2012 - Philadelphia Phillies, At Least Cole is Staying

[rjs246]

Willie Mays Hayes?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, a guy who runs the bases aggressively is the Phils' most exciting prospect?

[Sgt PSN]

Willie Mays Hayes?

If he's like the Wesley Snipes WMH, I'm in.  But if it's Omar Epps, then I am out.   

[Rome]

What if he's like Omar from The Wire?

[BigEd76]

So, a guy who runs the bases aggressively is the Phils' most exciting prospect?

After that Pence trade, pretty much, yeah

[QB Eagles]

So, a guy who runs the bases aggressively is the Phils' most exciting prospect?

In the no-roids era, yes. Except Galvis, but he's on roids.

[Don Ho]

Wheels is temporarily out of my dog house after his Don Draper, Madmen reference about the dude in the stands with the shirt, tie and dark glasses.

[Don Ho]

Love Sarge calling out this buffoon Tracy and his 75 pitch limit. 

[MDS]

If anyone wants to know why Charlie Manuel is an awful manager, check out this game

[Don Ho]

HOLY farg! Papelbon's alive!  Thought he went AWOL.

[Geowhizzer]

HOLY farg! Papelbon's alive!  Thought he went AWOL.

Maybe he still is.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Johnny Papsmear in a non-save situation = LOL

[Don Ho]

BOO!

[Don Ho]

Johnny Papsmear in a non-save situation = LOL

Perfect.

[MDS]

How textbook a loss is this?

Mediocre starting pitching? Check
Offense shuts down after the 4th? Check
The bullpen gives it up? Check
Manuel manages like a retard? Check