Phillies

[Rome]

Lol at this batting practice slop chucking pitching staff.

farg off.   

[MDS]

lose every game 25-1

at this point outright embarassment is the only way to get rid of klentek and kapler

[Don Ho]

We've used all the terms available to describe this team:  train wreck, dumpster fire, tire fire, horse shtein, white flag, etc.  I'm spent.

WTF with all these Doyers fans?  They were all over Fenway last night.  shtein load at CBP tonight.

ROMAN QUINN on the mound?  If this doesn't say "I quit" by Gabe than nothing dose.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Middleton better send those two fargs Klentak and Kapler packing

[MDS]

franco jogs to 1st with the bases loaded in a 1-0 game

bellinger sprinting to 1st, beatty sliding into the wall up 100 runs in the 9th inning.

this is 100% culture. this is 100% kapler.

[Geowhizzer]

When the Dodgers took the lead, I said farg it and turn on Springsteen on Broadway on Netflix.

I made the right decision.  This team is not just bad, it's heartless, brainless, and probably dickless.

[ice grillin you]

franco jogs to 1st with the bases loaded in a 1-0 game

bellinger sprinting to 1st, beatty sliding into the wall up 100 runs in the 9th inning.

this is 100% culture. this is 100% kapler.

dodgers also played til 1am the night before in Boston

[MDS]

just a reminder the phillies have scored now 9 runs in the 4 games since the break

their manager sucks. their coaching sucks. their gm sucks. their pitching is a train wreck. but god damnit this offense is beyond the pale.

[Rome]

The odds of them winning a game in which the pitching staff surrenders 16 runs is almost nil.

But yes, the offense sucks too. 

[Geowhizzer]

I was so excited to start this season,  but at this point I am almost completely disinterested.

farg the Phillies, when does training camp begin?

[Rome]

It's just a disaster.  There was no way they were going to contend with the starting pitching they had going in but the l'il guy is right about the hitting being a bigger disappointment.  I thought they'd lose a lot of close games but more 8-6's and less 16-2's.

[phattymatty]

Only about 6-7 weeks until football.

[Geowhizzer]

https://twitter.com/jelynchjr/status/1150929778792439808

[QB Eagles]

Knapp is a successful pick by Phillies standards.

[MDS]

he is a successful pick by any standard in that he made the majors and hung around for a bit. most of them are even worse. this is not an edorsement of knapp!

this current game is what the phillies envisioned theyd get more of. jump out 6-1 and let their zesty pitcher have a lead and pitch downhill a bit.