Keeper League 13 - Sassy Rules

[Munson]

The only dates I definitely can't do are 8/31 and 9/5, as I have two live drafts those nights. Any other night I can probably figure something out.

[hbionic]

This shtein literaly takes like 10 minutes with all of our keepers (ok, it feels like 10 minutes).

Most of you guys suck at drafting anyway.

Ok, so as long we don't draft 08/23-08/25, I'm fine. I'll be getting ass-rammed in Vegas.

[Munson]

You mean you don't draft with a fleshpop up your ass?

[rjs246]

Ok.
Everyone needs to get their keepers in by noon, this Friday the 16th. Post them to this thread.
Zanshin needs to select his rookie by the end of the weekend, Sunday the 18th. Post it to this thread.
Munson and SD will pick their rookies on Monday the 19th and their expansion draft will be held on Tuesday the 20th. We'll do it in this thread as well.

I am scheduled to be traveling and working long days the week before, the weekend of, and the week after Labor Day, which means that there is no good time for me to draft. I agree that it should be during the week but just kidding I of course agree that it should be on Labor Day to continue the league tradition of SunMo whining and whining and whining about the draft time. Basically I'm open to suggestions for the draft date but as always will just end up deciding to do whatever I feel like with regards to schedule.

[Tomahawk]

Aaaaaaaaaand after looking at my roster, I'm changing my vote to yay 

QBs
Drew Brees

RBs
Jamaal Charles
Bryce Brown (R)
Knowshon Moreno
Michael Bush
Ryan Matthews

WRs
A.J. Green
Greg Jennings
Brandon Marshall
Vincent Jackson
Mike Wallace
Danario Alexander

TEs
Aaron Hernandez

K
Matt Bryant

D
Denver

Keepers
Drew Brees
Jamaal Charles
AJ Green
Bryce Brown

[SunMo]

are we definitely doing the ppr rule change?  that may affect my keepers

[SunMo]

i'm leaning towards keeping shady over arian foster.  anybody who wants to make a trade offer for foster, feel free

[Sgt PSN]

Russell Wilson is available for trade.  Could be a rookie or QB keeper.  Very beneficial! 

[rjs246]

Sunny, I would of course be open to trading. Here's my roster, I'm not really taking anyone off the table except for Richardson since he's my rookie keeper.

Matt Ryan
(Atl - QB)No new player Notes
49   10   82%   4719   32   14   141   1   0   0   0   0   0   2   368.86
Randall Cobb
(GB - WR)No new player Notes
28   56   93%   0   0   0   132   0   954   8   1256   1   0   1   202.47
Julio Jones
(Atl - WR)No new player Notes
20   36   96%   0   0   0   30   0   1198   10   0   0   0   0   182.80
Ray Rice
(Bal - RB)No new player Notes
9   17   94%   0   0   0   1143   9   478   1   0   0   0   0   222.10
Marshawn Lynch
(Sea - RB)No new player Notes
5   11   95%   0   0   0   1590   11   196   1   0   0   0   2   246.60
Jason Witten
(Dal - TE)No new player Notes
61   69   92%   0   0   0   0   0   1039   3   0   0   0   0   121.90
Trent Richardson
(Cle - RB)New Player Note
11   25   92%   0   0   0   950   11   367   1   0   0   0   0   203.70
Reggie Bush
(Det - RB)Player Note
36   42   63%   0   0   0   986   6   292   2   0   0   0   2   171.80
Marques Colston
(NO - WR)No new player Notes
37   44   89%   0   0   0   0   0   1154   10   0   0   0   2   171.40
Wes Welker
(Den - WR)No new player Notes
67   45   85%   0   0   0   20   0   1354   6   276   0   0   1   180.60
Jordy Nelson
(GB - WR)No new player Notes
58   91   80%   0   0   0   0   0   745   7   0   0   1   0   118.50
Matthew Stafford
(Det - QB)No new player Notes
52   15   67%   4967   20   17   126   4   3   0   0   0   1   4   315.58
DeSean Jackson
(Phi - WR)New Player Note
70   181   55%   0   0   0   -7   0   700   2   -3   0   0   0   81.20

[rjs246]

Another topic to be discussed is the draft order. Since this is a keeper/dynasty league it has always been determined by previous year's results, but that is all farged up now thanks to sd and Munson. I'm tempted to randomize it, but will listen to suggestions.

[Sgt PSN]

Just give Munson and SD the 1st 2 picks (don't care how you determine who selects first*) and then continue with the draft order starting with the 3rd pick based on last year's results.  In 1995, the Panthers and Jags were awarded the 1st and 2nd picks in their inaugural seasons (though Carolina traded the #1 pick away).  The Houston Oilers finished the 1994 season with the worst record and would have had the 1st pick but were bumped to the 3rd pick to accommodate the expansion teams.  Same goes for the Eagles in 1999.  They would have had the 1st pick in that draft had the NFL not given the Browns back to Cleveland.  So they got the 2nd pick instead.  shtein happens. 


*Whoever picks 1st in the expansion draft should pick 2nd in the regular draft, imo. 

Also, do SD and Munson really need to have a rookie draft and an expansion draft separately?  Why not just let them make their 4 picks in whatever order they want?   

[rjs246]

Because I said so. Ass.

Bt seriously, picking a rookie and drafting established players are totally different exercises, so separating them makes sense.

Ass.

[Sgt PSN]

Then why haven't we ever had a rookie draft separate from the regular draft?  Huh? Hmm? What?  Yeah....that's what I thought, biznitch! 

PS.  I still heart you! 

[phattymatty]

i come into this thread sometimes just to read about how stupid it is.

[Diomedes]

The only player I won't consider trading is Andrew Luck.    Whether I keep him as a QB or as my Rookie, I haven't decided.


Andrew Luck (r)
Demaryius Thomas
Andre Johnson
Frank Gore
Alex Green
Scott Chandler
Ahmad Bradshaw
Michael Crabtree
Brandon Lloyd
Larry Fitzgerald
Maurice Jones-Drew
Andy Dalton
Bernard Pierce (r)
Jason Hanson