Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle

[ice grillin you]

take trout out of the mix and at least a quarter of millville are probably yankee fans

[Eagaholic]

This is the most awesome Carson Wentz thread ever.

[SD]

http://penews.org/features/nfl-quarterback-carson-wentz-an-audience-of-one

[ice grillin you]

kill me now

[General_Failure]

While all eyes are on Carson, his eyes remain focused on the Lord. He is committed to making the name of Jesus Christ famous

Man, he's really got his work cut out for him there.

[PhillyPhreak54]

kill me now

AO1 will lay them hands on you and bring you back

[Sgt PSN]

Never heard of him.  How's that pronounced anyway?  Is it Gee Zoos?  Jay Zus?  Jess Us?  Hey Zues?  Cheeze Us? I wanna learn more about this guy. His name is fascinating, so I can only imagine everything else about him is unbelievable. 

[ice grillin you]

kill me now

AO1 will lay them hands on you and bring you back

I hate you so much

[ice grillin you]

jordan matthews

[MDS]

what kind of animal makes his teammates come out to farging north dakota to workout

go to miami...spend 10 minutes throwing and the rest of the time doing blow and fingering strippers in the bathroom. losers.

[Diomedes]

I always thought the same about McNabb.  Who the wants to go to farging Arizona?  In summer.  To practice football.  It's a zesty tradition, this business of the star QB issuing what amounts to mandatory training camp invitations to whatever shteinhole they call home.

[hbionic]

what kind of animal makes his teammates come out to farging north dakota to workout

go to miami...spend 10 minutes throwing and the rest of the time doing blow and fingering strippers in the bathroom. losers.

Ha. Exactly.

[hbionic]

what kind of animal makes his teammates come out to farging north dakota to workout

go to miami...spend 10 minutes throwing and the rest of the time doing blow and fingering strippers in the bathroom. losers.

Maybe Carson is secretly hoping he can rufee the bison burgers so he can finger the receivers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's brought them there under the guise of football workout but he's going to kidnap them and put them in some Jesus freak camp

[Munson]

Carson is gonna Sunshine from Remember The Titans them and try to bring them into some restaurant that doesn't take kindly to his teammates in them parts.

Nah but I'd enjoy visiting Teddy Roosevelt National Park.