left the vadge in

[Don Ho]

50+ years fellas, seen it all and this farger is over tonight.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Brb gonna vomit

Motherfarger

[Geowhizzer]

This just got a lot more difficult.

[Don Ho]

Shoulda left the vadge in

Like Smoltz said, Alvarado is kind of crazy and had ZERO room for error and promptly plunks the first guy.  Let Mr. Softie finish what he started.

[QB Eagles]

farging ump is calling low balls strikes all night and doesn't give alvarado his cutter

[PhillyPhreak54]

Aaron Nola needs to be shipped off to Minnesota or Kansas City

farging scrub ass loser