Sarge's 2013 Criminals; brought to you by Dio loving everying in one place!

[Diomedes]

The great Jewish king David was a bloodthirsty farg who slew tens of thousands of Arabs, including many thousands of women and children. 

Our own little bloodthirsty Jew would heave all the prisoners he deems unworthy--corner boys get a pass of course--into a death pit if he could.

So I ask...does Titus get the rape-death that our little closeted Republican David fantasizes about, or is he just 'hood enough to avoid painful death?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Thanks for the education!

I don't think he'd get street/penitentiary justice for being a general fargup. That's reserved for the kiddie killers and rapists.

[Rome]

Is there anything more entertaining than Dio on a bourbon & meth binge?

[Sgt PSN]

Titus Young is farging great.  I've become a major fan of his in the last 7 days.  Can't wait to see what he does for an encore. 

[Sgt PSN]

Is there anything more entertaining than Dio on a bourbon & meth binge?

MDS on a Havas' ball sack binge?

[General_Failure]

Maybe if you still think Adam Sandler's funny, sure.

[Sgt PSN]

I still think Sandler's earlier work is funny.  Basically everything prior to The Longest Yard.  Does that count? 

[rjs246]

Titus Young's father claims that he has a brain condition and requires our sympathy and assistance. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Also, I'm glad to see drunk Dio make his not so triumphant comeback. Good shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Is "stupid farg" a brain condition now?

[rjs246]

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130514/SPORTS0101/305140310/

in case anyone wants a link.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Wow. I guess he's burned through his NFL cash?

@NFL_RealUpdates: WR Titus Young was arrested a 4th time on May 4th for robbing a convenience store according to @JasonColeYahoo, 4 arrests in 9 days.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9283033/rolando-mcclain-explains-decision-retire-23

[QB Eagles]

Guy is out of control and is probably the most likely player in the NFL to kill someone or be killed himself.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9283033/rolando-mcclain-explains-decision-retire-23

The NFL isn't his problem. Decatur is his problem. And my guess is Decatur is where he is returning to.

Meanwhile, a woman citing a threat of domestic violence has taken out a restraining order against.... wait for it.... Titus Young.

[rjs246]

OK so now I'm actually starting to wonder if Titus is seriously mentally ill. What the farg is going on with this dude? This level of epic meltdown is farging shocking.

[Seabiscuit36]

Yep.. Dude is following Barrett Robbins path of a complete meltdown