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SunMo · July 30, 2012, 09:10:28 AM

thank you for that informative post.

can you now break down water polo? why is there a green zone, yellow zone and a red zone?

rjs246 · July 30, 2012, 09:17:45 AM

No, but I actually really enjoy watching water polo. Those fargers beat the shtein out of each other and they aren't allowed to touch bottom. No homo.

Rome · July 30, 2012, 09:19:32 AM

Why do some kids have two mommies?

SunMo · July 30, 2012, 09:20:39 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on July 30, 2012, 09:17:45 AM
No, but I actually really enjoy watching water polo. Those fargers beat the shtein out of each other and they aren't allowed to touch bottom. No homo.

it is really physical but it seems like most of it isn't allowed because the refs are blowing their stupid whistles every 10 seconds. i caught the US/Montenegro match from the start and i was hoping NBC would do a quick rules rundown but they didn't

ice grillin you · July 30, 2012, 10:01:47 AM

Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2012, 09:19:32 AM
Why do some kids have two mommies?

ha

Geowhizzer · July 30, 2012, 11:46:05 AM

Quote from: SunMo on July 30, 2012, 09:20:39 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 30, 2012, 09:17:45 AM
No, but I actually really enjoy watching water polo. Those fargers beat the shtein out of each other and they aren't allowed to touch bottom. No homo.

it is really physical but it seems like most of it isn't allowed because the refs are blowing their stupid whistles every 10 seconds. i caught the US/Montenegro match from the start and i was hoping NBC would do a quick rules rundown but they didn't

Sounds like the NHL.

Geowhizzer · July 30, 2012, 11:48:45 AM

BTW: The Official Rules of Water Polo

hbionic · July 30, 2012, 01:46:01 PM

Caught the end of the women's water polo match between Italy and Australia. The Aussie women look like shaved male-ogres that didn't develop right.

The underwater shots of the Italian women were nice. Also, didn't know there were penalty shots. You learn something new every day.

phattymatty · July 30, 2012, 01:48:16 PM

i watched some water polo today too...during halftime al michaels came on and said it was his first time watching water polo. hasn't that dude been doing the games on tv for like 40 years?

hbionic · July 30, 2012, 01:54:42 PM

I think he's been busy banging high quality Olympic tang his whole life and he's just getting to the Polo team.

phattymatty · July 30, 2012, 04:52:00 PM

some south korean juicehead just threw up over 700 lbs in weightlifting.

hbionic · July 31, 2012, 03:01:17 AM

Liam Tancock is probably the best name out there. Liam is a good, manly name.

hbionic · July 31, 2012, 03:03:41 AM

Could there be any more ugly white people in the Olympics? Holy farging shtein. These swimming women are beasts. The further into the Warsaw Pact states you go, the fuglier. Yuck!

Don Ho · July 31, 2012, 03:38:44 AM

Water Polo is farging amazing. They just beat the shtein out of each other. Check out a water polo practice session. Unbelievable. These guys and gals are studs.

And yes bionic, the swimming babes are far and few between this year. Long live the Eastern Block!

Don Ho · July 31, 2012, 03:44:41 AM

US Men's Gymnastic team looked like the bums bullpen out there tonight.