2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

[MDS]

This game is one colossal battle of suck.

Oh my god I know. Papelbon coughs up a run against the bottom of the worst team in baseballs order, then their defense and luck give them a win.

And papelbon got the win, too. What an important stat.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You know who doesn't win?

The posters of CF when you go Billy Beane on us.

[MDS]

Billy beane = vorp, pecota, babip
Logic = wins are a meaningless stat for pitcher

[Geowhizzer]

20 pushups for Willie Mays Rollins.

[MDS]

this is like the worst game ever

[Don Ho]

Used up all my Qualls rants.  What a joke.

[Don Ho]

Shocking!

- lead off double
- Spaz being Spaz
- Man on third
- Pineapple being Pineapple

[MDS]

are the homers tearing up their world series tickets again?

[ice grillin you]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9BfXozuu0

11:00 - 14:00 is so very pimp

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

are the homers tearing up their world series tickets again?

ripping them apart, or sobbing all over them?

Yes.

[MDS]

for the homers it goes in simple cycles

win 2 games against the rockies = dreaming of october
follow with a loss = its all over

[Don Ho]

are the homers tearing up their world series tickets again?

Just our NL Wild Card play in game tickets.

[BigEd76]

The clock on choke's rehab starts Monday

[Don Ho]

Before the season started, Victorino boasted he'd lead the league in triples as part of a national ad campaign for Major League Baseball. Through 71 games, he doesn't even lead the Phillies. Juan Pierre has three and Victorino has two.

Pineapple to sit tonight.  Triple A gets start in CF.

[Sgt PSN]

This is looking like a legit predicition. 

Games played Howard = 40

This is not. 

Games played Utley = 85

And I'd rather not talk about the rest of them.