Week Eight - 2016

[General_Failure]

Don't get me started, I'm still sobbing uncontrollably.

[smeags]

easy there fella, we already have one suffering from sports depression.

[SD]

I was REALLY into last nights MNF game. I was up 15 pts and dude I was playing had Minny's D. Needless to say I won and now take over sole possession of 1st place.

[smeags]

jump in front of a train, loser.

[PhillyPhreak54]

you not caring doesnt make me more real...they arent connected...i be who i be and you am who you am

and the crying face doesnt hurt me because its 100% true

j is worse than the washington fan who says to me when i came in this morning "awww man how you gonna let dallas beat you sunday"

farg yourself i didnt play sunday the eagles did and dont farging talk to me all jokey jokey about the game like there was a crazy twist on your favorite tv show

Everyone isn't the same as you...this is breaking news.

A fan who says that, and I have had two tell me the same today, is a joke. Me watching the MNF game? Not a joke.

You want to bury your head in the sand go right ahead. Did you watch NBA last night?

[Sgt PSN]

The only thing more annoying than fans who just like to scream and cheer but don't know shtein about what they're watching is the superfan who shteins on anyone who doesn't react the same way they do. Good god, man... you're a self proclaimed bleeding heart, but you sure do have serious intolerance for people who don't look at things the same way you do.  What the farg does it matter if someone watches the MNF game or not?  Or that people are pleased that a Vikes loss helps the Eagles in the draft?  You want to piss and moan and not watch sports after that, cool. You do you.  Maybe one or twice you could let Jay be Jay and just stfu about it and move along.

Not to mention that what happened Sunday is exactly what you've been expecting. You're on record calling Pederson the dumbest HC in the league despite his first 6 games showing him to at least be competent,  he then makes decisions that the dumbest coach in the league would make. This is your victory day.   Put on a happy face.

[smeags]

so, remind me, what do the eagles get draft pick wise if the vikes shtein the bed vs make a deep run in the playoffs ?

[hbionic]

2nd if they make the superbowl...or a bag of doritos if Vikes go Donovan (wet the bed).

[Rome]

So am I still a super homer or do I now not give a shtein?

I get so confused at this age. 

[Sgt PSN]

so, remind me, what do the eagles get draft pick wise if the vikes shtein the bed vs make a deep run in the playoffs ?

They get Minny's #1 in 2017 and a conditional 4th rounder in 2018 that can become a 2nd round pick if Minny wins the SB this year. So yes, it's ok to be happy whenever the Vikings lose regardless of how the Eagles played that week 

[Sgt PSN]

To clarify, the #1 is not conditional.

Also, you're the worst fan ever for not knowing the trade conditions and you're an even worse person for not googling it yourself 

[smeags]

To clarify, the #1 is not conditional.

Also, you're the worst fan ever for not knowing the trade conditions and you're an even worse person for not googling it yourself

at least im consistent.

[Sgt PSN]

Consistency is an undervalued characteristic these days,  but you sir, have it in spades.

[General_Failure]

I don't know about your fake fans, but I'm looking forward to IGY's new blog about being the realest fan, Life on the Spectrum.

[smeags]

are we allowed to discuss the dildo tossed on the field in buffalo anymore or is that off limits too ?