Chip Kelly - Head Coach, Philadelphia Eagles

[Don Ho]

Rob Ryan on being hired by Rams: "I'm on a beach and have talked to nobody and have no comment."

Get? 

[General_Failure]

That would be an interesting hire - he's a good DC. Granted he gets his pick of the litter because of Bama's factory but still.

Jeffrey (don't call him Jeff)
Howie
Chip
Kirby

I liked GF's suggestion for an OC named Dale. Anyone named Ralph that can take over? Friedgen? Is he still alive?

Let's be fair now, I don't want an OC named Dale because it would make them extra WASPy. I want it so we can make Chip & Dale Spread Eagle jokes to go with the Dixon and Cox jokes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

That would be an interesting hire - he's a good DC. Granted he gets his pick of the litter because of Bama's factory but still.

Jeffrey (don't call him Jeff)
Howie
Chip
Kirby

I liked GF's suggestion for an OC named Dale. Anyone named Ralph that can take over? Friedgen? Is he still alive?

Let's be fair now, I don't want an OC named Dale because it would make them extra WASPy. I want it so we can make Chip & Dale Spread Eagle jokes to go with the Dixon and Cox jokes.

Yes - I know this. I am not one of the denser folks 'round here

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rob Ryan on being hired by Rams: "I'm on a beach and have talked to nobody and have no comment."

Get?

I would love it. He would hate the Cowboys more than anyone.

[ice grillin you]

apparently jerry azzinaro oregons DL coach will be joining chippys staff

[ice grillin you]

btw he looks like someone that would rip you in half with his bare hands because he felt like it

[ice grillin you]

after a little investigating now i know why

hes a brown belt in combat judo and was a golden gloves champ

also coached dwight freeny in college

seems like a washburn type minus the wide nine garbage

[SD]

apparently jerry azzinaro oregons DL coach will be joining chippys staff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zqTdeGKfMBw

[ice grillin you]

probably will be laughed at doing that to pro's but will be entertaining nonetheless....which definitely counts for something

[BobbyT]

Got to be the first time a HC mentions Smokey and the Bandit in his first PC

Chip is not married but maybe dating Loni Anderson.....Manti Te'o says

[Sgt PSN]

you serious easy

no

not only was it pandering the delivery and timing of the jokes was painfully uncomfortable....just coach chippy

Sounds like Chip needs to do a better job and put his jokes in position to be funny.

[reese125]

apparently jerry azzinaro oregons DL coach will be joining chippys staff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zqTdeGKfMBw

love him...he can scream like that forever

[SD]

[SunMo]

I'd take a run at Ray Horton since it sounds like Arians wants Bowles for his DC

[DH]

"More violence!"

That video is awesome. That dude should have been hired as HC.