Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

[MDS]

bryce harper in phillies jersey instagramming a train disaster with a caption linking it to terrorism

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd be inconsolable

[Geowhizzer]

Believe it or not, since the draft started in 1965, the Phils have had the #1 pick only once.  Pat Burrell in 1998.

[ice grillin you]

pretty sure I wasn't specifically talking about Bryce Harper but a transcendent overall number one pick who turned into a player

and i despise him but you are a moron if you wouldnt want him on the phils

[PhillyPhreak54]

Well I'm a moron then. Do not want. farg that goofball farg

[ice grillin you]

farg that goofball farg

mcnabb

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh...I didn't know that because McNabb was a corny sob that it means I have to like all corny people?

I know you love Washington and Harper...but its gonna be ok.

[ice grillin you]

harper isnt goofy....hes just a fleshpop...hes a yeah brah guy in the lenny dykstra mold

the bedwetter was triple goofy

[PhillyPhreak54]

And most of all an overly self entitled jerkoff

[smeags]

harper can eat a fleshpop. mainly because he isnt a phillie.

[ice grillin you]

hed be an absolute legend in most peoples eyes including j's if he were on the 93 phils

[SD]

Harper's what's missing from the current Phillies. I'm not saying he'd make them any better, but at least there'd be a young talented player to watch.

[smeags]

relax, franco to the rescue.

[MDS]

Harper's what's missing from the current Phillies. I'm not saying he'd make them any better, but at least there'd be a young talented player to watch.

hed also add in some attitude....the phillies are milquetoast boring on top of being absolutely wretched.

yea sure hes a fleshpop, but hes 1. not a criminal and 2. awesome. he also plays hard and doesnt give a farg, two things that would make him godly in philly.

[ice grillin you]

who would want a young ultra talented player when you can win 80 with slop