Week 5 Eagles vs. Rams

[Don Ho]

i have a wedding that starts at 2

what will i miss

Hmmmmmmmm, Hoyda or watching this O Line?

[General_Failure]

You're way too optimistic.

[MDS]

the woman my father married after my mother died has a son that i have met maybe 10 times. he is getting married (he loves drinking and the bar scene, she is low key and quiet so i have feeling this aint lasting long) and evidently this event requires my presence.

the thing is he is an eagles fan, yet he scheduled a wedding for a sunday afternoon in october. i dont get people.

[SD]

I guarantee that scheduling choice was 100% the girls idea

She at least hot?

[MDS]

actually, kinda, yeah.

she would probably be a better center than david molk, too.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Boob pix?!

[MDS]

i do not currently possess a picture of her tits. sorry?

[Diomedes]

When this happens to me, it errands.  When it happens to you, it's...boob pics or we don't believe you.

[PhillyPhreak54]

haha we believe you guys but boob pics are always welcomed.

Snap a couple at the wedding so then when the marriage ends you can post em

[General_Failure]

When this happens to me, it errands.  When it happens to you, it's...boob pics or we don't believe you.

The next time you have to run to the produce stand, get some pics of those sweet melons.

[MDS]

yea im guessing this thing will be over before i even get a new phone. im making it clear im not going to the next one.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Go and drink the booze and hide in a corner and surely someone will have the game on their phone or the bar tender will have a TV going.

[General_Failure]

Find the crying bridesmaid and get her drinks until you're a criminal.

[MDS]

i already felt up some chick at the last family wedding, so the foundation has been laid

[General_Failure]

That's the worst nickname I've ever seen.