Phillies Season Thread 2013

[Geowhizzer]

Hamels can't seem to buy a break.  Not even for $147 million.

[Sgt PSN]

Breaks are running about 147.5 these days.  So close....

[PhillyPhreak54]

corksuckers. Bad throw by Young...poor play by Quintero.

Helped set up by a goddamn blown call to start the inning

2-0

Hamels gonna be 1-8

[Don Ho]

Michael Young HA!  This guy couldn't field a beach ball.

[PhillyPhreak54]

4-0 now

Cue clown music.

[QB Eagles]

4 runs compliments of Young & Young.

[Don Ho]

4 runs compliments of Young & Young.

Best firm in town.

[MDS]

super bad luck for hamels

up until lombardozzi's hit nothing was really hit well off him that inning. bang bang play goes against him to start, dribbler squirts through, walk, then michael young cant field a swinging bunt and delmon young jesus christ why even bother

on top of that the lineup manuel put out today couldnt even beat the clearwater threshers. this whole team is just really sad. everything that i said was gonna happen in march is happening and its still depressing to see

[Rome]

I'm watching natgeotv right now.  Evidently Hitler got away.

[Geowhizzer]

4-0 now

Cue clown Benny Hill music.

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[PhillyPhreak54]

Just a farging stellar AB by Ryan farging Howard.

2-0 count and this idiot whiffs at a changeup. Nevermind working the count because you have the first two runners on...no sir. Go hack your ass off. Next pitch a double play.

They scored on a balk.

Lol.

I fcking despise this farging team.

[Geowhizzer]

I've been missing far more games - or at least portions -  this season than at anytime in the last decade.  Not (usually) intentional, but I'm subconsciously finding other things to do.  It's just not the priority is usually is for me to make sure to catch the game.

[MDS]

92 wins, wild card.

[Rome]

The chances of that happening are better than you getting laid by a female you didn't have to pay first, corksucker.

[MDS]

91-71

Choke, Grit and Jimmy the Pimp all have good seasons