2014 Phillies Thread - There's Always Next Year

[PhillyPhreak54]

Goddamn right. And you're not invited! You're banished to Texico

[MDS]

Goddamn right. And you're not invited! You're banished to the Havas basement

[PhillyPhreak54]

Havas' basement > rape basement

You'll have a endless supply of crack juice but have to wear a Tocchet jersey or buddy Ryan sweater all the time

[General_Failure]

You think IGY'd let someone else touch his Buddy sweaters?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good point. Probably not.

[MDS]

phillies play 54 games in 55 days starting tuesday

guess:
number of players put on dl during that stretch
choke homers
ben revere starts
numbers of wins
number of games they will be back of 1st and the end of it

[ice grillin you]

You think IGY'd let someone else touch his Buddy sweaters?

or my crack juice

[PhillyPhreak54]

phillies play 54 games in 55 days starting tuesday

guess:
number of players put on dl during that stretch
choke homers
ben revere starts
numbers of wins
number of games they will be back of 1st and the end of it

Zero
10
44
27
IN FIRST BITCH

[Geowhizzer]

So a 27-27 record in the next 54 gets them in first at a total of 46-49?  What a horrible division.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oops...that should be 37.

37-17

[MDS]

im more perplexed by the ben revere starts than the win total, to be honest

you do realize hes horrible

[smeags]

and yet the phils still got the better end of that deal.

[BigEd76]

Tomorrow night they're facing a Colts Neck NJ kid that made his ML debut against the Dodgers a few days ago

Cy DeSclafani

[Geowhizzer]

So... no-hitter, or just complete game shutout?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Phillies could use a super utility guy who can play anywhere and get big hits...someone like Kevin Frandsen.

Oh, right.