Phillies Season Thread 2013

[ice grillin you]

1 game under for a team hitting michael young third

think about that

half their wins versus the mets or marlins
10-17 against winning teams
1 series win over a winning team

really you dont have to think too hard about it....its elementary

[Sgt PSN]

Offense - bottom 5 in the NL in Runs, HR, OBP, and OPS. 

[MDS]

1 game under for a team hitting michael young third

think about that

half their wins versus the mets or marlins
10-17 against winning teams
1 series win over a winning team

really you dont have to think too hard about it....its elementary

i know...its still strange considering how bad they are and how appallingly bad their stats are

[PhillyPhreak54]

Grit goes on the DL with an oblique strain.

Who does fargface call up?

Mike Mike is back.

Sorry ass Martinez.

[MDS]

not that any of it matters but its not like they have mike trout to bring up

they needed a backup middle infielder. so they brought one up that youre gonna find in AAA.

[ice grillin you]

put young at second galvis at third and bring up ruff...if for nothing else the games at boston on mon and tuesday...but really for the rest of the year

[ice grillin you]

Mike Mike is back.

national league ranks since 2011

mike mike .188 BA - last

mike mike .241 OBP - last

mike mike .272 SLG - second to last

[ice grillin you]

geo in the house the other nite

http://deadspin.com/get-a-load-of-this-farging-phillies-fan-509542320?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Sgt PSN]

Gotta be 'shopped - no Phillies fan would own something without a removable battery.

I laughed. 

[Geowhizzer]

geo in the house the other nite

http://deadspin.com/get-a-load-of-this-farging-phillies-fan-509542320?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Nah, I wouldn't be that close to the dugout.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I would....so I could hurl insults.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Choke double and a HOF single...Phils up.

And the park is full of Phils fans

Natitude!!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ben Revere just threw a guy out at the plate.

Tyler Moore tried to doze Kratz but he held on

[SD]

"Another double play hit into by Ben Revere" - TMAC


I'd take May back for him straight up. What a farging bum.

[Rome]

Please tell me Judy Revere isn't signed for next year.